picturing a room of children pounding on surfaces and chanting in unison SPINES SPINES SPINES

you just know this bozo is going to say he "discovered" these in an "archive" all by himself without crediting you, the collection, or the library

my husband and I are hypercompetitive about who can give each other the most thoughtful gift and I really knocked it out of the park this year by getting him a woodworking workshop class - take that, sucker

can we contribute???

"when I was first exposed to plutonium, I was scared. but then I thought...how do I use my hustle mindset to shift this into a positive outcome for my business? here are 50 tips on how to use your irradiation for return on investment" - future cursed linkedin posts

“I used the unreliable program that lies and then asked another unreliable program that lies and it told me it was all correct.”