Arbre
@missarbre.bsky.social
Mardy but nice
Prone to the occasionla typo
📍UK
Prone to the occasionla typo
📍UK
I had one cat that liked Skips crisps. Another that loved parmesan. Definitely no rules for cats.
December 17, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I had one cat that liked Skips crisps. Another that loved parmesan. Definitely no rules for cats.
The kindest thing I can say is he is a classic of the genre of over-promoted, mediocre posh man
December 17, 2025 at 12:43 PM
The kindest thing I can say is he is a classic of the genre of over-promoted, mediocre posh man
The anti-Reform election slogan should be “Vote for Farage, get Putin”
December 17, 2025 at 8:43 AM
The anti-Reform election slogan should be “Vote for Farage, get Putin”
How does that not benefit the north? I live in an area of Mids where people commute to London to meetings. Those people have good salaries which they spend in my local area.
December 16, 2025 at 2:09 PM
How does that not benefit the north? I live in an area of Mids where people commute to London to meetings. Those people have good salaries which they spend in my local area.
If you’re saying capacity is more important than speed, you’re not that group though. Their starting point is don’t build anything.
December 16, 2025 at 1:50 PM
If you’re saying capacity is more important than speed, you’re not that group though. Their starting point is don’t build anything.
I live in a pretty village and once wrote on my local Facebook grp that our local area is a living breathing community and not a theme park for old people. My phone nearly blew up. Turns out people who write objections to EVERY planning app also have lots of time to send angry replies on Facebook.
December 16, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I live in a pretty village and once wrote on my local Facebook grp that our local area is a living breathing community and not a theme park for old people. My phone nearly blew up. Turns out people who write objections to EVERY planning app also have lots of time to send angry replies on Facebook.
The audience for the scaremongering isn’t resident doctors themselves who light know the system will cope. The aim is to make the optics look really bad. Make the general public think they’re reckless striking now when the headlines re flu are this bad. Most people don’t read below the headlines.
December 16, 2025 at 11:45 AM
The audience for the scaremongering isn’t resident doctors themselves who light know the system will cope. The aim is to make the optics look really bad. Make the general public think they’re reckless striking now when the headlines re flu are this bad. Most people don’t read below the headlines.
Yes worse because compos mentos but also not worse because no Cult. It will crumble very quickly.
December 15, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Yes worse because compos mentos but also not worse because no Cult. It will crumble very quickly.
It’s to scare the doctors into not striking and to ensure they get no public sympathy if they do.
December 15, 2025 at 7:35 PM
It’s to scare the doctors into not striking and to ensure they get no public sympathy if they do.
Like sitting the naughty boy in class next to the well-behaved girls so that he behaves better.
December 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Like sitting the naughty boy in class next to the well-behaved girls so that he behaves better.
All your presents are tastefully sized too. I want to see you wrap a cricket bat or a new football.
December 13, 2025 at 6:24 PM
All your presents are tastefully sized too. I want to see you wrap a cricket bat or a new football.
I remember when my kids went to one of these parties and the magician was comically bad (on purpose bad. That was his act). He had those kids absolutely gripped. It was hilarious and brilliant.
December 13, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I remember when my kids went to one of these parties and the magician was comically bad (on purpose bad. That was his act). He had those kids absolutely gripped. It was hilarious and brilliant.
You can’t have 15 minute cities, LTNs and no cellophane wrapping paper. You have to pick your priorities.
If I’m going to buy this, I will need a Range Rover and a parking spot on the pavement directly outside the shop.
No walking back to the bus in the rain will do. Sorry.
If I’m going to buy this, I will need a Range Rover and a parking spot on the pavement directly outside the shop.
No walking back to the bus in the rain will do. Sorry.
December 13, 2025 at 12:19 PM
You can’t have 15 minute cities, LTNs and no cellophane wrapping paper. You have to pick your priorities.
If I’m going to buy this, I will need a Range Rover and a parking spot on the pavement directly outside the shop.
No walking back to the bus in the rain will do. Sorry.
If I’m going to buy this, I will need a Range Rover and a parking spot on the pavement directly outside the shop.
No walking back to the bus in the rain will do. Sorry.
You can get a label which tells you how you’ll die. They’re pretty obscure mostly.
Chaminda’s is a good one.
Chaminda’s is a good one.
December 13, 2025 at 12:07 PM
You can get a label which tells you how you’ll die. They’re pretty obscure mostly.
Chaminda’s is a good one.
Chaminda’s is a good one.
I like Dave. Well done
December 12, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I like Dave. Well done
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“Ahem excuse me your joke doesn’t accurately reflect my highly specific personal experience”
WRITE YOUR OWN FUCKING JOKE THEN
WRITE YOUR OWN FUCKING JOKE THEN
December 12, 2025 at 11:41 AM
“Ahem excuse me your joke doesn’t accurately reflect my highly specific personal experience”
WRITE YOUR OWN FUCKING JOKE THEN
WRITE YOUR OWN FUCKING JOKE THEN
Ask him to define his “working class” tho
December 12, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Ask him to define his “working class” tho
Other people’s small children are not acting protégés ?
December 11, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Other people’s small children are not acting protégés ?
Party drunk or drowning your sorrows drunk?
December 11, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Party drunk or drowning your sorrows drunk?
So this is why my cat brings mice in, drops them and then looks at me scornfully while I run around swearing and failing to catch the bloody things?
December 11, 2025 at 3:03 PM
So this is why my cat brings mice in, drops them and then looks at me scornfully while I run around swearing and failing to catch the bloody things?