Alicia Keys
@missdemeanor.bsky.social
I bring a certain sadness to the conga line
It seems to be an elevator
February 6, 2026 at 10:31 PM
It seems to be an elevator
Less talky more torch lighty
February 6, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Less talky more torch lighty
Are we paying taxes this year or not really
January 29, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Are we paying taxes this year or not really
If we can't abolish ICE, hopefully actual ice can
January 25, 2026 at 12:34 AM
If we can't abolish ICE, hopefully actual ice can
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Protester in Minneapolis just before disappearing in gas: "Fuck you! Stop. Damn! I'm 70 years old and I'm fuckin' angry!"
January 24, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Protester in Minneapolis just before disappearing in gas: "Fuck you! Stop. Damn! I'm 70 years old and I'm fuckin' angry!"
Fuck fuck fuck fuck
January 24, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Fuck fuck fuck fuck
War Chester Shire Sauce
January 24, 2026 at 4:58 AM
War Chester Shire Sauce
Lying through my teeth at the dentist
December 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Lying through my teeth at the dentist
How long does it take y'all to finish a quart of eggnog
December 21, 2025 at 9:55 PM
How long does it take y'all to finish a quart of eggnog
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babe is an insane name, please refer to me as big dawg
December 10, 2025 at 7:37 PM
babe is an insane name, please refer to me as big dawg
Cleaned the house because I lost the remote, only to discover it was under the dog the whole time
December 6, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Cleaned the house because I lost the remote, only to discover it was under the dog the whole time
Unfortunately giving Tuesday is my reminder to unsubscribe to spam emails
December 2, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Unfortunately giving Tuesday is my reminder to unsubscribe to spam emails
How many turkey dogs would you say you eat in a day, Timmy?
November 29, 2025 at 4:52 AM
How many turkey dogs would you say you eat in a day, Timmy?
What I like about mens skateboarding is when sometimes you can see their little buns
November 29, 2025 at 4:37 AM
What I like about mens skateboarding is when sometimes you can see their little buns
You're never too old to get a DUI in mom's car
November 29, 2025 at 4:30 AM
You're never too old to get a DUI in mom's car
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hacking furiously at the invasive bamboo that is my social media feed, knowing that the shoots of unwanted information will only return
November 18, 2025 at 2:37 AM
hacking furiously at the invasive bamboo that is my social media feed, knowing that the shoots of unwanted information will only return
I strongly disagree with the take that Paddington 2 is goated and I feel like the zoomers are pranking me
November 18, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I strongly disagree with the take that Paddington 2 is goated and I feel like the zoomers are pranking me
Make blowjobs great again
November 15, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Make blowjobs great again
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Bach, you have to stop. Your clavier is too well-tempered. Your concertos too Brandenburg. They’ll kill you
November 14, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Bach, you have to stop. Your clavier is too well-tempered. Your concertos too Brandenburg. They’ll kill you
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seeing how many people show up in jeffery epstein's emails makes me happy i never reply to anyone's email
November 13, 2025 at 4:08 AM
seeing how many people show up in jeffery epstein's emails makes me happy i never reply to anyone's email
Life is good when the Ween cover band DM's you to let you know they're playing a show.
November 5, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Life is good when the Ween cover band DM's you to let you know they're playing a show.
Blippi gives me the chills
September 11, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Blippi gives me the chills
Fuck all of you for getting my hopes up after a very stressful week. Let me know when it does happen.
August 30, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Fuck all of you for getting my hopes up after a very stressful week. Let me know when it does happen.