BODY CAM + full 13-page dismissal brief just dropped:
www.al.com/news/2025/11...

#FreeJeana #NoKings #PhallicProtest

@colbertlateshow @TheDailyShow @JimmyKimmelLive @SethMeyers @JohnOliver @FallonTonight
Fairhope cop: “I’m trying to preserve a town that has values”
*while grabbing inflatable penis and slamming 61yo grandma*
Please tell me this is already in the cold open 😂🍆

Solar Queen Michele 3.0 demands:
DROP THE CHARGES.
Late-night hosts, writers’ rooms, The Onion — this is your Christmas special.
Tag a friend, repost, let’s make Jeana the most famous grandma in America 😂👑
#FreeJeana #NoKings

Fairhope PD’s new motto: “We take it personally.”
Meanwhile they ban drag books as “obscene” but tackle a grandma for satire.
@JimmyKimmelLive @SethMeyers @JohnOliver — monologue gold
#FreeJeana #PhallicProtest

Jeana’s lawyers just cited Nazis marching in Skokie & Westboro Baptist funerals:
“More offensive than an anatomically imprecise phallic costume.”
Trial set for Jan 6, 2026 — yes, THAT date.
@ACLU @colbertlateshow this writes itself
Full brief: www.al.com/news/2025/11...
#NoKings

@colbertlateshow @JimmyKimmelLive @SethMeyers @JohnOliver @FallonTonight @StephenAtHome @TheDailyShow
Your writers NEED this before Jan 6 trial!

Full bodycam + brief: www.al.com/news/2025/11...

#FreeJeana #NoKings #PhallicProtest

@colbertlateshow @JimmyKimmelLive @SethMeyers @JohnOliver @FallonTonight @StephenAtHome @TheDailyShow
Your writers NEED this before Jan 6 trial!

Full bodycam + brief: www.al.com/news/2025/11...

#FreeJeana #NoKings #PhallicProtest

@TheJusticeDept
@AGPamBondi

Full release or we reload the trough. #QuietPiggy #EpsteinTransparencyAct #Day1of30
www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c... Perish the pork — truth starts NOW 📜🐷🔥

Full release or we keep the pressure.
#QuietPiggy #EpsteinTransparencyAct #PotusPiggy youtube.com/shorts/RdhLL... (Bondi confirms 30 days)
www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...

Desk Day 1 update: Still no pen.
Only pork.
And now it’s trending harder than his excuses.
#QuietPiggy #EpsteinTransparencyAct 🤫🐷

Desk Day 1: Still no signature.
Pen or pork, Don?
Survivors are waiting.
#EpsteinTransparencyAct #QuietPiggy #PotusPiggy

@KellieMeyerNews
: "Trump's 'victories' spin while files loom? Classic flinch. Survivors say sign NOW. #QuietPiggy #PotusPiggy

Piggy got the pen—now what?
Act signed? Files flood. Veto? Impeach the oink. #PotusPiggy —@JenaLisaJones
, your voice won this.
Poll: Trump signs or squeals?
Yes/No #QuietPiggy"

Backfire? Mid-terms hit Nov 2026—voters will punish GOP/Trump for hiding files, risking seats with 247-1, 100-0 outrage! #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles #MAGARevolt

Pocket Veto 101: Trump can let the Epstein Act die if Congress adjourns within 10 days (Article I, Sec 7), but Congress isn’t adjourning (per C-SPAN).

Congress can override it immediately. If he does nothing by ~ Nov 29, 2025 (10 days, excluding Sundays, per Article I, Section 7), it becomes law automatically unless Congress adjourns, which isn’t planned (per C-SPAN).

: The Epstein Transparency Act, with 247-1 (House) and 100-0 (Senate) votes, exceeds the two-thirds threshold (290/435, 67/100) to override a veto. If Trump vetos,