Mike Pfeil
@mikefail.bsky.social
Scorchstack’s lead insider and Twitter’s good content boy. I used to write about hockey. Socialist, Free Palestine. Wrestling, and greyhounds.
My bitch a choosy lover, never fuck without a rubber
Never in the sheets, like it on top of the cover
Money on the dresser, drive a Kompressor
Top notch hoes get the most, not the lesser
Trash like to fuck with forty dollars in the club
Fuckin' up the game, bitch, it gets no love
Never in the sheets, like it on top of the cover
Money on the dresser, drive a Kompressor
Top notch hoes get the most, not the lesser
Trash like to fuck with forty dollars in the club
Fuckin' up the game, bitch, it gets no love
November 23, 2025 at 3:41 AM
My bitch a choosy lover, never fuck without a rubber
Never in the sheets, like it on top of the cover
Money on the dresser, drive a Kompressor
Top notch hoes get the most, not the lesser
Trash like to fuck with forty dollars in the club
Fuckin' up the game, bitch, it gets no love
Never in the sheets, like it on top of the cover
Money on the dresser, drive a Kompressor
Top notch hoes get the most, not the lesser
Trash like to fuck with forty dollars in the club
Fuckin' up the game, bitch, it gets no love
Ahh, the little ones, inhabitants of the dream... They find hunters like yourself, worship, and serve them. Speak words, they do not, but still, aren't they sweet?
(Got another one but it’s Bloodborne this time)
(Got another one but it’s Bloodborne this time)
November 21, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Ahh, the little ones, inhabitants of the dream... They find hunters like yourself, worship, and serve them. Speak words, they do not, but still, aren't they sweet?
(Got another one but it’s Bloodborne this time)
(Got another one but it’s Bloodborne this time)
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha eat shit
November 9, 2025 at 5:46 AM
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha eat shit
Twitter is still good if you put in effort to mess with insane people. It’s not much but it’s honest work.
November 8, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Twitter is still good if you put in effort to mess with insane people. It’s not much but it’s honest work.
everyone say good night Rosie or she will appear at your bedside and stare at you like this while you sleep
November 7, 2025 at 6:23 AM
everyone say good night Rosie or she will appear at your bedside and stare at you like this while you sleep
Desk is all done and in a good spot. I built everything into a cabinet with theatre fans that keep my work setup, personal setup, and server all temperature controlled.
Need to replace replace the under desk cable tray next with something better but that can wait.
Need to replace replace the under desk cable tray next with something better but that can wait.
October 1, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Desk is all done and in a good spot. I built everything into a cabinet with theatre fans that keep my work setup, personal setup, and server all temperature controlled.
Need to replace replace the under desk cable tray next with something better but that can wait.
Need to replace replace the under desk cable tray next with something better but that can wait.
See you all in a few months after I 100% this like five times.
September 30, 2025 at 7:28 PM
See you all in a few months after I 100% this like five times.
@evolvingwild.evolving-hockey.com some new additions to my commander deck
September 22, 2025 at 7:14 PM
@evolvingwild.evolving-hockey.com some new additions to my commander deck
did a thing and now my left shin is done
September 19, 2025 at 8:07 PM
did a thing and now my left shin is done
Buddy mailed me this. Now we are playing with misery
August 27, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Buddy mailed me this. Now we are playing with misery
@evolvingwild.evolving-hockey.com some new adds
August 24, 2025 at 11:24 PM
@evolvingwild.evolving-hockey.com some new adds
@jenramose.online currently - I need to get to your level
August 21, 2025 at 6:18 PM
@jenramose.online currently - I need to get to your level
My albums of the year so far. It might be August but I can say confidently that a lot of great music has been released this year already.
Spotify playlist of 2025 stuff I’ve liked so far: open.spotify.com/playlist/64M...
Spotify playlist of 2025 stuff I’ve liked so far: open.spotify.com/playlist/64M...
August 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
My albums of the year so far. It might be August but I can say confidently that a lot of great music has been released this year already.
Spotify playlist of 2025 stuff I’ve liked so far: open.spotify.com/playlist/64M...
Spotify playlist of 2025 stuff I’ve liked so far: open.spotify.com/playlist/64M...
boop for 10 years of good luck
August 3, 2025 at 4:39 PM
boop for 10 years of good luck
playing with an old digital camera lately
July 28, 2025 at 4:37 PM
playing with an old digital camera lately
GENETICS
(Please tell me you’re doing the clone high bit)
(Please tell me you’re doing the clone high bit)
July 9, 2025 at 2:08 AM
GENETICS
(Please tell me you’re doing the clone high bit)
(Please tell me you’re doing the clone high bit)
In the process of collecting all 285 + alternate covers and it’s so goddamn fun (and weird)
June 22, 2025 at 5:02 PM
In the process of collecting all 285 + alternate covers and it’s so goddamn fun (and weird)
