Has anyone seen any Craigslist ads offering $50 to watch the Kid Rock Super Bowl racism spectacular, like they did with Melania's movie?

I am looking forward to the half time show but wish they would give Bad Bunny the full amount of time to perform.

Okay. I duct taped a ball to my foot. Now what?

I wonder what Comcast/NBC/Universal calls the anti-Boo technology they deployed on their Olympic couch fucker broadcast. I hope it's Ranger Rick, or Operation Poison Picnic Basket.

I know it Super Bowl weekend, but hopefully edibles are acceptable.

The most popular event by far at the Winter Olympics this year has been the Booing of the Couch Fucker but Keenan and Kevin didn't even cover it.

Frankly, between the dangerous no helmet rule and the difficulty of keeping up with untelevised regular season games, we will probably skip the Puppy Bowl this year.

It's Bandcamp Friday and several of your favs are probably doing fundraisers for worthy causes right now, and you should go support them. Plus it's been a hard [period of time] and you honestly deserve some music or a nice ahirt.

It's @bandcamp.com Friday, where musicians get to keep 100% of their bandcamp sales. Sales is one of my many nicknames and something I would be grateful for if you are so inclined to buy some of my songs: michaelsalamonemusic.bandcamp.com

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After seeing the potential Muppet Show reboot this week, I am staunchly in favor of replacing all "news" anchors and pundits with Muppets instead of the current system of puppets.

I decided to have a personal account on top of my account I went anonymous with. Maybe I will find old friends easier. Plus I should plug things from time to time. Cheers.