Mike Turski
@miketurski.bsky.social
If you don’t think Moonlighting was one of the best tv shows ever, hit the bricks…
I’ll never understand why taco trucks don't deliver. I mean, you’re already in the truck…
December 17, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I’ll never understand why taco trucks don't deliver. I mean, you’re already in the truck…
Who the hell named that Patrick Swayze movie Ghost and not Potterygeist?
December 15, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Who the hell named that Patrick Swayze movie Ghost and not Potterygeist?
Manager: “You were gone for eight hours on a smoke break?!?!”
Me: “It was a brisket.”
Me: “It was a brisket.”
December 13, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Manager: “You were gone for eight hours on a smoke break?!?!”
Me: “It was a brisket.”
Me: “It was a brisket.”
I’m sick of getting all these dirty looks just because I brought my own cheese grater to Olive Garden.
December 13, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I’m sick of getting all these dirty looks just because I brought my own cheese grater to Olive Garden.
To all the cars honking behind me, I’m sorry I held up the drive thru line for six minutes counting to make sure I got all my McNuggets.
December 11, 2025 at 10:18 PM
To all the cars honking behind me, I’m sorry I held up the drive thru line for six minutes counting to make sure I got all my McNuggets.
#wbw Found some ancient pics of me when I played YMCA baseball looking like Steady Eddie Murray with my Hawaiian Afro peeking out from my cap.
December 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
#wbw Found some ancient pics of me when I played YMCA baseball looking like Steady Eddie Murray with my Hawaiian Afro peeking out from my cap.
Elementary school teachers used to really have beef with me.
Like bitch, I'm 10. I’m allowed to forget my Social Studies book at home.
Like bitch, I'm 10. I’m allowed to forget my Social Studies book at home.
December 9, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Elementary school teachers used to really have beef with me.
Like bitch, I'm 10. I’m allowed to forget my Social Studies book at home.
Like bitch, I'm 10. I’m allowed to forget my Social Studies book at home.
Has anyone ever lived long enough to buy a second bottle of Worcestershire sauce?
December 9, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Has anyone ever lived long enough to buy a second bottle of Worcestershire sauce?
I always love getting Xmas cards, and just got one from my amazingly awesome super cool homie @mykimmicalromance.bsky.social and her pup Casserole.
🤘🏾❤️🤘🏾
🤘🏾❤️🤘🏾
December 8, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I always love getting Xmas cards, and just got one from my amazingly awesome super cool homie @mykimmicalromance.bsky.social and her pup Casserole.
🤘🏾❤️🤘🏾
🤘🏾❤️🤘🏾
This is exactly what I think every time I see this guy.
December 7, 2025 at 10:08 PM
This is exactly what I think every time I see this guy.
I don't understand people who go camping on weekends. You just did things all week. What's next, more things?
December 6, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I don't understand people who go camping on weekends. You just did things all week. What's next, more things?
Something I just learned: If someone comes out of the Denny’s bathroom sweating, do not go in that bathroom.
December 5, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Something I just learned: If someone comes out of the Denny’s bathroom sweating, do not go in that bathroom.
Be careful out there during the “Foo Moon.”
December 5, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Be careful out there during the “Foo Moon.”
“Captain… Seriously Jim, what’s the setting?”
December 3, 2025 at 11:35 PM
“Captain… Seriously Jim, what’s the setting?”
God bless all the kids with fucked up names who never found their name on anything in a souvenir store.
December 2, 2025 at 10:37 PM
God bless all the kids with fucked up names who never found their name on anything in a souvenir store.
I wanna grow my own food, but I can’t find double western bacon cheeseburger seeds anywhere.
December 2, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I wanna grow my own food, but I can’t find double western bacon cheeseburger seeds anywhere.
Today is my mom’s birthday, so here’s a pic from back home in Hawaii when she worked at the Waikiki Hilton.
Love you mom ❤️
Love you mom ❤️
November 30, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Today is my mom’s birthday, so here’s a pic from back home in Hawaii when she worked at the Waikiki Hilton.
Love you mom ❤️
Love you mom ❤️
Love your girl like all the guys at her job do.
November 29, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Love your girl like all the guys at her job do.
Me: “Damnit! She said she was gonna be by Hot Dog on a Stick. Where the hell is it!”
November 28, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Me: “Damnit! She said she was gonna be by Hot Dog on a Stick. Where the hell is it!”
I post this every year… Happy whatever.
November 27, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I post this every year… Happy whatever.
If you're getting a flu shot at CVS, they DON'T want you to take all your clothes off.
I know that now.
I know that now.
November 27, 2025 at 3:29 AM
If you're getting a flu shot at CVS, they DON'T want you to take all your clothes off.
I know that now.
I know that now.
If I’m walking late at night and see an elderly white woman walking towards me, I’m switching to the other side of the street, cause I’ve seen too many horror movies.
I know what’s gonna happen.
I know what’s gonna happen.
November 26, 2025 at 3:06 AM
If I’m walking late at night and see an elderly white woman walking towards me, I’m switching to the other side of the street, cause I’ve seen too many horror movies.
I know what’s gonna happen.
I know what’s gonna happen.
The frustration this game gave me knows no bounds…
November 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
The frustration this game gave me knows no bounds…