WHO'S MISS PIGGY NOW, BITCH!

Have you ever considered that key lime sounds like it's from the Florida keys and the Everglades are being destroyed as we speak? Because I have.

Yes, by all means, picture a packed theatre in Rome filled with irate Italians. It is something to behold. I've never been more afraid.

This knowledge will change my life.

Fifth account posting the exact same scam. Blocked, reported.

I'm glad I'm not the only one. It's also irritating the way they shoehorn in uncalled for weirdness for artificial 'arthouse' points.

Oh, we're supposed to comforting you instead of unsettling you? Let's repeat your name at the end of every sentence and also speak in unison, that'll do the trick.

Velveeta Whispers, A Memoir.

Some day in the not so distant future some fascist jackboot thug force is going say "how dare you compare us to ICE!"

I logged in to Twitter once this year to yell at an airline, and my notifications were full of blue checks yelling into the void. Lmao.

You did a great job on this.

Beauty standards out of control.