Missa
@missahaarstad.bsky.social
Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s zemblanity ✨✨✨ Visual Function/Eye to Brain Chain Nerd, she/her
Adding maraschino cherries to random drinks
January 3, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Adding maraschino cherries to random drinks
Apparently I’m at the prime age for seeing certain scenes from the Mandalorian and thinking “Oh cool I haven’t seen RobiCop in ages” 💀
I swear it’s the hair
I swear it’s the hair
January 2, 2026 at 5:06 AM
Apparently I’m at the prime age for seeing certain scenes from the Mandalorian and thinking “Oh cool I haven’t seen RobiCop in ages” 💀
I swear it’s the hair
I swear it’s the hair
I could do a “Best of 2025” thread but literally survived a serious mental health crisis only to almost die in a house fire 🤷♀️ Imma bought as serious and inspirational as a classic remade into a muppet movie 🫶✨🫶
December 31, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I could do a “Best of 2025” thread but literally survived a serious mental health crisis only to almost die in a house fire 🤷♀️ Imma bought as serious and inspirational as a classic remade into a muppet movie 🫶✨🫶
I *tried* making viral crispy tacos and it didn’t come out as anticipated 🤣
December 31, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I *tried* making viral crispy tacos and it didn’t come out as anticipated 🤣
Guess who just made their 1st completely independent trip to the grocery store post brain injury?!?
Using the white cane to walk vs a mobility cane was SO MUCH BETTER.
Using the white cane to walk vs a mobility cane was SO MUCH BETTER.
December 30, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Guess who just made their 1st completely independent trip to the grocery store post brain injury?!?
Using the white cane to walk vs a mobility cane was SO MUCH BETTER.
Using the white cane to walk vs a mobility cane was SO MUCH BETTER.
I just saw a Santa, full costume- hat, beard, top, boots. Except, oddly he was wearing cotton mauve shorts that showed his knees.
Dude hustled outta Marshall’s to his beater red hatchback. If he’d had a cigarette hanging out of his mouth, we’d be in a John Hughes movie.
Dude hustled outta Marshall’s to his beater red hatchback. If he’d had a cigarette hanging out of his mouth, we’d be in a John Hughes movie.
December 30, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I just saw a Santa, full costume- hat, beard, top, boots. Except, oddly he was wearing cotton mauve shorts that showed his knees.
Dude hustled outta Marshall’s to his beater red hatchback. If he’d had a cigarette hanging out of his mouth, we’d be in a John Hughes movie.
Dude hustled outta Marshall’s to his beater red hatchback. If he’d had a cigarette hanging out of his mouth, we’d be in a John Hughes movie.
Getting lit today
(Laser surgery)
(Laser surgery)
December 22, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Getting lit today
(Laser surgery)
(Laser surgery)
Come on CFBC- you can do better than “regret the incident happened” 🤨
Ya’ll’ve been having live animals for multiple decades (I was in elementary school when you started!) Ya’ll know better. This is 🍌🍌🍌
www.houstonchronicle.com/news/houston...
Ya’ll’ve been having live animals for multiple decades (I was in elementary school when you started!) Ya’ll know better. This is 🍌🍌🍌
www.houstonchronicle.com/news/houston...
Houston megachurch attendee kicked by camel during extravagant Christmas show
Champion Forest Baptist Church said a guest was hit by a camel used in its annual Christmas Spectacular.
www.houstonchronicle.com
December 19, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Come on CFBC- you can do better than “regret the incident happened” 🤨
Ya’ll’ve been having live animals for multiple decades (I was in elementary school when you started!) Ya’ll know better. This is 🍌🍌🍌
www.houstonchronicle.com/news/houston...
Ya’ll’ve been having live animals for multiple decades (I was in elementary school when you started!) Ya’ll know better. This is 🍌🍌🍌
www.houstonchronicle.com/news/houston...
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what I want trans kids, queer kids, and gender nonconforming kids to know:
you are loved
you are so much more powerful than the ghouls using your healthcare as a political pawn, and you WILL outlive them (they know this, and it is why they're attacking you)
you are loved
you are so much more powerful than the ghouls using your healthcare as a political pawn, and you WILL outlive them (they know this, and it is why they're attacking you)
December 18, 2025 at 5:16 PM
what I want trans kids, queer kids, and gender nonconforming kids to know:
you are loved
you are so much more powerful than the ghouls using your healthcare as a political pawn, and you WILL outlive them (they know this, and it is why they're attacking you)
you are loved
you are so much more powerful than the ghouls using your healthcare as a political pawn, and you WILL outlive them (they know this, and it is why they're attacking you)
This is quite the statement about housing etc from one of the shittiest slumlords in current existence who is also well known for stealing wages 🤨
Trump’s primetime diatribe against immigrants is straight up unvarnished Nazi stuff
December 18, 2025 at 3:11 AM
This is quite the statement about housing etc from one of the shittiest slumlords in current existence who is also well known for stealing wages 🤨
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Rob Reiner: “Silence in the face of authoritarianism is complicity. Speaking out is a patriotic act. Democracy doesn’t defend itself. It requires participation, vigilance, and courage from ordinary people."
December 15, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Rob Reiner: “Silence in the face of authoritarianism is complicity. Speaking out is a patriotic act. Democracy doesn’t defend itself. It requires participation, vigilance, and courage from ordinary people."
The last seven days or so have just been all kinds of devastating and heartbreaking
December 15, 2025 at 4:36 AM
The last seven days or so have just been all kinds of devastating and heartbreaking
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In these moments may we each of us find a way to illuminate the darkness. Chag sameach.
December 15, 2025 at 3:41 AM
In these moments may we each of us find a way to illuminate the darkness. Chag sameach.
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May their memories be for a blessing
May we mourn for the dead and fight like hell for the living, all of them
May we mourn for the dead and fight like hell for the living, all of them
December 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
May their memories be for a blessing
May we mourn for the dead and fight like hell for the living, all of them
May we mourn for the dead and fight like hell for the living, all of them
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the good that you do persists in this world
December 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM
the good that you do persists in this world
So much beauty and goodness in these responses. Chag Sameach. May light keep pouring forth and lighting the way to your health, wholeness, and joyfulness.
It’s the first night of Hanukkah and the world seems like a very dark place. But we can bring light to the darkness. We can fight for each other and make goodness, love, and community shine through.
Show me your menorahs and let’s light up the timeline!
Show me your menorahs and let’s light up the timeline!
December 15, 2025 at 2:05 AM
So much beauty and goodness in these responses. Chag Sameach. May light keep pouring forth and lighting the way to your health, wholeness, and joyfulness.
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December 14, 2025 at 6:36 PM
“Could I be a rogue?”
“Mom. No.”
“Mom. No.”
December 11, 2025 at 12:42 AM
“Could I be a rogue?”
“Mom. No.”
“Mom. No.”
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Color contrast affects readability on the web and in print. It is especially important for users who are low vision or for users who are colorblind. Good color contrast means all users can see your content no matter the device they’re using or the lighting of their surroundings.
December 5, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Color contrast affects readability on the web and in print. It is especially important for users who are low vision or for users who are colorblind. Good color contrast means all users can see your content no matter the device they’re using or the lighting of their surroundings.
Marketing works lol. (Story time!)
So since my brain injury in August, my brain is spitting a lot of memories/nostalgia stuff at me.
Initially with wound/burn care on my left leg/butt cheek, my very not online partner would pop up a leg to rest *my* leg up to change bandages.
So since my brain injury in August, my brain is spitting a lot of memories/nostalgia stuff at me.
Initially with wound/burn care on my left leg/butt cheek, my very not online partner would pop up a leg to rest *my* leg up to change bandages.
November 30, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Marketing works lol. (Story time!)
So since my brain injury in August, my brain is spitting a lot of memories/nostalgia stuff at me.
Initially with wound/burn care on my left leg/butt cheek, my very not online partner would pop up a leg to rest *my* leg up to change bandages.
So since my brain injury in August, my brain is spitting a lot of memories/nostalgia stuff at me.
Initially with wound/burn care on my left leg/butt cheek, my very not online partner would pop up a leg to rest *my* leg up to change bandages.
Shocking no one, our Mac and Cheese Bundt did not make it whole out of the Bundt pan 🤷♀️
November 30, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Shocking no one, our Mac and Cheese Bundt did not make it whole out of the Bundt pan 🤷♀️
My oldest teen just asked us which world war Eminem is a veteran from 😆
November 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM
My oldest teen just asked us which world war Eminem is a veteran from 😆
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I just feel awful for the National Guard troopers caught up in this. They’re just standing around looking bored all the time, but they have been made into a deliberate symbol by the Trump admin and that may have made them a target for this gunman.
BREAKING: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth said the Trump administration would send hundreds of additional National Guard soldiers to the nation’s capital after two soldiers were shot in the city Wednesday.
Trump Admin to Escalate D.C. Military Takeover After Two National Guard Members Shot
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
November 26, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I just feel awful for the National Guard troopers caught up in this. They’re just standing around looking bored all the time, but they have been made into a deliberate symbol by the Trump admin and that may have made them a target for this gunman.