Mike Lamberti
@mikelamberti.bsky.social
Chunky Dad | D&D Nerd | Photographer | Geek | Musician
I need to stop preparing full scene texts for my players. 1. I can't memorize the entire blurb, 2. I don't like reading from something and not looking my players in the eyes, and 3. I almost always deviate from what I've written anyway.
December 18, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I need to stop preparing full scene texts for my players. 1. I can't memorize the entire blurb, 2. I don't like reading from something and not looking my players in the eyes, and 3. I almost always deviate from what I've written anyway.
The boy's about to be off from school for 3 weeks. Having to figure out what to do with him for those 3 weeks is going to be the death of me! There's only so much of the Zoo and SkyZone we can do! Everything's gonna be packed not just because of the holidays but because it's for all LAUSD.
December 17, 2025 at 10:59 PM
The boy's about to be off from school for 3 weeks. Having to figure out what to do with him for those 3 weeks is going to be the death of me! There's only so much of the Zoo and SkyZone we can do! Everything's gonna be packed not just because of the holidays but because it's for all LAUSD.
Friends came over with their kids. I can’t wait until they leave. They’re so misbehaved and their parents have absolutely no interest in correcting ANY issue.
December 13, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Friends came over with their kids. I can’t wait until they leave. They’re so misbehaved and their parents have absolutely no interest in correcting ANY issue.
Christmas has come early. D&D tonight, other game next Saturday, new game the Saturday after that… boy howdy!
December 7, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Christmas has come early. D&D tonight, other game next Saturday, new game the Saturday after that… boy howdy!
Uh… I’m sorry, your WHAT?!
December 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Uh… I’m sorry, your WHAT?!
Got all my dragons now. Found a great deal on ‘near mint’ with no packaging for the green and red to complete what I wanted. Now… to start getting these dragons dropped into the game!
November 28, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Got all my dragons now. Found a great deal on ‘near mint’ with no packaging for the green and red to complete what I wanted. Now… to start getting these dragons dropped into the game!
My wife’s toxic trait is that she wants to burn down the house! 🤦🏻♂️
November 16, 2025 at 8:51 AM
My wife’s toxic trait is that she wants to burn down the house! 🤦🏻♂️
And now to figure out how to list these with about 3 billion color combinations 🤔
November 15, 2025 at 10:24 PM
And now to figure out how to list these with about 3 billion color combinations 🤔
Young Silver Dragon. This was simple to paint so I’m thrilled with how it came out. Standard Hero Forge mini for size comparison. #dungeonsanddragons #dnd #ttrpg
November 15, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Young Silver Dragon. This was simple to paint so I’m thrilled with how it came out. Standard Hero Forge mini for size comparison. #dungeonsanddragons #dnd #ttrpg
I am "why are those lights on" years old.
November 15, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I am "why are those lights on" years old.
Wife asked me to do something. I said, "I'm right on top of that, Rose." Her and her friend, almost in unison, responded with, "Who's Rose?"
Kid these days...
Kid these days...
November 14, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Wife asked me to do something. I said, "I'm right on top of that, Rose." Her and her friend, almost in unison, responded with, "Who's Rose?"
Kid these days...
Kid these days...
Must have more dragons! The black dragon is an older Icons of the Realms figure. The rest are newer. The dracolich is probably the BBEG of one of my campaigns… born from the black dragon I already have. Hero Forge mini to show scale.
November 13, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Must have more dragons! The black dragon is an older Icons of the Realms figure. The rest are newer. The dracolich is probably the BBEG of one of my campaigns… born from the black dragon I already have. Hero Forge mini to show scale.
I did a bad thing… but it’s so good. #transformers
November 7, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I did a bad thing… but it’s so good. #transformers
I know I’m repeating myself but I’d like to throat punch whoever set the default tempo of happy birthday.
November 5, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I know I’m repeating myself but I’d like to throat punch whoever set the default tempo of happy birthday.
Ooooh no, mister. I’m not falling for it! Ain’t no mimics getting me this Halloween!
October 29, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Ooooh no, mister. I’m not falling for it! Ain’t no mimics getting me this Halloween!
Why is slapping a competition? This is the absolute worst timeline.
October 23, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Why is slapping a competition? This is the absolute worst timeline.
Red hat dippies in Disneyland make me laugh. I’m convinced they wear those hats because they’re looking to start shit.
October 21, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Red hat dippies in Disneyland make me laugh. I’m convinced they wear those hats because they’re looking to start shit.
Today I realized that I’ve got a better chance of seeing the Epstein files than I do getting a straight answer outta my kid.
October 20, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Today I realized that I’ve got a better chance of seeing the Epstein files than I do getting a straight answer outta my kid.
At a festival today and there have been at least 30 kids under 12 walking around with phones. On rides while on their phone. Eating and on their phone. We’re doomed.
October 18, 2025 at 10:24 PM
At a festival today and there have been at least 30 kids under 12 walking around with phones. On rides while on their phone. Eating and on their phone. We’re doomed.
If “arise, Rodimus Prime” doesn’t do it for you, you’re dead inside.
October 18, 2025 at 7:13 PM
If “arise, Rodimus Prime” doesn’t do it for you, you’re dead inside.
I haven’t gotten a Transformer since I was a little kid. I think I started something bad though.
October 17, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I haven’t gotten a Transformer since I was a little kid. I think I started something bad though.
Why, yes! I WILL go see Rush in June. Always regretted not being able to see them with Neil. Been following Anika for a long while and I’m excited for what’s coming!
October 11, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Why, yes! I WILL go see Rush in June. Always regretted not being able to see them with Neil. Been following Anika for a long while and I’m excited for what’s coming!
Welp, here we are only a few days after episode one and the toxic AF critters are out with their pitchforks saying anyone who doesn’t like a certain cast member is just racist. I thought Star Wars fans were bad.
October 7, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Welp, here we are only a few days after episode one and the toxic AF critters are out with their pitchforks saying anyone who doesn’t like a certain cast member is just racist. I thought Star Wars fans were bad.