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not one post for months
but then suddenly there are
all the posts at once
but then suddenly there are
all the posts at once
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U.S. Military Carries Out Strike On Scuffy The Tugboat https://theonion.com/u-s-military-carries-out-strike-on-scuffy-the-tugboat/
December 1, 2025 at 5:30 PM
U.S. Military Carries Out Strike On Scuffy The Tugboat https://theonion.com/u-s-military-carries-out-strike-on-scuffy-the-tugboat/
Throw back to when I carved the ugliest pumpkin conceivable and started crying because it was so dumb
December 1, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Throw back to when I carved the ugliest pumpkin conceivable and started crying because it was so dumb
It’s seasonal depression (-_-;)
Does anyone else think everything just feels… off? Like I don’t know if it’s the time change or the weather but this October-November just feels different.
December 1, 2025 at 3:44 AM
It’s seasonal depression (-_-;)
Cranberry sauce really has one moment a year to do its thing and consistently fucking kills it
December 1, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Cranberry sauce really has one moment a year to do its thing and consistently fucking kills it
A woman’s notes app reveals her true soul
December 1, 2025 at 3:11 AM
A woman’s notes app reveals her true soul
I don’t know why I thought giving a whipped cream cup to the Whipped Cream Fiend would go any differently
December 1, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I don’t know why I thought giving a whipped cream cup to the Whipped Cream Fiend would go any differently
No branding. No words. You know what this is
December 1, 2025 at 2:57 AM
No branding. No words. You know what this is
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November 29, 2025 at 9:42 PM
White girl named Mia Burns call me a firecracker
November 29, 2025 at 4:32 PM
White girl named Mia Burns call me a firecracker
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idk who needs to hear this but the President of the United States of America is APPEALING a judges order forcing him to fully fund SNAP.
Yes — DJT is appealing a ruling telling him to NOT starve his own people. Let that simmer.
Yes — DJT is appealing a ruling telling him to NOT starve his own people. Let that simmer.
November 7, 2025 at 3:32 PM
idk who needs to hear this but the President of the United States of America is APPEALING a judges order forcing him to fully fund SNAP.
Yes — DJT is appealing a ruling telling him to NOT starve his own people. Let that simmer.
Yes — DJT is appealing a ruling telling him to NOT starve his own people. Let that simmer.
Does anyone else think everything just feels… off? Like I don’t know if it’s the time change or the weather but this October-November just feels different.
November 9, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Does anyone else think everything just feels… off? Like I don’t know if it’s the time change or the weather but this October-November just feels different.
My mom compiled all of my childhood video tapes into YouTube videos for me to show at the birthday party I didn’t have so can someone remind me next year that those exist 🥲
November 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
My mom compiled all of my childhood video tapes into YouTube videos for me to show at the birthday party I didn’t have so can someone remind me next year that those exist 🥲
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Are these hats coming to Etsy in time for Thanksgiving?
November 5, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Are these hats coming to Etsy in time for Thanksgiving?
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They LITERALLY campaigned on making children go hungry as a political statement and they can't figure out why they lost.
November 5, 2025 at 2:49 PM
They LITERALLY campaigned on making children go hungry as a political statement and they can't figure out why they lost.
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PA Supreme Court retains its 5-2 democratic majority! HELL FUCKIN YEAH!
November 5, 2025 at 1:49 AM
PA Supreme Court retains its 5-2 democratic majority! HELL FUCKIN YEAH!
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Ordered my friends House MD tapestries for our new house and I’m crying over how they were folded on arrival
November 5, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Ordered my friends House MD tapestries for our new house and I’m crying over how they were folded on arrival
Having sisters is like being diplomatic with 4 micro-nations that share borders, constantly on the brink of going to war with each other and are only saved by last minute pro bono alliances. And they hate you.
Having a brother is like having a stray cat you occasionally see that brings you a mouse.
Having a brother is like having a stray cat you occasionally see that brings you a mouse.
November 5, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Having sisters is like being diplomatic with 4 micro-nations that share borders, constantly on the brink of going to war with each other and are only saved by last minute pro bono alliances. And they hate you.
Having a brother is like having a stray cat you occasionally see that brings you a mouse.
Having a brother is like having a stray cat you occasionally see that brings you a mouse.
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Is this how sports people feel watching Sportsball
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Is this how sports people feel watching Sportsball
Also what was up with me wearing a Steelers jersey in a Bills town. I really didn’t get beat up as much as I probably should have.
I need to know what possibly could have possessed me in 8th grade to wear a Dump Trump hat to school every day for a year while living in the reddest upstate New York farm town conceivable. I need that kind of confidence now.
November 5, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Also what was up with me wearing a Steelers jersey in a Bills town. I really didn’t get beat up as much as I probably should have.
Doctors office: friendly reminder that you have an appointment tomorrow. it’s at 8am. est. don’t forget. please confirm. please confirm again. actually we are going to call you too. fill out these forms again. 8am.
Doctors office: hey we need to reschedule your appointment for two months from now
Doctors office: hey we need to reschedule your appointment for two months from now
November 5, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Doctors office: friendly reminder that you have an appointment tomorrow. it’s at 8am. est. don’t forget. please confirm. please confirm again. actually we are going to call you too. fill out these forms again. 8am.
Doctors office: hey we need to reschedule your appointment for two months from now
Doctors office: hey we need to reschedule your appointment for two months from now
Double Mia October birthday recap
November 5, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Double Mia October birthday recap
I need to know what possibly could have possessed me in 8th grade to wear a Dump Trump hat to school every day for a year while living in the reddest upstate New York farm town conceivable. I need that kind of confidence now.
November 5, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I need to know what possibly could have possessed me in 8th grade to wear a Dump Trump hat to school every day for a year while living in the reddest upstate New York farm town conceivable. I need that kind of confidence now.
Me in Corfu New York on November 5th 2016: This world is irreparable and evil will always win and there is nothing redeemable about our species. Corruption and wealth will overcome morals and virtue, the suffering will never cease.
Me in Pittsburgh Pennsylvania on November 5th 2025: 🙂 Cool mayor 🥳
Me in Pittsburgh Pennsylvania on November 5th 2025: 🙂 Cool mayor 🥳
November 5, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Me in Corfu New York on November 5th 2016: This world is irreparable and evil will always win and there is nothing redeemable about our species. Corruption and wealth will overcome morals and virtue, the suffering will never cease.
Me in Pittsburgh Pennsylvania on November 5th 2025: 🙂 Cool mayor 🥳
Me in Pittsburgh Pennsylvania on November 5th 2025: 🙂 Cool mayor 🥳
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Mother's Little Angel Just Made Fun Of Classmate's Weight For 30 Straight Minutes https://theonion.com/mothers-little-angel-just-made-fun-of-classmates-weight-1819573082/
November 5, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Mother's Little Angel Just Made Fun Of Classmate's Weight For 30 Straight Minutes https://theonion.com/mothers-little-angel-just-made-fun-of-classmates-weight-1819573082/