Miss
@missingplatypus.bsky.social
I'm Miss the platypus, I draw and such
full disclosure, i draw and talk dirty regularly
and i cry a LOT
🔞🔞18+ account🔞🔞 seriously, leave minors
She/Her 🏳️⚧️ - 33 - Filipino-American
https://missingplatypus.carrd.co
full disclosure, i draw and talk dirty regularly
and i cry a LOT
🔞🔞18+ account🔞🔞 seriously, leave minors
She/Her 🏳️⚧️ - 33 - Filipino-American
https://missingplatypus.carrd.co
WHOA....SO THE EMPEROR IS.....WHOA
see this is what im talkin about imagine if i NEVER played this game, this story wouldve been buried so deep below a cache of games id still be working so hard to catch up on
see this is what im talkin about imagine if i NEVER played this game, this story wouldve been buried so deep below a cache of games id still be working so hard to catch up on
November 17, 2025 at 5:49 AM
WHOA....SO THE EMPEROR IS.....WHOA
see this is what im talkin about imagine if i NEVER played this game, this story wouldve been buried so deep below a cache of games id still be working so hard to catch up on
see this is what im talkin about imagine if i NEVER played this game, this story wouldve been buried so deep below a cache of games id still be working so hard to catch up on
....DID THEY PUT THE LITTLE NICKY FLASK....IN BG3
November 17, 2025 at 3:09 AM
....DID THEY PUT THE LITTLE NICKY FLASK....IN BG3
...one thing i cant stand about this game is that i feel like there are moments where a liiiiiittle negging would be nice
like omg Wyll let me call you daddys boy like a lil bit you just had a nice moment, id be a bad friend if i didnt
like omg Wyll let me call you daddys boy like a lil bit you just had a nice moment, id be a bad friend if i didnt
November 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
...one thing i cant stand about this game is that i feel like there are moments where a liiiiiittle negging would be nice
like omg Wyll let me call you daddys boy like a lil bit you just had a nice moment, id be a bad friend if i didnt
like omg Wyll let me call you daddys boy like a lil bit you just had a nice moment, id be a bad friend if i didnt
oh astarion
ascend all you want
you know why i subclassed you into Thief
ascend all you want
you know why i subclassed you into Thief
November 16, 2025 at 8:34 PM
oh astarion
ascend all you want
you know why i subclassed you into Thief
ascend all you want
you know why i subclassed you into Thief
more or less reached what im guessing is the end of shadowheart's story
oouuggghh
she's so anime i was genuinely crying by the end ;3;
oouuggghh
she's so anime i was genuinely crying by the end ;3;
November 16, 2025 at 6:06 PM
more or less reached what im guessing is the end of shadowheart's story
oouuggghh
she's so anime i was genuinely crying by the end ;3;
oouuggghh
she's so anime i was genuinely crying by the end ;3;
god i keep getting shocked by the asses in bg3
its a good shock but like
i just saw aylin's ass, like, when she flew through lorrokoan's window to unalive him and it was the LAST ass i was expecting haha
cuz she's like so armoured up?? i thought of her pmuch only as badass undead angel knight
its a good shock but like
i just saw aylin's ass, like, when she flew through lorrokoan's window to unalive him and it was the LAST ass i was expecting haha
cuz she's like so armoured up?? i thought of her pmuch only as badass undead angel knight
November 16, 2025 at 4:20 AM
god i keep getting shocked by the asses in bg3
its a good shock but like
i just saw aylin's ass, like, when she flew through lorrokoan's window to unalive him and it was the LAST ass i was expecting haha
cuz she's like so armoured up?? i thought of her pmuch only as badass undead angel knight
its a good shock but like
i just saw aylin's ass, like, when she flew through lorrokoan's window to unalive him and it was the LAST ass i was expecting haha
cuz she's like so armoured up?? i thought of her pmuch only as badass undead angel knight
whew...okay
ive fought my way all the way back through to Act 3
stg this is the run that im actually gonna finish
hopefully
probably
as much as im prone to restarting games when i realize theres something i wanted to do different or "properly", i dont like to be stuck on anything for too long
ive fought my way all the way back through to Act 3
stg this is the run that im actually gonna finish
hopefully
probably
as much as im prone to restarting games when i realize theres something i wanted to do different or "properly", i dont like to be stuck on anything for too long
November 15, 2025 at 8:19 PM
whew...okay
ive fought my way all the way back through to Act 3
stg this is the run that im actually gonna finish
hopefully
probably
as much as im prone to restarting games when i realize theres something i wanted to do different or "properly", i dont like to be stuck on anything for too long
ive fought my way all the way back through to Act 3
stg this is the run that im actually gonna finish
hopefully
probably
as much as im prone to restarting games when i realize theres something i wanted to do different or "properly", i dont like to be stuck on anything for too long
....Disney.....look
i have every reason to be pissed at you and to stay pissed at you
but istg
if you dont fucking keep Moon Knight's story going
ill shit a brick exclusively to throw a trick shot through the window of your car, through the window of your house, and up your ass while youre sleeping
i have every reason to be pissed at you and to stay pissed at you
but istg
if you dont fucking keep Moon Knight's story going
ill shit a brick exclusively to throw a trick shot through the window of your car, through the window of your house, and up your ass while youre sleeping
November 14, 2025 at 6:44 PM
....Disney.....look
i have every reason to be pissed at you and to stay pissed at you
but istg
if you dont fucking keep Moon Knight's story going
ill shit a brick exclusively to throw a trick shot through the window of your car, through the window of your house, and up your ass while youre sleeping
i have every reason to be pissed at you and to stay pissed at you
but istg
if you dont fucking keep Moon Knight's story going
ill shit a brick exclusively to throw a trick shot through the window of your car, through the window of your house, and up your ass while youre sleeping
being constantly sad is so draining yall, you dont understand
i can barely scrape together the energy to draw this funnier
i can barely scrape together the energy to draw this funnier
November 14, 2025 at 5:15 PM
being constantly sad is so draining yall, you dont understand
i can barely scrape together the energy to draw this funnier
i can barely scrape together the energy to draw this funnier
so i gotta know...
...astarion
has it been a regular thing that like....putting him in the drow hood is a go-to move
not functionally but fashion-wise
like....hearing that voice from behind a hood/veilmask
is reaaaaally doin it for me
...astarion
has it been a regular thing that like....putting him in the drow hood is a go-to move
not functionally but fashion-wise
like....hearing that voice from behind a hood/veilmask
is reaaaaally doin it for me
November 14, 2025 at 7:11 AM
so i gotta know...
...astarion
has it been a regular thing that like....putting him in the drow hood is a go-to move
not functionally but fashion-wise
like....hearing that voice from behind a hood/veilmask
is reaaaaally doin it for me
...astarion
has it been a regular thing that like....putting him in the drow hood is a go-to move
not functionally but fashion-wise
like....hearing that voice from behind a hood/veilmask
is reaaaaally doin it for me
I've come back around on being pissed about the lack of polyamory
if theyre funny enough to make a "you have two hands" joke achievement, this is absolutely an SU situation where its not so much the lack of intention of the creators and more what was able to be smuggled past the censorship ig
if theyre funny enough to make a "you have two hands" joke achievement, this is absolutely an SU situation where its not so much the lack of intention of the creators and more what was able to be smuggled past the censorship ig
November 13, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I've come back around on being pissed about the lack of polyamory
if theyre funny enough to make a "you have two hands" joke achievement, this is absolutely an SU situation where its not so much the lack of intention of the creators and more what was able to be smuggled past the censorship ig
if theyre funny enough to make a "you have two hands" joke achievement, this is absolutely an SU situation where its not so much the lack of intention of the creators and more what was able to be smuggled past the censorship ig
also i have work to do so
im gonna set up what my new character is gonna be
think about how im gonna go through this next run
and then see if i can get some streams running while i get back to work
will advertise when i work, at least to keep myself on task
im gonna set up what my new character is gonna be
think about how im gonna go through this next run
and then see if i can get some streams running while i get back to work
will advertise when i work, at least to keep myself on task
November 12, 2025 at 4:15 AM
also i have work to do so
im gonna set up what my new character is gonna be
think about how im gonna go through this next run
and then see if i can get some streams running while i get back to work
will advertise when i work, at least to keep myself on task
im gonna set up what my new character is gonna be
think about how im gonna go through this next run
and then see if i can get some streams running while i get back to work
will advertise when i work, at least to keep myself on task
yeah i cant
i did a full restart
putting karlach through falling for me gave me bad stummy
she's too good for me, metaphorically and morally
she deserves way better than the person who's robbing wizards and sticking her head into necromancy even though her highest spell slot level is 2 at lvl 11
i did a full restart
putting karlach through falling for me gave me bad stummy
she's too good for me, metaphorically and morally
she deserves way better than the person who's robbing wizards and sticking her head into necromancy even though her highest spell slot level is 2 at lvl 11
November 12, 2025 at 4:13 AM
yeah i cant
i did a full restart
putting karlach through falling for me gave me bad stummy
she's too good for me, metaphorically and morally
she deserves way better than the person who's robbing wizards and sticking her head into necromancy even though her highest spell slot level is 2 at lvl 11
i did a full restart
putting karlach through falling for me gave me bad stummy
she's too good for me, metaphorically and morally
she deserves way better than the person who's robbing wizards and sticking her head into necromancy even though her highest spell slot level is 2 at lvl 11
i mean tbf
if there's one hole this game has, the one thing that i wish it would get over itself with
its the monogamy
boooooo that shit
i get youre a "consequences" game but boooooooo
if there's one hole this game has, the one thing that i wish it would get over itself with
its the monogamy
boooooo that shit
i get youre a "consequences" game but boooooooo
....guh
...i.....look
....i...have a really....REALLY bad thing for demons
idk
maybe its the christian upbringing
but im just really hot for demons
and its killin me cuz
i do love karlach
but mizora just threw herself at me
and honestly even raphael is feeling like my cup of tea
....im so fucked-
...i.....look
....i...have a really....REALLY bad thing for demons
idk
maybe its the christian upbringing
but im just really hot for demons
and its killin me cuz
i do love karlach
but mizora just threw herself at me
and honestly even raphael is feeling like my cup of tea
....im so fucked-
November 11, 2025 at 8:07 PM
i mean tbf
if there's one hole this game has, the one thing that i wish it would get over itself with
its the monogamy
boooooo that shit
i get youre a "consequences" game but boooooooo
if there's one hole this game has, the one thing that i wish it would get over itself with
its the monogamy
boooooo that shit
i get youre a "consequences" game but boooooooo
....guh
...i.....look
....i...have a really....REALLY bad thing for demons
idk
maybe its the christian upbringing
but im just really hot for demons
and its killin me cuz
i do love karlach
but mizora just threw herself at me
and honestly even raphael is feeling like my cup of tea
....im so fucked-
...i.....look
....i...have a really....REALLY bad thing for demons
idk
maybe its the christian upbringing
but im just really hot for demons
and its killin me cuz
i do love karlach
but mizora just threw herself at me
and honestly even raphael is feeling like my cup of tea
....im so fucked-
November 11, 2025 at 7:55 PM
....guh
...i.....look
....i...have a really....REALLY bad thing for demons
idk
maybe its the christian upbringing
but im just really hot for demons
and its killin me cuz
i do love karlach
but mizora just threw herself at me
and honestly even raphael is feeling like my cup of tea
....im so fucked-
...i.....look
....i...have a really....REALLY bad thing for demons
idk
maybe its the christian upbringing
but im just really hot for demons
and its killin me cuz
i do love karlach
but mizora just threw herself at me
and honestly even raphael is feeling like my cup of tea
....im so fucked-
aaaaand boom goes the dynamite
houston
we have no problems
houston
we have no problems
November 11, 2025 at 7:49 PM
aaaaand boom goes the dynamite
houston
we have no problems
houston
we have no problems
also keep meaning to say
LIL MAN
GAAAH LIL MAN I LOVE YOU LIL MAN
LIL MAN
GAAAH LIL MAN I LOVE YOU LIL MAN
November 11, 2025 at 2:37 AM
also keep meaning to say
LIL MAN
GAAAH LIL MAN I LOVE YOU LIL MAN
LIL MAN
GAAAH LIL MAN I LOVE YOU LIL MAN
took another bg3 break cuz of undiagnosed ad(h?)d so I could check out how Warframe's doing, cuz i was very intrigued when i saw new warframe is shroom based
.....they turn......into this
......yeah the SECOND the prime hits im busting money on it-
.....they turn......into this
......yeah the SECOND the prime hits im busting money on it-
November 11, 2025 at 2:31 AM
took another bg3 break cuz of undiagnosed ad(h?)d so I could check out how Warframe's doing, cuz i was very intrigued when i saw new warframe is shroom based
.....they turn......into this
......yeah the SECOND the prime hits im busting money on it-
.....they turn......into this
......yeah the SECOND the prime hits im busting money on it-
can i just say, what really blows my head out of the water with bg3 is that considering its size
theres still SO MUCH AMAZING VOICE ACTING AND MODEL ACTING
like Karlach might be my girl but even just meeting the Rivington shop clerk?? almost made me cry with how cute she is?? ;3; <3
theres still SO MUCH AMAZING VOICE ACTING AND MODEL ACTING
like Karlach might be my girl but even just meeting the Rivington shop clerk?? almost made me cry with how cute she is?? ;3; <3
November 10, 2025 at 9:13 PM
can i just say, what really blows my head out of the water with bg3 is that considering its size
theres still SO MUCH AMAZING VOICE ACTING AND MODEL ACTING
like Karlach might be my girl but even just meeting the Rivington shop clerk?? almost made me cry with how cute she is?? ;3; <3
theres still SO MUCH AMAZING VOICE ACTING AND MODEL ACTING
like Karlach might be my girl but even just meeting the Rivington shop clerk?? almost made me cry with how cute she is?? ;3; <3
i had to take a break from bg3 just so i didnt become overtired from it
finally took the time to watch Oceans8 since it was on Netflix
..eh
coulda lived without it
great casting and character ideas
below-milquetoast writing decisions
anyway back to bg3 im finally gonna see the ACTUAL BALDUR GATE-
finally took the time to watch Oceans8 since it was on Netflix
..eh
coulda lived without it
great casting and character ideas
below-milquetoast writing decisions
anyway back to bg3 im finally gonna see the ACTUAL BALDUR GATE-
November 10, 2025 at 7:24 PM
i had to take a break from bg3 just so i didnt become overtired from it
finally took the time to watch Oceans8 since it was on Netflix
..eh
coulda lived without it
great casting and character ideas
below-milquetoast writing decisions
anyway back to bg3 im finally gonna see the ACTUAL BALDUR GATE-
finally took the time to watch Oceans8 since it was on Netflix
..eh
coulda lived without it
great casting and character ideas
below-milquetoast writing decisions
anyway back to bg3 im finally gonna see the ACTUAL BALDUR GATE-
lol idk what i was expecting Halsin to be like but
wow
boomer nature dad
just a pointy eared ron swanson
this dude would be nailing insane amounts if the sword coast ever introduced flannel
wow
boomer nature dad
just a pointy eared ron swanson
this dude would be nailing insane amounts if the sword coast ever introduced flannel
November 10, 2025 at 7:50 AM
lol idk what i was expecting Halsin to be like but
wow
boomer nature dad
just a pointy eared ron swanson
this dude would be nailing insane amounts if the sword coast ever introduced flannel
wow
boomer nature dad
just a pointy eared ron swanson
this dude would be nailing insane amounts if the sword coast ever introduced flannel
i think the most insane part of all this is that everything said, im already planning to do another playthrough
cuz i definitely need at least 2...my first complete playthrough being a rogue is kind of cheating me out of weird things, i feel like lol
like man ive been pickin so many locks-
cuz i definitely need at least 2...my first complete playthrough being a rogue is kind of cheating me out of weird things, i feel like lol
like man ive been pickin so many locks-
November 10, 2025 at 12:53 AM
i think the most insane part of all this is that everything said, im already planning to do another playthrough
cuz i definitely need at least 2...my first complete playthrough being a rogue is kind of cheating me out of weird things, i feel like lol
like man ive been pickin so many locks-
cuz i definitely need at least 2...my first complete playthrough being a rogue is kind of cheating me out of weird things, i feel like lol
like man ive been pickin so many locks-
this is important seriously
its extremely vital
cuz im not just playing this game cuz its fun
im playing it because more than anything
i need, I NEED to finally know, understand, and at least to a certain extent comprehend what the entirety of this DnD universe is, inside and out
its extremely vital
cuz im not just playing this game cuz its fun
im playing it because more than anything
i need, I NEED to finally know, understand, and at least to a certain extent comprehend what the entirety of this DnD universe is, inside and out
i dont get this game im crying
wtf do you mean you can troll ppl so hard they just explode
it was one thing when it was the drinking game, i get that but
WHY THE GOLD
I WAS JUST LIKE
"haha ur bad"
AND THEY JUST-
BOOM
WHY
I HAD TO LAUGH FOR LIKE A STRAIGHT MINUTE OUT OF SHEER CONFUSION-
wtf do you mean you can troll ppl so hard they just explode
it was one thing when it was the drinking game, i get that but
WHY THE GOLD
I WAS JUST LIKE
"haha ur bad"
AND THEY JUST-
BOOM
WHY
I HAD TO LAUGH FOR LIKE A STRAIGHT MINUTE OUT OF SHEER CONFUSION-
November 10, 2025 at 12:24 AM
this is important seriously
its extremely vital
cuz im not just playing this game cuz its fun
im playing it because more than anything
i need, I NEED to finally know, understand, and at least to a certain extent comprehend what the entirety of this DnD universe is, inside and out
its extremely vital
cuz im not just playing this game cuz its fun
im playing it because more than anything
i need, I NEED to finally know, understand, and at least to a certain extent comprehend what the entirety of this DnD universe is, inside and out
i dont get this game im crying
wtf do you mean you can troll ppl so hard they just explode
it was one thing when it was the drinking game, i get that but
WHY THE GOLD
I WAS JUST LIKE
"haha ur bad"
AND THEY JUST-
BOOM
WHY
I HAD TO LAUGH FOR LIKE A STRAIGHT MINUTE OUT OF SHEER CONFUSION-
wtf do you mean you can troll ppl so hard they just explode
it was one thing when it was the drinking game, i get that but
WHY THE GOLD
I WAS JUST LIKE
"haha ur bad"
AND THEY JUST-
BOOM
WHY
I HAD TO LAUGH FOR LIKE A STRAIGHT MINUTE OUT OF SHEER CONFUSION-
November 9, 2025 at 11:51 PM
i dont get this game im crying
wtf do you mean you can troll ppl so hard they just explode
it was one thing when it was the drinking game, i get that but
WHY THE GOLD
I WAS JUST LIKE
"haha ur bad"
AND THEY JUST-
BOOM
WHY
I HAD TO LAUGH FOR LIKE A STRAIGHT MINUTE OUT OF SHEER CONFUSION-
wtf do you mean you can troll ppl so hard they just explode
it was one thing when it was the drinking game, i get that but
WHY THE GOLD
I WAS JUST LIKE
"haha ur bad"
AND THEY JUST-
BOOM
WHY
I HAD TO LAUGH FOR LIKE A STRAIGHT MINUTE OUT OF SHEER CONFUSION-
man BG3 has been doing me a world of good
ive been spending an eternity finally just exploring and clearing out every little thing and im only in Act 1 still
I touched Act 2 a little in my first run but it can wait, I really just
did not realize how fucking packed this game was, jesus-
ive been spending an eternity finally just exploring and clearing out every little thing and im only in Act 1 still
I touched Act 2 a little in my first run but it can wait, I really just
did not realize how fucking packed this game was, jesus-
November 9, 2025 at 3:07 AM
man BG3 has been doing me a world of good
ive been spending an eternity finally just exploring and clearing out every little thing and im only in Act 1 still
I touched Act 2 a little in my first run but it can wait, I really just
did not realize how fucking packed this game was, jesus-
ive been spending an eternity finally just exploring and clearing out every little thing and im only in Act 1 still
I touched Act 2 a little in my first run but it can wait, I really just
did not realize how fucking packed this game was, jesus-