Mikki Magenta 💖🏳️⚧️💖
@mikkimagenta.bsky.social
29 / [they/she] / USA
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Since I’m prohibited from adding music to my profile, I’m instead pinning a photo of the song “Call Me” by Blondie and requesting that you imagine it playing in your head while you scroll this page. Thank you in advance for your cooperation
Mf love to ask me for simplistic answers to grand philosophical questions and get frustrated when I tell them it depends. They ask me must it always depend, and I tell them well… it depends
December 3, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Mf love to ask me for simplistic answers to grand philosophical questions and get frustrated when I tell them it depends. They ask me must it always depend, and I tell them well… it depends
Hyperlinking is cool because you turn the words into like a rune with a teleportation magic, and you’re linked at hypersonic speeds
December 2, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Hyperlinking is cool because you turn the words into like a rune with a teleportation magic, and you’re linked at hypersonic speeds
Wife and I do “DnB Days” where we go to Dave and Busters and then later at home I suck on her Dick and Balls
November 29, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Wife and I do “DnB Days” where we go to Dave and Busters and then later at home I suck on her Dick and Balls
When it comes to “Train in Vain,” I prefer the Annie Lennox version to the original version by The Clash
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
When it comes to “Train in Vain,” I prefer the Annie Lennox version to the original version by The Clash
Pissing so loud I can’t even hear myself piss with how loud I’m pissing
November 25, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Pissing so loud I can’t even hear myself piss with how loud I’m pissing
The Future is kind of a lovecraftian entity. For your own safety, you have to be aware of it, but if you stare at it for too long then you’ll totally lose your marbles
November 22, 2025 at 2:52 PM
The Future is kind of a lovecraftian entity. For your own safety, you have to be aware of it, but if you stare at it for too long then you’ll totally lose your marbles
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How your email finds me
November 20, 2025 at 9:20 AM
How your email finds me
My many accolades have led to collective acknowledgement of me as “the self-described White Vanessa Carlton of our time”
November 19, 2025 at 7:49 PM
My many accolades have led to collective acknowledgement of me as “the self-described White Vanessa Carlton of our time”
Linked with a “pothead” last night, turns out he meant he uses a neti pot twice a day. We still fucked but I’m pretty sure he gave me brain-eating amoeba
November 16, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Linked with a “pothead” last night, turns out he meant he uses a neti pot twice a day. We still fucked but I’m pretty sure he gave me brain-eating amoeba
Mats were never meant to be used for yoga. Their primary purpose is to be rolled into a tube and affixed to the forearm so you can play arm cannons like Samus
November 15, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Mats were never meant to be used for yoga. Their primary purpose is to be rolled into a tube and affixed to the forearm so you can play arm cannons like Samus
she ate my wiener clean off, 10/10
November 14, 2025 at 6:44 PM
she ate my wiener clean off, 10/10
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KILL EVERYONE NOW
November 12, 2025 at 9:16 PM
KILL EVERYONE NOW
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🎶Floppy cock is my mouth tonight🎶
November 12, 2025 at 1:24 PM
🎶Floppy cock is my mouth tonight🎶
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They’re saying Andrew Wakefield touched his research subjects and that’s why they’re autistic
November 7, 2025 at 3:35 PM
They’re saying Andrew Wakefield touched his research subjects and that’s why they’re autistic
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lord i see what u have done for others
November 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM
lord i see what u have done for others
Breaking generational patterns by instructing ChatGPT on how it can kill itself
November 7, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Breaking generational patterns by instructing ChatGPT on how it can kill itself
I’m in the 1800s, reviewing your vampire folklore, and assuring you with full confidence that the homos are gonna love this shit
November 6, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I’m in the 1800s, reviewing your vampire folklore, and assuring you with full confidence that the homos are gonna love this shit
Permanently disinvited from karaoke night b/c I got a minute into “Cloudbusting” by Kate Bush before I started crying hysterically into the microphone and refused to give up the mic even after the song was over
November 6, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Permanently disinvited from karaoke night b/c I got a minute into “Cloudbusting” by Kate Bush before I started crying hysterically into the microphone and refused to give up the mic even after the song was over
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