Mike Pfeil
@mikefail.bsky.social
Scorchstack’s lead insider and Twitter’s good content boy. I used to write about hockey. Socialist, Free Palestine. Wrestling, and greyhounds.
Thank you go enjoy a cold crisp one today
November 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Thank you go enjoy a cold crisp one today
Love you my dear friend. Hope you and the #1 dog in the Midwest are staying warm
November 29, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Love you my dear friend. Hope you and the #1 dog in the Midwest are staying warm
My bitch a choosy lover, never fuck without a rubber
Never in the sheets, like it on top of the cover
Money on the dresser, drive a Kompressor
Top notch hoes get the most, not the lesser
Trash like to fuck with forty dollars in the club
Fuckin' up the game, bitch, it gets no love
Never in the sheets, like it on top of the cover
Money on the dresser, drive a Kompressor
Top notch hoes get the most, not the lesser
Trash like to fuck with forty dollars in the club
Fuckin' up the game, bitch, it gets no love
November 23, 2025 at 3:41 AM
My bitch a choosy lover, never fuck without a rubber
Never in the sheets, like it on top of the cover
Money on the dresser, drive a Kompressor
Top notch hoes get the most, not the lesser
Trash like to fuck with forty dollars in the club
Fuckin' up the game, bitch, it gets no love
Never in the sheets, like it on top of the cover
Money on the dresser, drive a Kompressor
Top notch hoes get the most, not the lesser
Trash like to fuck with forty dollars in the club
Fuckin' up the game, bitch, it gets no love
josh play it already smfh
November 23, 2025 at 3:10 AM
josh play it already smfh
my artist crushed it. He was stoked to do a Bloodborne piece since it's his favourite game.
November 23, 2025 at 1:42 AM
my artist crushed it. He was stoked to do a Bloodborne piece since it's his favourite game.
It's such a great game. Let me know when the plot goes to mindfuck city on you because it's such a great moment.
November 23, 2025 at 1:41 AM
It's such a great game. Let me know when the plot goes to mindfuck city on you because it's such a great moment.
megan bayne should fight, kill, and eat the weakest men in the ring
November 13, 2025 at 3:11 AM
megan bayne should fight, kill, and eat the weakest men in the ring
Skinner and Pickard: The gift that keeps on giving
November 9, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Skinner and Pickard: The gift that keeps on giving
No they put that dork Calvin Pickard in for a bit and he was even worse!
November 9, 2025 at 6:00 AM
No they put that dork Calvin Pickard in for a bit and he was even worse!
they say I'm back to shitposting
November 9, 2025 at 5:52 AM
they say I'm back to shitposting
Eulogize me at my funeral please
November 9, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Eulogize me at my funeral please
I have avian flu now please help me
November 8, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I have avian flu now please help me
She doesn’t get to sleep on the bed with us anymore. It was one of the first rules we instituted when Bree and I started dating. Only Fox sleeps with us since she’s so little. Rosie is just awful when it comes to being a bed hog.
November 7, 2025 at 6:43 AM
She doesn’t get to sleep on the bed with us anymore. It was one of the first rules we instituted when Bree and I started dating. Only Fox sleeps with us since she’s so little. Rosie is just awful when it comes to being a bed hog.
She’s an eldritch horror masquerading as a small horse but she’s sweet.
November 7, 2025 at 6:34 AM
She’s an eldritch horror masquerading as a small horse but she’s sweet.
My dog has three friends and is looking for more.
November 7, 2025 at 6:27 AM
My dog has three friends and is looking for more.
Kick
Kick
Soft Kick (I really hope Julia can get back to her pre-injury/surgery performance. Everything was coming together)
Kick
Kick
Soft Kick (I really hope Julia can get back to her pre-injury/surgery performance. Everything was coming together)
Kick
November 6, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Kick
Kick
Soft Kick (I really hope Julia can get back to her pre-injury/surgery performance. Everything was coming together)
Kick
Kick
Soft Kick (I really hope Julia can get back to her pre-injury/surgery performance. Everything was coming together)
Kick
Save room for kit kats
October 31, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Save room for kit kats