Michael R Muller (no longer dead)
@michaelrmuller.bsky.social
Comic book making pile of bones
Completely insane
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Completely insane
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Beat the shit out of everybody you know
January 15, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Beat the shit out of everybody you know
Oh shit, things are getting bad in this country, I’d better… post a screenshot of the dictionary definition of “terrorism”. Should make a big impact.
January 15, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Oh shit, things are getting bad in this country, I’d better… post a screenshot of the dictionary definition of “terrorism”. Should make a big impact.
Reposted by Michael R Muller (no longer dead)
“So we gotta bit of a PR problem… coupla crazy guys in bum fuck nowhere unalived themselves and their loser parents say it’s cuz of our product… how can we spin this into a win..?”
January 14, 2026 at 4:21 AM
“So we gotta bit of a PR problem… coupla crazy guys in bum fuck nowhere unalived themselves and their loser parents say it’s cuz of our product… how can we spin this into a win..?”
Dilbert life choices
Option 1: Accept you’re not the most important person in the world because you know that you made people happy in a small but meaningful way and that’s good enough.
Option 2: alienate literally everyone you know then die alone from a long, painful battle with cancer
Option 1: Accept you’re not the most important person in the world because you know that you made people happy in a small but meaningful way and that’s good enough.
Option 2: alienate literally everyone you know then die alone from a long, painful battle with cancer
January 13, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Dilbert life choices
Option 1: Accept you’re not the most important person in the world because you know that you made people happy in a small but meaningful way and that’s good enough.
Option 2: alienate literally everyone you know then die alone from a long, painful battle with cancer
Option 1: Accept you’re not the most important person in the world because you know that you made people happy in a small but meaningful way and that’s good enough.
Option 2: alienate literally everyone you know then die alone from a long, painful battle with cancer
“You should alienate your sister in the most intense way possible for breaking your action figure that cost less than $1000”
January 11, 2026 at 8:28 PM
“You should alienate your sister in the most intense way possible for breaking your action figure that cost less than $1000”
Pretty bold decision.
January 10, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Pretty bold decision.
Went from “why the fuck would anyone want to watch another medical drama???” to “oh shit, watching this show is now my top priority!”
January 9, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Went from “why the fuck would anyone want to watch another medical drama???” to “oh shit, watching this show is now my top priority!”
My married lesbian landlords coming to get the rent check.
January 9, 2026 at 3:06 AM
My married lesbian landlords coming to get the rent check.
A friend of mine stayed in a federal prison for at least a week because he jokingly tweeted at CNN he was going to do something bad to them.
So yeah, you should definitely follow this advice.
So yeah, you should definitely follow this advice.
Every person on Bluesky should know:
* Every post on Bluesky is PUBLIC forever
* Every post on Bluesky is archived by ICE, NSA, and many other agencies
* Even if you delete a post, it’s already been captured
* Judges don’t care if you were “kidding” or being ironic
www.404media.co/the-200-site...
* Every post on Bluesky is PUBLIC forever
* Every post on Bluesky is archived by ICE, NSA, and many other agencies
* Even if you delete a post, it’s already been captured
* Judges don’t care if you were “kidding” or being ironic
www.404media.co/the-200-site...
January 7, 2026 at 8:56 PM
A friend of mine stayed in a federal prison for at least a week because he jokingly tweeted at CNN he was going to do something bad to them.
So yeah, you should definitely follow this advice.
So yeah, you should definitely follow this advice.
Nes spends his time hitting stray dogs and the mentally ill with his baseball bat. His dad is a phone. Later in the game he performs an abortion.
January 5, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Nes spends his time hitting stray dogs and the mentally ill with his baseball bat. His dad is a phone. Later in the game he performs an abortion.
Reposted by Michael R Muller (no longer dead)
I'm so thrilled to announce that our first 2026 Athenaeum Gives Award winner is the incredibly talented @audrastang! We have been huge fans of Audra's work for some time. Her cartooning voice is so unique and important. You all need to be watching her career! Join me in congratulating Audra!
January 1, 2026 at 4:12 PM
I'm so thrilled to announce that our first 2026 Athenaeum Gives Award winner is the incredibly talented @audrastang! We have been huge fans of Audra's work for some time. Her cartooning voice is so unique and important. You all need to be watching her career! Join me in congratulating Audra!
Was taken to see Terminator 2 as an 8 year old and vividly remember thinking my parents were going to get arrested because of it.
Name 1 movie from your childhood you were way too young to watch.
December 29, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Was taken to see Terminator 2 as an 8 year old and vividly remember thinking my parents were going to get arrested because of it.
Hope “Better than CRIES & WHISPERS” guy had a good life.
modesty laws prevented showing even one lousy frame of John Waters' PINK FLAMINGOS (1972) in the trailer, so the only footage in it is of people reacting to a screening they just came out of. every single type of extant queer person is contained in the specific sequences I have selected here
December 29, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Hope “Better than CRIES & WHISPERS” guy had a good life.
I never got to go to Disneyland, have a regular summer family vacation, or even the modest luxury of a graduation gift BUT I did live in a house with more than 20 salt & pepper shakers.
From fine china to model trains, millennials and Gen Xers stand to inherit much more than money.
Boomers Are Passing Down Fortunes — And Way, Way Too Much Stuff
As the $90 trillion Great Wealth Transfer begins, millennials and Gen X aren’t just inheriting money. They’re being buried under an avalanche of baseball cards, fine china and collections of all sorts.
bloom.bg
December 28, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I never got to go to Disneyland, have a regular summer family vacation, or even the modest luxury of a graduation gift BUT I did live in a house with more than 20 salt & pepper shakers.
New Batman lore where young Bruce used to smack the shit out of the family dog.
December 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
New Batman lore where young Bruce used to smack the shit out of the family dog.
Geordi La Forge looking ass.
December 28, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Geordi La Forge looking ass.
Snoopy shows Woodstock all of his Cramps original pressings.
December 27, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Snoopy shows Woodstock all of his Cramps original pressings.
Wolves are cool because they are dogs that are not afraid to kill people.
December 25, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Wolves are cool because they are dogs that are not afraid to kill people.
Rebel, rebel
Pokemon Ruby Version
Rebel, rebel
Don’t know if you’re a boy or a girl
Pokemon Ruby Version
Rebel, rebel
Don’t know if you’re a boy or a girl
pokémon ruby version, screenshot, game boy advance (2002) www.mobygames.com/game/8459/po...
December 24, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Rebel, rebel
Pokemon Ruby Version
Rebel, rebel
Don’t know if you’re a boy or a girl
Pokemon Ruby Version
Rebel, rebel
Don’t know if you’re a boy or a girl
Barbers don’t even do foot binding anymore 🙄
December 23, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Barbers don’t even do foot binding anymore 🙄
Reposted by Michael R Muller (no longer dead)
One of my favorite panels from Jamie Delano's Hellblazer run.
December 19, 2025 at 9:58 PM
One of my favorite panels from Jamie Delano's Hellblazer run.
Moe Tucker eating out of a garbage can
December 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Moe Tucker eating out of a garbage can