It’s once again the day where my Illinois fan wife and I try not to divorce each other

If you ever come across a meerschaum pipe in the wild, chances are it was made in WashMo. You can still go to Washington and get a corncob pipe in the style of Buescher’s to this day: corncobpipe.com

Nothing hits on a hot summer day like an ice cold Heee Haw

Some names nobody asked for that I would consider:

Jake Spavital (Baylor OC)
Mike Shanahan (Indiana OC)
Jordan Davis (North Texas OC)
Dez Kitchings (Virginia OC)
Casey Woods (SMU OC)
Jonathan Smith (ex-Michigan State head coach)

LET’S GET WILD: Gus Malzahn

It wasn’t working anymore (and it may not have been entirely his fault) but the offense needed a spark in the worst way when Kirby was hired, and he helped deliver that.

Hopefully Drink hired someone who can bring in an effective downfield passing game to complement the outside zone.

I’m partial to serif fonts and would hate to be forced to use Calibri out of solidarity