mike jolkovski
mikejolk.bsky.social
mike jolkovski
@mikejolk.bsky.social
Psychoanalyst, Woodwind player, bon vivant. If I’m following you, it’s probably because you said something clever.

I am vast, I contain platitudes. I have heard the modem scream.

MikeJolk.39 on signal
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pro bonobo
December 4, 2025 at 1:54 PM
If he wasn’t a coward, he’d say the rule would allow the return of the AMC Gremlin
December 4, 2025 at 1:54 PM
It’s ok to just be funny-looking
December 3, 2025 at 10:35 PM
All of this: means-testing, accommodations-policing, sex-typing etc is to make everything that benefits regular people as bureaucratic as possible.

“Overcome the presumption of guilt before you eat your school lunch”.

“Rich people deserve tax breaks because they create jobs” is given on faith.
December 3, 2025 at 10:18 PM
They think they are, in fact, gods.
December 3, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Merriam the Librarriam
December 3, 2025 at 5:09 PM
He’s clearly moved on to 4-dimensional Candyland
December 3, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Organisms are musicians? So, what you’re saying is: we’re fucked.
December 3, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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Bush was himself a downed airman rescued after his aircraft was destroyed.
December 2, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Not to mention JFK and the PT-109
December 2, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Remember when there was a whiff of a rumor (utterly unfounded, as far as I know) that GHW Bush had done this exact war crime in WWII? And the dems (as far as I know) didn’t give it oxygen because it’s a loathsome thing to accuse a person of?

Good times
December 2, 2025 at 1:24 AM
December 2, 2025 at 1:09 AM
“Oeuf!”
November 30, 2025 at 12:39 PM
This made me recall moving from Richmond VA to Mpls in 1987 and encountering an apparently mentally ill unhoused person who was WARNING EVERYONE that the lake-now-formerly-known-as-Calhoun being not solidly iced at thanksgiving was a sign of GLOBAL DOOM. If you see him give him my warm regards.
November 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Don’t worry, it will freeze solid soon enough.
November 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM
That’s the plan: the interim prez will use an autopen and the whole thing will be void. Checkmate, loser!
November 29, 2025 at 2:38 AM
That’s the history of the Jamestown colony they don’t want you to know
November 29, 2025 at 2:13 AM
There’s always Nicaragua
November 28, 2025 at 11:09 PM
This is wisdom
November 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I’d rather eat my own spleen
November 27, 2025 at 9:16 PM