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holy shit a new void to shout into???

he/him, 🇬🇧/🇮🇪, en/fr
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#NFL
November 27, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Feels like this one's on me, my bad guys. It's like 4am here and I briefly forgot that nice things aren't allowed to happen
This is the most engaging game of baseball I've ever watched. I hate it, please make it end, I would like to go to bed
November 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
This is the most engaging game of baseball I've ever watched. I hate it, please make it end, I would like to go to bed
November 2, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Pound for pound, Annie's Song by John Denver might be the best written song of all time, but that's mostly because there's almost no writing to it
June 17, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Rough one to take tbh, don't know if we're hiring above our weight class or we've been swooned by a series of smooth talkers who can't back up the ability/loyalty they promise. #pafc
May 31, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Was planning on live-skeeting for #Eurovision this year but I appear to have had a few drinks and this is all I did
Who up Parging they shit #Eurovision
May 18, 2025 at 3:34 PM
My prevailing thought is that 20 votes is an insane amount.

Not a perfect system, but I'd support 5 votes each, no more than 1 vote for a single country.
Been trying to sum up my thoughts on this and it essentially boils down to…

How do you combat a general public that will spam vote the likes of Israel/Ukraine based on current events, over those genuinely getting into the spirit of celebrating different, wild and wonderful types of music?
May 18, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Who up Parging they shit #Eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Reposted by Michael
Portugal just be turning up, serving absolute class and then asking 'oh is this a song contest?'

And repeat next year.
May 13, 2025 at 7:48 PM
For various reasons I've been super disconnected from online Eurovision """discourse""" this year but those qualis went exactly how I expected? I'm kinda shocked learning tonight that Belgium has been a fan favourite and high in the odds???
May 13, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Is Poison Cake the first ever Gen Alpha #Eurovision entry?
May 9, 2025 at 12:31 PM
I agree with all of this strongly, but having said that, my country does none of this and I drive a Ford Fiesta
Europeans don't need ugly American cars. They have governments that are forward-thinking, which provide buses, subways, and high-speed trains, unlike America, which would rather order another aircraft carrier it doesn't need than help its citizens get to work.
April 6, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Right, I'm tired of ignoring it because we've all been thinking it:

Alcohol is Free by Koza Mostra is a genuine masterpiece and would win #ESC2025 comfortably.

The cowbell middle-8 into the scream for the final chorus is euphoric, aged like fine wine

#Eurovision #ESC #WhyIsAlcoholNoLongerFree
March 20, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Nah fuck that, this is unreal
If it's still tied after the 3rd, do you think they'd just agree to share the trophy? It's like 3am here. Can someone call Mr Gretzky and ask? #4nations #NHL
February 21, 2025 at 4:00 AM
If it's still tied after the 3rd, do you think they'd just agree to share the trophy? It's like 3am here. Can someone call Mr Gretzky and ask? #4nations #NHL
February 21, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Rearranged my app drawer and changed my wallpaper to pretend I got a new phone. Shit hits like crack
February 21, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Nosebleed territory 🫠 #PAFC
February 12, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Between the FA Cup, 6 Nations, Eurovision NFs, Cricket ODIs and the Super Bowl, I reckon I can sit on this sofa until Monday. Work be damned.
February 8, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I'm sorry, I simply wasn't aware of your game Chesterfield
February 1, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I know I see things green-tinted but is this penalty chat not insane? He stuck his arm straight outwards and literally saved the shot like a keeper? It may not have been deliberate but that's why it wasn't a card? Am I nuts? #pafc #wba
February 1, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Happy "half-English half-Irish rugby fan who broadly dislikes both national teams"-mas to those who celebrate
February 1, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Ça fait 2 concours de grands noms à la suite, et le pitch aux artistes m'intéresse beaucoup. Slimane (et Olly aussi) m'a fait penser que c'était juste une win-win, une plus grande audience pour tous les deux, les artistes et France TV. Mais est-ce qu'il y a encore des expectations de résultats ?
January 30, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Inb4 the Uk reveal tonight is that there will a reveal coming in the next few weeks #Eurovision
January 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Weird night of #NFL, with Chiefs and Commies in the Conference Champs already I really haven't given a shit who wins either game, because I already know who I'm rooting for next week (hint: not the fucking Chiefs or Eagles)
January 20, 2025 at 2:04 AM