MichaelBeatriceDad
@michaelbeatricedad.bsky.social
Scruffy middle-aged dad. 50 AF. Misemployed writer.
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This was my Barbenheimer
July 21, 2025 at 11:12 PM
This was my Barbenheimer
Marjorie Taylor Greene hearing that the FBI is reopening the January 6th pipe bomber investigation.
homer simpson from the simpsons is standing in front of a grassy field .
ALT: homer simpson from the simpsons is standing in front of a grassy field .
media.tenor.com
May 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Marjorie Taylor Greene hearing that the FBI is reopening the January 6th pipe bomber investigation.
I've realized I'm the Norm Peterson of coffee.
May 26, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I've realized I'm the Norm Peterson of coffee.
Ralphs Supermarket was playing Love Shack, and I was singing along with my kids except I was singing Glove Slap. Another dad called over, "I hear that Simpsons reference!"
May 25, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Ralphs Supermarket was playing Love Shack, and I was singing along with my kids except I was singing Glove Slap. Another dad called over, "I hear that Simpsons reference!"
Wait your whole life for your ship to come in and it hits your house.
May 25, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Wait your whole life for your ship to come in and it hits your house.
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Hidden in the GOP Tax scam is a provision to take away the tax on..... gun silencers.
#StopTheBillionaireBailout
#StopTheBillionaireBailout
May 21, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Hidden in the GOP Tax scam is a provision to take away the tax on..... gun silencers.
#StopTheBillionaireBailout
#StopTheBillionaireBailout
Okay now that Andor and Rogue One are over, when are we getting out ROTJ prequel, “Bothan Spies?”
May 20, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Okay now that Andor and Rogue One are over, when are we getting out ROTJ prequel, “Bothan Spies?”
My girls had some money left over on their Scholastic Book Fair e-wallet, so I was finally able to get this bad boy I've had on layaway since 1983.
May 15, 2025 at 1:02 AM
My girls had some money left over on their Scholastic Book Fair e-wallet, so I was finally able to get this bad boy I've had on layaway since 1983.
Based on Republican history, guess what we’re gonna find out about this guy in two months.
May 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Based on Republican history, guess what we’re gonna find out about this guy in two months.
First American Pope? Mickey Rourke would like a word.
May 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
First American Pope? Mickey Rourke would like a word.
Somehow Pope Francis returned.
May 7, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Somehow Pope Francis returned.
If we see red smoke, that means the papal conclave has reached 88 miles per hour.
May 7, 2025 at 3:28 PM
If we see red smoke, that means the papal conclave has reached 88 miles per hour.
Oh, you're wearing a Papal Conclave t-shirt? Name three of their Popes.
May 7, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Oh, you're wearing a Papal Conclave t-shirt? Name three of their Popes.
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin movie
Instead of 101 Dalmatians, maybe you just get 2 or 3 Dalmatians this year.
Instead of 101 Dalmatians, maybe you just get 2 or 3 Dalmatians this year.
May 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin movie
Instead of 101 Dalmatians, maybe you just get 2 or 3 Dalmatians this year.
Instead of 101 Dalmatians, maybe you just get 2 or 3 Dalmatians this year.
Instead of 101 Dalmatians, maybe you just get 2 or 3 Dalmatians this year.
"Ruin a Movie with a 100% Tariff" #tariff #ruinamovie
"Ruin a Movie with a 100% Tariff" #tariff #ruinamovie
May 6, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Instead of 101 Dalmatians, maybe you just get 2 or 3 Dalmatians this year.
"Ruin a Movie with a 100% Tariff" #tariff #ruinamovie
"Ruin a Movie with a 100% Tariff" #tariff #ruinamovie
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"They want obedient workers. People who are just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork and just dumb enough to passively accept all these increasingly shittier jobs with the lower pay the longer hours the reduced benefits the end of overtime and the vanishing pension" ~George Carlin
April 25, 2025 at 10:49 PM
"They want obedient workers. People who are just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork and just dumb enough to passively accept all these increasingly shittier jobs with the lower pay the longer hours the reduced benefits the end of overtime and the vanishing pension" ~George Carlin
Did JD Vance kill the Pope? Find out in my new book: "Hillbilly Eulogy."
April 23, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Did JD Vance kill the Pope? Find out in my new book: "Hillbilly Eulogy."
The Pope and JD Vance:
April 23, 2025 at 12:10 AM
The Pope and JD Vance:
We're a week away form learning that Pete Hegseth leaked war plans on his Ashley Madison profile.
April 22, 2025 at 8:16 PM
We're a week away form learning that Pete Hegseth leaked war plans on his Ashley Madison profile.
OMG I got an actual Labubu out of the Pop Mart Machine!
*I don't know what this means, but it's apparently super important to my 8-yr-old.
*I don't know what this means, but it's apparently super important to my 8-yr-old.
April 22, 2025 at 6:35 PM
OMG I got an actual Labubu out of the Pop Mart Machine!
*I don't know what this means, but it's apparently super important to my 8-yr-old.
*I don't know what this means, but it's apparently super important to my 8-yr-old.
Calling it now. Pope Trump.
April 22, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Calling it now. Pope Trump.
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Who told you that you have to finish every book you start?
April 17, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Who told you that you have to finish every book you start?
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"What the U.S. is doing now is not reform. It is rejecting the very system it created." - Singapore's Prime Minister Lawrence Wong
(April 8, 2025)
(April 8, 2025)
April 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM
"What the U.S. is doing now is not reform. It is rejecting the very system it created." - Singapore's Prime Minister Lawrence Wong
(April 8, 2025)
(April 8, 2025)
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Moskowitz: When President Zelenskyy came to the White House, we heard a lot about what he was wearing. Oh my God, the precious Oval Office—he didn’t wear a suit! I mean, here’s a picture of Kid Rock in the Oval Office—he looks like he’s about to jump over 10 buses on the White House lawn.
April 8, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Moskowitz: When President Zelenskyy came to the White House, we heard a lot about what he was wearing. Oh my God, the precious Oval Office—he didn’t wear a suit! I mean, here’s a picture of Kid Rock in the Oval Office—he looks like he’s about to jump over 10 buses on the White House lawn.