Mikey "The Crankmaster" Tyranus 🔞
@mikeytyranus.bsky.social
26 yr old who makes art! Who writes poorly! Who LOVES JAYCE TALIS ‼️
He/him
I am currently in my insane jayvik era so uh. Switch Jayvik fan but mostly bottom Jayce <3
He/him
I am currently in my insane jayvik era so uh. Switch Jayvik fan but mostly bottom Jayce <3
Been a bad day. Struggling not to self harm. Any kind words would be appreciated.
January 1, 2026 at 5:54 AM
Been a bad day. Struggling not to self harm. Any kind words would be appreciated.
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Happy 25th Anniversary to those who remember...
December 31, 2024 at 8:36 PM
Happy 25th Anniversary to those who remember...
ITS VIKTOR'S BIRTHDAY!!!! TIME FOR POST-CANON VIKTOR THOUGHTS!!!!
1. He is bug. He never figures out if shapeshifting is an option for him but, if he's totally honest, he doesn't really mind. He quite likes towering over people!
2. His hair *does* grow fast but he tends to cut it short. (cont)
1. He is bug. He never figures out if shapeshifting is an option for him but, if he's totally honest, he doesn't really mind. He quite likes towering over people!
2. His hair *does* grow fast but he tends to cut it short. (cont)
To celebrate Jayce's birthday, HERE ARE MY POST-CANON JAYCE HEADCANONS!!!!
1. His leg gets amputated bc the damage was so bad it started to like. Actively rot. Him and Viktor had a terrible time sawing it off 😭
2. He keeps his hair long!!
3. Jayce gets into woodworking :]
1. His leg gets amputated bc the damage was so bad it started to like. Actively rot. Him and Viktor had a terrible time sawing it off 😭
2. He keeps his hair long!!
3. Jayce gets into woodworking :]
December 29, 2025 at 11:46 AM
ITS VIKTOR'S BIRTHDAY!!!! TIME FOR POST-CANON VIKTOR THOUGHTS!!!!
1. He is bug. He never figures out if shapeshifting is an option for him but, if he's totally honest, he doesn't really mind. He quite likes towering over people!
2. His hair *does* grow fast but he tends to cut it short. (cont)
1. He is bug. He never figures out if shapeshifting is an option for him but, if he's totally honest, he doesn't really mind. He quite likes towering over people!
2. His hair *does* grow fast but he tends to cut it short. (cont)
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December 29, 2025 at 10:27 AM
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December 28, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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Jayce Talis was not doing the equivalent of being a crystal girly dabbling in the dark arts for the fandom to call him a himbo jock
November 18, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Jayce Talis was not doing the equivalent of being a crystal girly dabbling in the dark arts for the fandom to call him a himbo jock
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Welcome (back) to Bluesky everyone 💖 it’s extra important to tag, comment and like on this app because it functions differently to twitter! You can also make custom feeds and pin to your Home Screen, such as a Mutuals feed!
December 25, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Welcome (back) to Bluesky everyone 💖 it’s extra important to tag, comment and like on this app because it functions differently to twitter! You can also make custom feeds and pin to your Home Screen, such as a Mutuals feed!
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Hi new accounts don't forget the boobs and butts setting
December 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Hi new accounts don't forget the boobs and butts setting
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just a tiny man dozing off in this big cold world
December 20, 2025 at 1:35 AM
just a tiny man dozing off in this big cold world
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"New technologies" hey man what do those technologies do? Where do they get their data from? Where are you going, I just want to talk
After days of backlash, Larian's CEO says it would be "irresponsible" not to experiment with AI:
Baldur's Gate 3 Director Says It Would Be 'Irresponsible' Not To Experiment With AI - Kotaku
The Larian CEO has been facing backlash from angry fans
kotaku.com
December 18, 2025 at 7:30 PM
"New technologies" hey man what do those technologies do? Where do they get their data from? Where are you going, I just want to talk
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1. The federal government has just attempted to enact a national trans youth care ban.
A new HHS rule would shutter most gender-affirming care for trans youth nationwide.
It violates multiple laws and the constitution, and will likely go into effect in a few months.
Our latest story here:
A new HHS rule would shutter most gender-affirming care for trans youth nationwide.
It violates multiple laws and the constitution, and will likely go into effect in a few months.
Our latest story here:
Nationwide Trans Youth Care Ban Imminent As Trump Admin Announces "Nuclear Option" Federal Rule
The new federal rule formalizes previous threats to hospitals to pull Medicaid funding, and represents a significant legal stretch by this administration.
www.erininthemorning.com
December 18, 2025 at 5:02 PM
1. The federal government has just attempted to enact a national trans youth care ban.
A new HHS rule would shutter most gender-affirming care for trans youth nationwide.
It violates multiple laws and the constitution, and will likely go into effect in a few months.
Our latest story here:
A new HHS rule would shutter most gender-affirming care for trans youth nationwide.
It violates multiple laws and the constitution, and will likely go into effect in a few months.
Our latest story here:
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Fat pregant jayce league hag
December 18, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Fat pregant jayce league hag
Struggling not to laugh at a comment someone put on an old ass pic of me 😭
December 17, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Struggling not to laugh at a comment someone put on an old ass pic of me 😭
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Anything for you
[#jayvik]
[#jayvik]
December 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Anything for you
[#jayvik]
[#jayvik]
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“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.
I asked what I should use instead of firefox and someone said “floorp” and I legitimately thought it was a bit for like five minutes. tech has gone beyond making the torment nexus real to making poob real.
December 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.
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we work in the daytime. we wax poetically on the state of the internet and job market in the evening. and we get jayce pregnant in the night
December 17, 2025 at 12:49 AM
we work in the daytime. we wax poetically on the state of the internet and job market in the evening. and we get jayce pregnant in the night
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December 16, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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For the second day of giving LOVE to the underappreciated Jayces, we have this Jayce from the PUGB collab.... look at him.... not a single thought behind those eyes.... but just as deserving of a LOVING HIM TUESDAY❤️
December 16, 2025 at 3:19 PM
For the second day of giving LOVE to the underappreciated Jayces, we have this Jayce from the PUGB collab.... look at him.... not a single thought behind those eyes.... but just as deserving of a LOVING HIM TUESDAY❤️