@colbertlateshow @JimmyKimmelLive @SethMeyers @JohnOliver @FallonTonight @TheDailyShow @TheOnion @MeidasTouch @maddow @ACLU @MercedesChandler @hasanabi @DavidPakman

Writers, your cold open just got a sequel 🔥

Lagniappe full interview + new bodycam → www.facebook.com/share/v/1AP3...

@MercedesChandler just BODIED this arrest 🔥
“Why be a cop if you have no concept of the law!?”
Here’s the 6-sec version writers are already stealing 😂
grok.com/imagine/post...
Full Mercedes breakdown: www.facebook.com/share/v/1BbR...
#FreeJeana #PhallicProtest

@colbertlateshow @JimmyKimmelLive @SethMeyers @JohnOliver @FallonTonight @TheDailyShow @TheOnion @MeidasTouch @maddow @ACLU @MercedesChandler

Writers, your cold open is served 🔥

TMZ video → www.facebook.com/share/1D4X3f...

TMZ + Mercedes Chandler just went nuclear on the bodycam 😂🍆
61yo grandma tackled for inflatable “No Dick-Tator” costume
Cop: “This is a family town” while slamming her face-down
Trial: Jan 6. Peak irony.

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@colbertlateshow @JimmyKimmelLive @TheOnion
Cop literally grabs inflatable dong, slams grandma, then yells “This is a family town!”
TMZ: www.facebook.com/share/1D4X3f...
6-sec version: grok.com/imagine/post...
You’re welcome 😈 #FreeJeana

This #ChaosGremlin is gonna do what Chaos Gremlins do wreak havoc on X ,Blue Sky ,Insta FB and Threads
#Weoutnumberthebullies

BREAKING: BODY CAM DROPS — Fairhope PD tackles 61yo grandma for inflatable penis satire 😂🍆
“This is a family town” while slamming her face-down.
Jeana’s lawyers just filed 13-page SCOTUS smackdown to dismiss charges.

.@realDonaldTrump @POTUS Desk Day 1: The pig finally read the bill?
This is what transparency sounds like.
#QuietPiggy #EpsteinTransparencyAct 🤫🐷📜

Desk Day 1 update: Still no pen.
Only pork.
And now it’s trending harder than his excuses.
#QuietPiggy #EpsteinTransparencyAct 🤫🐷

Desk Day 1: Still no signature.
Pen or pork, Don?
Survivors are waiting.
#EpsteinTransparencyAct #QuietPiggy #PotusPiggy

.@POTUS @realDonaldTrump Turns out when you call a woman reporter ‘piggy,’ Congress hands you the whole pen. #QuietPiggy #EpsteinTransparencyAct
#sorrynotsorry
#PotusPiggy