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Mike the Urologist
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I'm from Brockville and I think sports are great
The only thing worse than watching the #bluejays try to generate offense is watching the #canucks try to generate offense
October 14, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Classic #canucks rush goal by Luke Schenn wait I mean Derek Forbort
March 27, 2025 at 1:16 AM
#canucks Demko doing the splits now more to take pressure off his knee?
March 26, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Metey showing exactly what it means to “compound errors” for this #canucks team
Jason Robertson puts the Stars up by two.

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#Canucks | #TexasHockey
March 10, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Okay I’m fine with the garbage day from #canucks management if Petey keeps rippin those 1Ts 🤤
March 8, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Man the chaos that is Tyler Myers is unparalleled it is pure entertainment
February 28, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Always nice to see Tyler Minors back for the Canucks. Impressive that lately he’s doing it without even being near an opponent for the #canucks
February 28, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Jake Sanderson in the #teamUSA locker room
February 18, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Crosby just holding a paper bag like he just went shopping at Birks with his hockey gear on
February 13, 2025 at 4:14 AM
#canucks Filip Chytil is so hot right now, that I’m going to make a bunch of random references using his name 🧵
February 5, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Players with more goals than JT miller AND Elias Pettersson:

Adam Gaudette
Barrett Hayton
Bo Horvat
Josh Norris

Makes you think 🤔🧐🤨🫥
February 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
JT traded? Quinn injured? Streak over?
a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table and says this does not look good
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February 1, 2025 at 3:30 AM
JT gonna be missed the most on the #canucks PP no doubt. So need to find some new looks
February 1, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Matt Duchene with the massive Dany Hartley visor thought those were decommissioned
February 1, 2025 at 2:37 AM
JT really dodged #Canucks media with this trade
February 1, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Love seeing Demko deny Zack L’heureux from District 11 #canucks #predators
a woman in a black jacket is giving a peace sign
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media.tenor.com
January 30, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Now let's close this MFer out to do something they so rarely do this year

Hold a lead
Win two games in a row
January 28, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Reposted by Mike the Urologist
Look at this Quinn Hughes pass. Under Suter's shins. Ridiculous. #Canucks
January 28, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Holy shit Quinn Hughes #canucks #assistoftheyear
January 28, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Why is it only football players that thank God every time they win? It is being American? Or does God just love football the most out of sports?
January 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Is this not what’s the most infuriating part of the season? They are capable of playing with the best teams in the league

And then the next game they completely mail it in. Same players, same coaching.
Still a long way to the finish line with this team, but tonight the #Canucks have looked way more confident and, dare I say... dynamic? At both ends of the ice?
January 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Just got back from the hospital with significant SOB, and a bit of nausea. Was unclear what the cause was but ruled out lots.

But I failed to mention to the doctors how things were trending in #canucks land because the symptoms are likely just a physical response to the team as a whole right now.
January 25, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I know there’s bigger picture issues here, but does anyone else find it weird that Petey doesn’t body check like a normal person anymore, he leads with his butt all the time?

Butt checks? Maybe that’s his problem this year. Someone should do a deep dive about this.

Please end my #canucks misery
January 24, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Unwatchable
January 24, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Seems like PA isn't owning up much to defensive roster construction and likes how the #canucks defend
January 20, 2025 at 7:55 PM