Shouldn't this man be investigating Joe Biden's colon right now?

Also, I'm not as offended by "Wood" (it's camp!) as I am by Wi$h Li$t. Fuck that song so hard.

Be dominant. Remember what Stormy taught us, Mark: The man likes to be spanked.

Beavis and Butthead, and South Park, and both comedies, as, I suspect, this song is. Maybe lighten up. And crass is absolutely gendered because the bar is so much lower. "Cartmen gets an Anal Probe" is crass for them. "Wood" is crass for us. It's not the same.

This is what I mean. I'm not into the song because it's not that good, but "crass"? I've never heard a man be called "crass". Let a bitch get her back blown out.

Women, 30-35 is going to be rough. Expect a lot of strangers telling you that you are selfish and irresponsible to not already have kids. But after 35, when you are dead to them: you'll be much much happier. 35 is the best birthday, not the worst.

Haven't listened to the album yet, but I assume the vibes are Yizma and Kronk?

This chud.

Here you go, lazy-bones.

I'm not Alexa. Read the news.

Getting $100 while the government cuts services Canadians need and thinking that's a win is dumb as fuck. Yeah.

Vous avez gagné en gagnant les progressistes, comme moi, qui ont peur des conservateurs et de Donald Trump, et maintenant vous les imitez. Nous ne referons pas la même erreur deux fois.

Drinking beer and not wine is how you show them you're not like other tourists. You're different.

Yup, just like Mulroney successfully did by letting the private sector take over the housing --- ohhh waittttt...

Seriously. They got their government by galvanizing progressives against PP and Trump. We won't be fooled twice. Do what you were hired to do, Mark.