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Trick or Theo (as I'm a treat)

@mianbaoppang.bsky.social

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I'm the only intented audience for my humour, Everyone else just happens to be there (Sonic, SF9, Motercycles, SAW, OXventure) Polygot: 🇬🇧🇰🇷🇮🇹🇲🇫🤙🏳️‍🌈

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Trick or Theo (as I'm a treat) @mianbaoppang.bsky.social · Apr 12

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Oblivion Loading Screens @oblivionloading.bsky.social · 21h

You found Spirit Halloween’s Off-Season Storage Warehouse.
#TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

A screenshot of The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion, of the player looking at a torch-lit cave with dozens of simple wooden coffins stacked up tall with a few small storage burlap sacks spread around. There are stalagmites and stalactites all around.

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Trick or Theo (as I'm a treat) @mianbaoppang.bsky.social · 18h

I gave my kid a wooden sword and she started using on the mannequin. I didn't adopt her she is literally my child

Trick or Theo (as I'm a treat) @mianbaoppang.bsky.social · 18h

Nevermind i tried it again and did it only losing 2 additional lockpicks

Trick or Theo (as I'm a treat) @mianbaoppang.bsky.social · 18h

I'm close to getting the skeleton key in Skyrim so I'm posting this so i go back to Mercer's house and get the weapon locked behind an expert case as im gonna run out of lockpicks if i try now

Trick or Theo (as I'm a treat) @mianbaoppang.bsky.social · 19h

12 minutes ago! Id be out if i went straight in. What have i spent the last 12 minutes doing?

Trick or Theo (as I'm a treat) @mianbaoppang.bsky.social · 20h

Rant over, Im stinky so gonna go shower

Trick or Theo (as I'm a treat) @mianbaoppang.bsky.social · 19h

Perfect vision and perfect hearing people dont realise how good they have it

Trick or Theo (as I'm a treat) @mianbaoppang.bsky.social · 19h

I want to prop my phone up and watch a video in the shower but i can't see without my glasses and i cant hear without my subtitles (which i can't read without glasses) or without ha

Trick or Theo (as I'm a treat) @mianbaoppang.bsky.social · 20h

Then put pj on that expose my ankles (i will have fluffy socks covering them). I cant stretch in the hoodie im currently wearing as it goes up to the top of my stomach as it was already small and ive gained weight

Trick or Theo (as I'm a treat) @mianbaoppang.bsky.social · 20h

Rant over, Im stinky so gonna go shower

Trick or Theo (as I'm a treat) @mianbaoppang.bsky.social · 20h

This woman is about 5ft and likely underweight (or close to, i have been trying to trick her into eating more due to her age) meanwhile I'm on the higher end of average and at least 6inches taller than her (and a man therefore have different fat/muscle distribution)

Trick or Theo (as I'm a treat) @mianbaoppang.bsky.social · 20h

Ive even had one person (quite violently in public) grab my shirt to see what size i am and then exclaim that I'm 2 or 3 sizes smaller than what im currently wearing. Her logic is "You weigh a lot more than me, Are a lot taller than i am and is a different gender so i assume we're the same size"

Trick or Theo (as I'm a treat) @mianbaoppang.bsky.social · 20h

I'm too poor to afford a new wardrobe and I know asking for new clothes is a bad idea as then ill have more clothes that are too small as why would i lie about what size i am?

Trick or Theo (as I'm a treat) @mianbaoppang.bsky.social · 20h

I make a conscious effort to wear it once around them and unless i can stretch it with my knees never wear it again, ive gained weight over the years so even the stuff I could stretch and have managed to stretch dont fit me at all. I need a new wardrobe as over half of it is too small

Trick or Theo (as I'm a treat) @mianbaoppang.bsky.social · 20h

Gonna get thin clothes that's too small (as they think I'm lying about what size i am for some reason) then be called ungrateful in a few months as they never see me wearing it as its too small

Trick or Theo (as I'm a treat) @mianbaoppang.bsky.social · 20h

Its also not like their blind or being stupid as my abuser said she wanted to burn one of my green hoodies as I'm always wearing it (which is apparently a normal thing to say)

Trick or Theo (as I'm a treat) @mianbaoppang.bsky.social · 20h

People who say they know me better than i know myself: You're so hard to buy (presents) for

I live in green hoodies and like sonic the hedgehog. You can buy me a new green hoodie or something sonic related and I'm happy

Trick or Theo (as I'm a treat) @mianbaoppang.bsky.social · 21h

오늘은 단어 3개 배워던

물감
워라벨 (속어)
두부 외상

Trick or Theo (as I'm a treat) @mianbaoppang.bsky.social · 21h

bsky.app/profile/mian...

Trick or Theo (as I'm a treat) @mianbaoppang.bsky.social · 21h

Doing the weekly challenge 2 days late and yet its so easy (its learn 5 new words, i learnt 3 in Korean today)

Trick or Theo (as I'm a treat) @mianbaoppang.bsky.social · 1d

Saw a news article the other day that esentionally said "Don't want to do the most fun core exercises, Dont worry as these 6 exercises will also give you a 6-pack so you dont have to do the most fun core exercise"

Trick or Theo (as I'm a treat) @mianbaoppang.bsky.social · 1d

Fucking tune! (The chorus just kicked in 🥰😭)

Trick or Theo (as I'm a treat) @mianbaoppang.bsky.social · 1d

I saw them in the thumbnail so had to click it!

Trick or Theo (as I'm a treat) @mianbaoppang.bsky.social · 1d

I KID YOU NOT!

Trick or Theo (as I'm a treat) @mianbaoppang.bsky.social · 1d

Could barley talk and was likely close to hyperthermia. I had to do this weekly so experienced this about 5 times (had night classes)