Thank you. Today I learned the word "chudsquad," and holy shit, that is 100% spot on. 😂😂😂😎

Why? The argument is sound: People who commit a misdemeanor because they are fleeing unlivable conditions are treated so poorly they are even denied their Constitutional rights, while others who commit a misdemeanor just because they're little assholes face no consequences at all. Where's the lie?

I was just at our local precinct community council on Wednesday night (not in IL) and the captain was describing the tactics of the people responsible for a wave of burglaries in a particular neighborhood. Switching plates was one of them.

Wait, am I detecting that Zelensky is an Avenue Q fan?

It doesn't matter, because nobody in the Fox News viewing audience knows how percents work either.

That's for when you're deciding whether it's okay to bang the child of your father's small time rival, not when you're deciding whether to name a significant national treasure after someone who is a rapist and a fraudster and tried to prevent the peaceful transfer of power after a lawful election.

This is what was directly above this post in my feed. Methinks the two may be related...

Wait, how is it possible he can't handle the job? Wasn't he hired Entirely Based On Merit?

It really is amazing that the Speaker of the House of Representatives of the United States of America is modeling his leadership style after the stupidest Nazi guard on Hogan's Heroes.

What an absolute, abject failure Mike Johnson has been as speaker. Republicans cannot govern, and that goes triple for Mike.

That's what happens when people elect a pandering, anti-science whore with no moral compass and no critical thinking skills to the Oval Office. Big Oil has the money to put a lackey in the White House and that's exactly what they did.