Theodore
@mianbaoppang.bsky.social
He/it, I'm the only intented audience for my humour, Everyone else just happens to be there (Sonic, SF9, Motercycles, SAW, OXventure, Fitness) Polygot: 🇬🇧🇰🇷🇮🇹🇲🇫🤙🏳️🌈
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Didnt realise my roommate was cleaning the entire house earlier. She reorganised my kimchi tubs and they're so much better this way thats hilarious (i can also keep more as i have a lot)
January 28, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Didnt realise my roommate was cleaning the entire house earlier. She reorganised my kimchi tubs and they're so much better this way thats hilarious (i can also keep more as i have a lot)
Im so tempted to get a water bottle
January 28, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Im so tempted to get a water bottle
Gonna skip my sandwich later and go shops tomorrow. My earphones have been on charge for 30min and they're still charging
January 28, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Gonna skip my sandwich later and go shops tomorrow. My earphones have been on charge for 30min and they're still charging
I gotta pee so ill change them in the bathroom. My phone is now fully charged so gotta charge my earphones but the cat could probably come back in and the last time she came in my room when i was changing she kept sniffing everything i took off and i dont want her sniffing my underwear 😭😭
January 28, 2026 at 6:21 PM
I gotta pee so ill change them in the bathroom. My phone is now fully charged so gotta charge my earphones but the cat could probably come back in and the last time she came in my room when i was changing she kept sniffing everything i took off and i dont want her sniffing my underwear 😭😭
I checked my reflexion and think i look cool with my bandana so unless my head gets cold outside, im leaving it
January 28, 2026 at 6:18 PM
I checked my reflexion and think i look cool with my bandana so unless my head gets cold outside, im leaving it
I gotta hold my crouch walking up or down stairs 😭 im changing them and putting these in the bin
January 28, 2026 at 6:16 PM
I gotta hold my crouch walking up or down stairs 😭 im changing them and putting these in the bin
Im not trying my jeans on as im wearing stupid underwear (gonna see if its practical and may throw it away after). Im wearing comfy trousers even if jeans will look better
Comfort >>>>> style. On the really cold days i wear so many layers i can just about see and i KNOW i look stupid
Comfort >>>>> style. On the really cold days i wear so many layers i can just about see and i KNOW i look stupid
January 28, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Im not trying my jeans on as im wearing stupid underwear (gonna see if its practical and may throw it away after). Im wearing comfy trousers even if jeans will look better
Comfort >>>>> style. On the really cold days i wear so many layers i can just about see and i KNOW i look stupid
Comfort >>>>> style. On the really cold days i wear so many layers i can just about see and i KNOW i look stupid
I might skip my sandwich and just put my rice on as soon as i leave (when all i need to do is put my shoes on) as then it'll be done by the time i get back and will be in "keep warm" mode which makes it easier to clean (old and cheap rice cooker so it sticks)
January 28, 2026 at 6:00 PM
I might skip my sandwich and just put my rice on as soon as i leave (when all i need to do is put my shoes on) as then it'll be done by the time i get back and will be in "keep warm" mode which makes it easier to clean (old and cheap rice cooker so it sticks)
Phone is also charging slower as im on it. My battery was already at a decent number to leave the house on but if im getting dressed ill leave it alone so might as well charge it
January 28, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Phone is also charging slower as im on it. My battery was already at a decent number to leave the house on but if im getting dressed ill leave it alone so might as well charge it
I was almost 50min to full battery and joked that ill be ready to leave by then. Im at 27 minutes and in this entire time only changed my top 😭
January 28, 2026 at 5:57 PM
I was almost 50min to full battery and joked that ill be ready to leave by then. Im at 27 minutes and in this entire time only changed my top 😭
Its usually, i wanna eat before i shower but i got no food so i need to go shop, but ive already but my dirty clothes in the wash (and dont wanna take them back out) so i gotta get clean clothes on meaning i got to shower but i wanna eat beforehand-
January 28, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Its usually, i wanna eat before i shower but i got no food so i need to go shop, but ive already but my dirty clothes in the wash (and dont wanna take them back out) so i gotta get clean clothes on meaning i got to shower but i wanna eat beforehand-
If i ever finish getting dressed im gonna make a jam sandwich (im out of butter and am getting dressed to go shop to buy butter)
January 28, 2026 at 5:54 PM
If i ever finish getting dressed im gonna make a jam sandwich (im out of butter and am getting dressed to go shop to buy butter)
Can the devs please fix the bug update "im hungry so im nauseous but i dont wanna eat because im nauseous" its so annoying and softlocks my character
January 28, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Can the devs please fix the bug update "im hungry so im nauseous but i dont wanna eat because im nauseous" its so annoying and softlocks my character
Podcast name implies they're talking about earthquake (earth is crying) but the transcript is talking about coffee (person b shaming person a because they always want coffee). Ive no clue what this episode is about
January 28, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Podcast name implies they're talking about earthquake (earth is crying) but the transcript is talking about coffee (person b shaming person a because they always want coffee). Ive no clue what this episode is about
How do you scratch your head with a bandana without ruining it? (Im wearing it biker style as it the only one that dont make me look stupid)
January 28, 2026 at 5:46 PM
How do you scratch your head with a bandana without ruining it? (Im wearing it biker style as it the only one that dont make me look stupid)
My roommates cat is adorable but im never nonchalant and she comes in my room at the worst timing so because i dont care the cat wants me around me (but will run from my roommates boyfriend who does want her)
January 28, 2026 at 5:45 PM
My roommates cat is adorable but im never nonchalant and she comes in my room at the worst timing so because i dont care the cat wants me around me (but will run from my roommates boyfriend who does want her)
How in the actual fuck is there mold on my expensive jacket! I know i dont wear it often but wtf. If i take it out the wardrobe more mold will find it (everything else in my wardrobe is fine)
January 28, 2026 at 5:42 PM
How in the actual fuck is there mold on my expensive jacket! I know i dont wear it often but wtf. If i take it out the wardrobe more mold will find it (everything else in my wardrobe is fine)
I found a bandana in my things so now i can tell if i look stupid or cool
January 28, 2026 at 5:39 PM
I found a bandana in my things so now i can tell if i look stupid or cool
Roommatss cat got in my room again and i didnt want them in my bag so i zipped it and now she REALLY wants that bag 😭
January 28, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Roommatss cat got in my room again and i didnt want them in my bag so i zipped it and now she REALLY wants that bag 😭
Roommate is vaccuming and ive never noticed that the vaccum wheezes when in use
January 28, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Roommate is vaccuming and ive never noticed that the vaccum wheezes when in use
Not that i can afford to do this but i went through all my bottom-clothes (including dirty ones) to figure out how many i actually have as it always seems like i dont have a lot. I own 4 trousers that actually fit me, the rest are either shorts (some of which dont fit) or trousers that are too small
January 28, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Not that i can afford to do this but i went through all my bottom-clothes (including dirty ones) to figure out how many i actually have as it always seems like i dont have a lot. I own 4 trousers that actually fit me, the rest are either shorts (some of which dont fit) or trousers that are too small
I mean abusive parents are abusive parents. I'm a man but any traits i share with either parent makes me uncomfortable and I dread turning out like either or them
January 28, 2026 at 3:37 PM
I mean abusive parents are abusive parents. I'm a man but any traits i share with either parent makes me uncomfortable and I dread turning out like either or them
Reposted by Theodore
Do I look like I want to talk to you?
January 28, 2026 at 9:00 AM
Do I look like I want to talk to you?
Facebook are now trying to charge a monthly subscription to remove ads. I have an ad blocker so havent seen ads on that wesbite in a long time
January 28, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Facebook are now trying to charge a monthly subscription to remove ads. I have an ad blocker so havent seen ads on that wesbite in a long time
January 27, 2026 at 11:56 PM