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Mike Beasley
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Full stack developer.

https://www.mikebeas.com

@shades.mikebeas.com for Destiny 2.

@updatekit.mikebeas.com for Apple Shortcuts.
Apple should not introduce new APIs to conform to the nonsense from the EU. They should just disable the affected features and move on. Don’t waste dev time on these bureaucrats. Just let them have the world they want where nothing works and no features come to their market and move on.
November 25, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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Pathetic. Utterly pathetic

GOP Members of Congress correctly noting that the White House treats them like garbage, Speaker Mike Johnson lets it happen because he wants to, the legislature has been usurped, so… they’ll quit, rather than vote for a new Speaker or do oversight of the executive branch.
November 25, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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ICE agent when told he's about to arrest a US citizen. Direct quote: "I DON'T CARE."
November 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
i’ve played the two most recent far cry games, but I am not remotely interested in a far cry series on FX.
November 25, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Renaming your company to capitalize on the hype so that whenever anyone talks about the metaverse they have to say your name seems like a bad idea, in retrospect.
Turns out interest in Metaverse had about a ~9 month half life.
November 24, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I think my new hot take is that we never needed TLDs and their development was a mistake. instead of mikebeas.com i should be able to just own “http://mikebeas” and that’s it. Eliminates a while class of domain spoofing and squatting. Reduces the namespace, sure, but I don’t think that’s a problem.
good DNS lore here for "deeply hierarchical" handle and NSID lovers, from @jbcrawford.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy
memories of .us
computer.rip
November 24, 2025 at 9:07 AM
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Sign at the US Military Academy at West Point:
November 23, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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Reprehensible coming from the president. And a blatant lie. They didn't refer to "the president's orders" they referred to "unlawful orders".

We all know he's unfit to be president. It's time for the gop to fix it's problem.
President insists his word is the one and only law in this land.
November 23, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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They planned to force him to crash or shoot him for recording their crimes. They then accused him of assaulting them. www.charlotteobserver.com/news/local/c...
ICE video shows officers planned to ‘smash’ into Charlotte man filming Border Patrol
Immigration agents had a 12-pack of Modelos in their car while making arrests, Miguel Angel Garcia Martinez told investigators.
www.charlotteobserver.com
November 22, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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A video from inside a Border Patrol vehicle shows agents chasing a US citizen for filming them. The citizen refused to get out when they illegally ordered him to stop. The agents say: "This is great." "This is fun." "He's going to get shot."
November 22, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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"Ukraine must “enshrine in its constitution” a promise to never join NATO. Ukraine must shrink the size of its armed forces to 600,000, down from 900,000. Ukraine may not host foreign troops on its soil. Ukraine must hold new elections within 100 days, a demand not made of Russia, a dictatorship"
This is not a peace plan. It is a proposal that weakens Ukraine and divides America from Europe, preparing the way for a larger war in the future. In the meantime, it benefits unnamed Russian and American investors, at the expense of everyone else.
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
Trump Has a Recipe for War and Corruption, Not Peace
Who would benefit from the White House’s 28-point proposal for Ukraine?
www.theatlantic.com
November 22, 2025 at 5:23 PM
when the bug went back in time I got stressed just reading this lol
November 22, 2025 at 3:21 PM
obviously i’m not subscribing to his substack for this nonsense lol, bye
November 22, 2025 at 8:10 AM
there’s an ad on the main page of the Xbox store about Nuketown being available in Black Ops 7. Don’t they put that map in every single game? are call of duty players not tired of it somehow?
November 22, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Russia should have to give up land to Ukraine for the invasion, not the other way around.
November 21, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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Rewarding a dictator-aggressor always leads to another war. One that is usually even worse.
November 21, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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On President Trump's suggestion that 6 Democratic lawmakers be executed for sedition

tinyurl.com/ybv59a8e
Jake Tapper on President Trump’s suggestion that 6 Democratic lawmakers be executed for sedition | CNN Politics
President Trump responds to Democratic lawmakers urging troops to disobey illegal orders.
tinyurl.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Additionally, Cassidy could go scorched earth against RFK Jr's insanity right now if he really wanted to do so. Senators have a lot of individual power to paralyze things in the Senate when they feel like it.
November 20, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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If only this had been easily foreseeable and Senator Cassidy had been in a position to directly stop it.
November 20, 2025 at 10:14 PM
never mind ai was actually a really good idea
Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says (Jason Koebler/404 Media)

Main Link | memeorandum Permalink
November 21, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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On October 28, DHS's social media account claimed that on October 23, "rioters" had "shot at agents with commercial artillery shell fireworks," thus forcing agents to deploy tear gas and riot munitions.

Judge Ellis reviewed the video. This was completely false. The explosions were DHS's flashbangs!
November 20, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Normal stuff
November 20, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Doing great, Grok
November 20, 2025 at 9:04 PM
perhaps someone ought to hold him accountable for that?
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 5d
President Donald Trump and the Defense Department illegally deployed the National Guard in Washington, DC, a federal judge has ruled. https://cnn.it/49vVow4
November 20, 2025 at 10:10 PM
roses are red
violets are blue
here’s an idea:
su root
[hacker voice] angelou cat /etc/passwd. I'm in.
Looks like LLMs are *very* vulnerable to attack via poetic allusion: "curated poetic prompts yielded high attack-success rates (ASR), with some providers exceeding 90% ..."

https://arxiv.org/html/2511.15304v1
November 20, 2025 at 10:07 PM