Ben
@microbear.bsky.social
Christmas has been partially installed ✅🎄
December 9, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Christmas has been partially installed ✅🎄
This picture gives me strange feelings 👀
December 7, 2025 at 1:10 PM
This picture gives me strange feelings 👀
My single biggest asset is my Nectar points balance 😭
December 7, 2025 at 12:59 PM
My single biggest asset is my Nectar points balance 😭
Started off my day by dropping a toilet roll into the toilet 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
December 7, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Started off my day by dropping a toilet roll into the toilet 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
Watching celebrities swoon over royals makes me do a little sick in my mouth 🤢
December 6, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Watching celebrities swoon over royals makes me do a little sick in my mouth 🤢
Am off to meet an ex colleague who was made redundant shortly after I left my job. Steeling myself for listening to 2 hours of resentment and misery. Send nudes and/or dad jokes.
December 5, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Am off to meet an ex colleague who was made redundant shortly after I left my job. Steeling myself for listening to 2 hours of resentment and misery. Send nudes and/or dad jokes.
Watching the neighbour pour a boiling kettle on his windscreen 😱😱
December 5, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Watching the neighbour pour a boiling kettle on his windscreen 😱😱
It is *so dark* today. Thoroughly depressing. Only two more weeks until the shortest day though.
December 4, 2025 at 8:23 AM
It is *so dark* today. Thoroughly depressing. Only two more weeks until the shortest day though.
Just when you think the orange bully can’t get any worse. What a dreadful dreary human he is.
December 3, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Just when you think the orange bully can’t get any worse. What a dreadful dreary human he is.
Also I have just discovered that M&S run live shopping events on instagram and I want to do this as a job please, thank you
December 2, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Also I have just discovered that M&S run live shopping events on instagram and I want to do this as a job please, thank you
Turns out if you ditch working full time on a job with continuous meetings, you listen to a fuck ton more music.
December 2, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Turns out if you ditch working full time on a job with continuous meetings, you listen to a fuck ton more music.
Off to waste several hours at the dentist having a crown fitted 🙄. Also, winter sun is accurately highlighting the rapidly advancing gray.
December 2, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Off to waste several hours at the dentist having a crown fitted 🙄. Also, winter sun is accurately highlighting the rapidly advancing gray.
Sigh. Very tempted to write a big rant correcting the misinformed, but I shall exercise restraint.
December 1, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Sigh. Very tempted to write a big rant correcting the misinformed, but I shall exercise restraint.
I see we’ve arrived at the time of year when the big supermarket shop becomes an exercise in avoiding the deeply stupid 🙄
November 29, 2025 at 9:26 AM
I see we’ve arrived at the time of year when the big supermarket shop becomes an exercise in avoiding the deeply stupid 🙄
Dear Step One, please calm down with texting and emailing me about your discount Black Friday knickers. It’s too much!
November 28, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Dear Step One, please calm down with texting and emailing me about your discount Black Friday knickers. It’s too much!
@twistedrao.bsky.social is already asleep. He’s breathing out cold air on my shoulder and I’m considering getting him to move., too mean??!! 😮💨❄️
November 27, 2025 at 11:43 PM
@twistedrao.bsky.social is already asleep. He’s breathing out cold air on my shoulder and I’m considering getting him to move., too mean??!! 😮💨❄️
Day of two-halves today.
Been booked to appear on a podcast (good for promoting my business. Am I an influencer now?)
Met with an accountant who said I have to set aside a *lot* more of my income than i had hoped for tax (very bad!).
Been booked to appear on a podcast (good for promoting my business. Am I an influencer now?)
Met with an accountant who said I have to set aside a *lot* more of my income than i had hoped for tax (very bad!).
November 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Day of two-halves today.
Been booked to appear on a podcast (good for promoting my business. Am I an influencer now?)
Met with an accountant who said I have to set aside a *lot* more of my income than i had hoped for tax (very bad!).
Been booked to appear on a podcast (good for promoting my business. Am I an influencer now?)
Met with an accountant who said I have to set aside a *lot* more of my income than i had hoped for tax (very bad!).
WTF has happened to Peter Kay?!
November 26, 2025 at 7:22 PM
WTF has happened to Peter Kay?!
Just when you think labour couldn’t make it any worse for themselves… Christ!
November 26, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Just when you think labour couldn’t make it any worse for themselves… Christ!
The shower tripped the electrics at 6 AM this morning whilst @twistedrao.bsky.social was mid-shampoo. I am feeling all the anxieties today about .. well seemingly everything… so I am hiding in the bath. But at least it is sunny.
November 26, 2025 at 8:22 AM
The shower tripped the electrics at 6 AM this morning whilst @twistedrao.bsky.social was mid-shampoo. I am feeling all the anxieties today about .. well seemingly everything… so I am hiding in the bath. But at least it is sunny.
Did a big scary thing today speaking on stage at an important conference. I *think* it went ok but I am totally knackered now!
November 25, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Did a big scary thing today speaking on stage at an important conference. I *think* it went ok but I am totally knackered now!
That’s enough driving for this weekend, thank you.
November 23, 2025 at 3:35 PM
That’s enough driving for this weekend, thank you.