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Mike Lamberti
@mikelamberti.bsky.social
Chunky Dad | D&D Nerd | Photographer | Geek | Musician
Pretty much. Short words that I can glance at so I don’t have to read like a robot. Because I can’t memorize shit to save my life unless it’s a number.
December 19, 2025 at 5:17 AM
I instead need a list of things I can just glance down at: Purpose, space/shape, light, sound, smell, motion in the area. Stuff like that, then I can just randomly pull that stuff outta my rear instead of writing a full blurb and hoping I'll actually stick to it.
December 18, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Well that’s a fantastic idea!
December 18, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I love this.
December 14, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Yep. Almost had to move.
December 6, 2025 at 4:30 AM
This is giving me the goosies. I am NOT a fan.
December 6, 2025 at 12:13 AM
It’s Zero! A friend said, “maybe it’s a friendly ghost like Casper or Zero!” That’s when I realized he was trying to draw Zero!
December 5, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Nope. No ghosts please. None is better. All the time.
December 5, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Fair point 😆
November 16, 2025 at 6:14 PM
🤣 every time. It’s like a quilt in there!
November 16, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I’m good with it 🤣
November 15, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Last week, some dude ran right through it and got caught in the middle of the intersection. When I calmly said ‘nice stop’ he proceeded to bombard me with as many expletives as possible… with other kids and parents around. Was quite the show.
November 15, 2025 at 2:43 AM
7/7 🤣

I regularly yell at people blowing through the stop sign here. This is now how everyone at the boy’s school knows me. “Oh that’s you?!” Yep… I’m the idiot yelling.
November 15, 2025 at 2:33 AM
That definitely comes after the thermostat stage. And the ‘why is this open’ stage is somewhere in between.
November 15, 2025 at 1:00 AM