Sheffield
@michaelsheffield.bsky.social
Formerly on Twitter as mtsheffield. No Crypto, no dates. No money. I was born in Camden, New Jersey, and raised in Collingswood. BS , MBA , Data Analyst , Adjunct Prof. Retired Married
Here, to keep aware of the Orange menace through a Blue Sky filter.
Here, to keep aware of the Orange menace through a Blue Sky filter.
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What he said: 💯 🎯
November 29, 2025 at 9:40 PM
What he said: 💯 🎯
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It’s not often that the governors of California and Florida are on the same page, but this week they’re aligned in opposition to the White House’s latest plan to expand offshore oil drilling near both their shores.
Trump’s plan for drilling off California and Florida faces bipartisan opposition
His "idiotic proposal" is "dead in the water," says Golden State Gov. Gavin Newsom.
www.motherjones.com
November 30, 2025 at 12:01 AM
It’s not often that the governors of California and Florida are on the same page, but this week they’re aligned in opposition to the White House’s latest plan to expand offshore oil drilling near both their shores.
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Me: “I want it strong enough that I arch my back a little.”
Bartender:
Bartender:
November 30, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Me: “I want it strong enough that I arch my back a little.”
Bartender:
Bartender:
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Pete Hegseth makes me wish I had more middle fingers.
November 29, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Pete Hegseth makes me wish I had more middle fingers.
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Every Stephen Miller interview feels like someone left the “villain“ filter on too long.
November 29, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Every Stephen Miller interview feels like someone left the “villain“ filter on too long.
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The only battle Stephen Miller has ever seen is against direct sunlight.
November 29, 2025 at 5:48 PM
The only battle Stephen Miller has ever seen is against direct sunlight.
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Sir, Melania said she’d rather share a room with Stephen Miller than with you.
November 29, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Sir, Melania said she’d rather share a room with Stephen Miller than with you.
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Stephan Miller and his wife reproduce by laying down slug trails.
November 29, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Stephan Miller and his wife reproduce by laying down slug trails.
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Russia never won a war when Biden was president is all I’m saying.
November 29, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Russia never won a war when Biden was president is all I’m saying.
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Senile Satan (™️ @nothoodlum.bsky.social) is moving like someone who took a “How to Dance” tutorial but skipped steps 1 through 437.
November 29, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Senile Satan (™️ @nothoodlum.bsky.social) is moving like someone who took a “How to Dance” tutorial but skipped steps 1 through 437.
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All my best posts are on Bluesky - I just use Twitter for the same reason people visit Florida: morbid curiosity.
November 29, 2025 at 2:23 PM
All my best posts are on Bluesky - I just use Twitter for the same reason people visit Florida: morbid curiosity.
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Trump’s ideas for a healthcare plan sounds like a wish someone made to a genie halfway through a stroke.
November 29, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Trump’s ideas for a healthcare plan sounds like a wish someone made to a genie halfway through a stroke.
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Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin are stuck together like the pages in one of Mike Johnson’s porno magazines.
November 29, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin are stuck together like the pages in one of Mike Johnson’s porno magazines.
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Some people hide their quirks - I take mine for a drive.
November 29, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Some people hide their quirks - I take mine for a drive.
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Evolution of Republican women: from pearls to pistols.
November 29, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Evolution of Republican women: from pearls to pistols.
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New Bill Requires Women to Be “Hot but Approachable” in Public Spaces.
November 29, 2025 at 1:27 PM
New Bill Requires Women to Be “Hot but Approachable” in Public Spaces.
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Sebastian Gorka is proof Eastern Europe has Florida men.
November 29, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Sebastian Gorka is proof Eastern Europe has Florida men.
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Some men study a woman’s Instagram harder than they studied for the SATs.
November 29, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Some men study a woman’s Instagram harder than they studied for the SATs.
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Men with neck tattoos used to make me nervous but now they make me espresso.
November 29, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Men with neck tattoos used to make me nervous but now they make me espresso.
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Adults have fewer bones than babies
Stomach acid can melt metal
The eye has the fastest muscles
A penis is 3x the length of a man's thumb
You’re taller in the morning
Women blink 2x as much as men
Women have finished this & men are still looking at their 👍 👍
Stomach acid can melt metal
The eye has the fastest muscles
A penis is 3x the length of a man's thumb
You’re taller in the morning
Women blink 2x as much as men
Women have finished this & men are still looking at their 👍 👍
November 29, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Adults have fewer bones than babies
Stomach acid can melt metal
The eye has the fastest muscles
A penis is 3x the length of a man's thumb
You’re taller in the morning
Women blink 2x as much as men
Women have finished this & men are still looking at their 👍 👍
Stomach acid can melt metal
The eye has the fastest muscles
A penis is 3x the length of a man's thumb
You’re taller in the morning
Women blink 2x as much as men
Women have finished this & men are still looking at their 👍 👍
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Men, if you have a small penis, just register as a Republican and you’ll become a big dick.
November 29, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Men, if you have a small penis, just register as a Republican and you’ll become a big dick.