Milford Thomas Milford III
@milfordthomas.bsky.social
• elite shitposter
• writer
• AuDHD
• non-binary
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• writer
• AuDHD
• non-binary
subscribe to my Substack for free here:
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i luv adhd
December 1, 2025 at 5:57 AM
i luv adhd
i’m boarding some bored darlings
December 1, 2025 at 4:22 AM
i’m boarding some bored darlings
so basically my worlds are colliding in the best way rn
December 1, 2025 at 2:20 AM
so basically my worlds are colliding in the best way rn
i always like the thanksgiving leftovers way more than the actual meal so i usually just skip to that part
i make no meal and get a Bobbie from Capriotti’s
one is enough because i mean look at this beaut
i make no meal and get a Bobbie from Capriotti’s
one is enough because i mean look at this beaut
November 30, 2025 at 11:32 PM
i always like the thanksgiving leftovers way more than the actual meal so i usually just skip to that part
i make no meal and get a Bobbie from Capriotti’s
one is enough because i mean look at this beaut
i make no meal and get a Bobbie from Capriotti’s
one is enough because i mean look at this beaut
asking genuinely
November 30, 2025 at 7:20 PM
asking genuinely
i saw someone stole my zeitgeist-defining reel without credit the other day, which is fine, but i went to say something snarky in the comments and even reposts of this upper crust disruptor have their comments limited by instagram 😭
November 30, 2025 at 5:50 PM
i saw someone stole my zeitgeist-defining reel without credit the other day, which is fine, but i went to say something snarky in the comments and even reposts of this upper crust disruptor have their comments limited by instagram 😭
if yall aren’t on instagram, u don’t understand what a coveted follow this is
feeling famous rn
feeling famous rn
November 30, 2025 at 4:21 PM
if yall aren’t on instagram, u don’t understand what a coveted follow this is
feeling famous rn
feeling famous rn
the thing about age is i will end your life
November 30, 2025 at 3:51 PM
the thing about age is i will end your life
there’s this video going around that’s like “autism is easier if you have money”
some people are saying it’s a ‘good take’ and it makes me wanna punch them the head
some people are saying it’s a ‘good take’ and it makes me wanna punch them the head
November 30, 2025 at 1:21 PM
there’s this video going around that’s like “autism is easier if you have money”
some people are saying it’s a ‘good take’ and it makes me wanna punch them the head
some people are saying it’s a ‘good take’ and it makes me wanna punch them the head
let’s go
November 30, 2025 at 12:28 AM
let’s go
me .5 seconds after logging into instagram dot com
November 29, 2025 at 5:40 PM
me .5 seconds after logging into instagram dot com
32DD?
i don’t understand the question
i don’t understand the question
November 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
32DD?
i don’t understand the question
i don’t understand the question
mike lazzo is bros name i looked it up
November 29, 2025 at 2:54 PM
mike lazzo is bros name i looked it up
wish i could get a tenth of the likes the people who post like this do every time trump does a new fucked up, illegal thing
November 29, 2025 at 12:57 AM
wish i could get a tenth of the likes the people who post like this do every time trump does a new fucked up, illegal thing
i only have one hollywood actor “friend”
and we aren’t really friends just friendly i guess
we used to talk a lot more in 2018
but anyway he just did a spot on Subway Takes and at the end they said his meme page had been deleted
so in light of his very grounded take i revealed the name of it
and we aren’t really friends just friendly i guess
we used to talk a lot more in 2018
but anyway he just did a spot on Subway Takes and at the end they said his meme page had been deleted
so in light of his very grounded take i revealed the name of it
November 28, 2025 at 11:59 PM
i only have one hollywood actor “friend”
and we aren’t really friends just friendly i guess
we used to talk a lot more in 2018
but anyway he just did a spot on Subway Takes and at the end they said his meme page had been deleted
so in light of his very grounded take i revealed the name of it
and we aren’t really friends just friendly i guess
we used to talk a lot more in 2018
but anyway he just did a spot on Subway Takes and at the end they said his meme page had been deleted
so in light of his very grounded take i revealed the name of it
i guess i’m firmly settled in “i don’t give a fuck what John Mccaffee thought about it” territory
November 28, 2025 at 7:09 PM
i guess i’m firmly settled in “i don’t give a fuck what John Mccaffee thought about it” territory
meeee 🤘😝
November 28, 2025 at 6:02 PM
meeee 🤘😝
i wake up ready to do this shit
it’s probably terrible for my nervous system but remember: i didn’t create my hyper-vigilance in a vacuum
it was a response that was necessary to keep me alive at some point
it’s probably terrible for my nervous system but remember: i didn’t create my hyper-vigilance in a vacuum
it was a response that was necessary to keep me alive at some point
November 28, 2025 at 2:11 PM
i wake up ready to do this shit
it’s probably terrible for my nervous system but remember: i didn’t create my hyper-vigilance in a vacuum
it was a response that was necessary to keep me alive at some point
it’s probably terrible for my nervous system but remember: i didn’t create my hyper-vigilance in a vacuum
it was a response that was necessary to keep me alive at some point
that’s the best you’re gonna get out of me today, Lord, and i think it’s fair and balanced
November 28, 2025 at 2:10 AM
that’s the best you’re gonna get out of me today, Lord, and i think it’s fair and balanced