Minilla Jovovich 🍉
@minillajovovich.bsky.social
Kaiju Konnassoor, co-host of Defend Your Trash Movie @ https://anchor.fm/trashmoviepod
Fiction at: https://luanawrites.carrd.co/
Fiction at: https://luanawrites.carrd.co/
Conan recites it drone-like and dead-eyed, and the scene is instantly followed by his owner Redbeard getting drunk and telling him to GIT!! Git on outta here!!!
(Conan's first awakening to personhood is a silent one, when he finds the Atlantean sword in the tomb)
(Conan's first awakening to personhood is a silent one, when he finds the Atlantean sword in the tomb)
November 15, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Conan recites it drone-like and dead-eyed, and the scene is instantly followed by his owner Redbeard getting drunk and telling him to GIT!! Git on outta here!!!
(Conan's first awakening to personhood is a silent one, when he finds the Atlantean sword in the tomb)
(Conan's first awakening to personhood is a silent one, when he finds the Atlantean sword in the tomb)
November 13, 2025 at 6:37 PM
this is my favorite compliment I've had in a while
November 13, 2025 at 8:58 AM
this is my favorite compliment I've had in a while
Ended up rereading one of mines for reprint purposes and literally lol'd at my own shit:
November 12, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Ended up rereading one of mines for reprint purposes and literally lol'd at my own shit:
Hoping for "hedonism bot" or perhaps "ben quadrinaros"
November 10, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Hoping for "hedonism bot" or perhaps "ben quadrinaros"
Owww lookin p Italian ova heeyah
November 3, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Owww lookin p Italian ova heeyah
If not trans icon, why wear trans flag???
October 31, 2025 at 9:03 PM
If not trans icon, why wear trans flag???
Say hi to CROQUETTE, office pup (I don't know whose she is)
October 23, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Say hi to CROQUETTE, office pup (I don't know whose she is)
My buddy Lauren's take is suitably savage
October 23, 2025 at 6:27 AM
My buddy Lauren's take is suitably savage
women don't like the vehicle with good reason
October 17, 2025 at 8:27 AM
women don't like the vehicle with good reason
GUM GUM GENERAL STRIKE
October 14, 2025 at 9:30 AM
GUM GUM GENERAL STRIKE
Mad respect to writers who are like "oh lol it's so difficult to stay under the word count"
I look at the blank page and I'm like
I look at the blank page and I'm like
October 11, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Mad respect to writers who are like "oh lol it's so difficult to stay under the word count"
I look at the blank page and I'm like
I look at the blank page and I'm like
Look, I understand that it's a spoof superteam but holy guacamole, I cannot overstate how much I love DUMB BUNNY
"stronger than an ox and almost as smart"
<3 <3 <3
"stronger than an ox and almost as smart"
<3 <3 <3
October 10, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Look, I understand that it's a spoof superteam but holy guacamole, I cannot overstate how much I love DUMB BUNNY
"stronger than an ox and almost as smart"
<3 <3 <3
"stronger than an ox and almost as smart"
<3 <3 <3
Da writin' life, bay-bee (I legit recommend scribbling your shit down physically before you start)
October 5, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Da writin' life, bay-bee (I legit recommend scribbling your shit down physically before you start)
to wit, one of my beta readers:
October 2, 2025 at 11:32 AM
to wit, one of my beta readers:
Zeynep ain't much for talking. Kawtar wants to be heard *at all costs*.
At the demon-haunted barrier between our world and the outer dark, they found each other.
How it started: swordsandsorcerymagazine.com/loves-red-bl...
How it's going: swordsandsorcerymagazine.com/the-dream-qu...
At the demon-haunted barrier between our world and the outer dark, they found each other.
How it started: swordsandsorcerymagazine.com/loves-red-bl...
How it's going: swordsandsorcerymagazine.com/the-dream-qu...
September 30, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Zeynep ain't much for talking. Kawtar wants to be heard *at all costs*.
At the demon-haunted barrier between our world and the outer dark, they found each other.
How it started: swordsandsorcerymagazine.com/loves-red-bl...
How it's going: swordsandsorcerymagazine.com/the-dream-qu...
At the demon-haunted barrier between our world and the outer dark, they found each other.
How it started: swordsandsorcerymagazine.com/loves-red-bl...
How it's going: swordsandsorcerymagazine.com/the-dream-qu...
"Wiggum PI" is one of my favorite Simpsons skits (?) of all time
This is just a warning gator.....
This is just a warning gator.....
September 30, 2025 at 8:58 AM
"Wiggum PI" is one of my favorite Simpsons skits (?) of all time
This is just a warning gator.....
This is just a warning gator.....
oafs, lunkheads: "ghost of yotei is a grab bag of tired open world cliches"
me, an intellectual:
me, an intellectual:
September 26, 2025 at 2:18 PM
oafs, lunkheads: "ghost of yotei is a grab bag of tired open world cliches"
me, an intellectual:
me, an intellectual:
corny mfs still out there doing this in the year of our crom 2025
September 25, 2025 at 5:54 AM
corny mfs still out there doing this in the year of our crom 2025
My city is switching from bags to containers for waste disposal and this was on the information folder
THIS IS NOT OKAY
YOU CAN STAY, TRASH BAGGIE!!!!
THIS IS NOT OKAY
YOU CAN STAY, TRASH BAGGIE!!!!
September 22, 2025 at 5:04 PM
My city is switching from bags to containers for waste disposal and this was on the information folder
THIS IS NOT OKAY
YOU CAN STAY, TRASH BAGGIE!!!!
THIS IS NOT OKAY
YOU CAN STAY, TRASH BAGGIE!!!!
Post a horror movie everyone should see
September 17, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Post a horror movie everyone should see