Misty Sparkle The Underhamster
@mialynneb.bsky.social
Living in the clownshoe state of Indiana. Xennial. If you're looking at my bio, check out the background pic. Oily velcro. IT/Poli Sci/IR -former Public Ed of 17 years. Coffee waster. I have a cat that brings me socks.
Well shit. That was fast.
November 30, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Well shit. That was fast.
I just reported him and his lists. He must be going through your followers or down a thread adding people.
November 30, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I just reported him and his lists. He must be going through your followers or down a thread adding people.
Hubs left for the gym, so Herbie's now trying to turn me into a skin suit. He's started to become a mommy's boy, but that man leaving sends him to the dark place.
November 30, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Hubs left for the gym, so Herbie's now trying to turn me into a skin suit. He's started to become a mommy's boy, but that man leaving sends him to the dark place.
1. Hubs messaged me and said, "Hey ADHD ass, you forgot your coffee."
2. Sir, stop making a gd mess of my stove with your breakfast shenanigans. But also, thank you for the reminder😂
2. Sir, stop making a gd mess of my stove with your breakfast shenanigans. But also, thank you for the reminder😂
November 30, 2025 at 2:38 PM
1. Hubs messaged me and said, "Hey ADHD ass, you forgot your coffee."
2. Sir, stop making a gd mess of my stove with your breakfast shenanigans. But also, thank you for the reminder😂
2. Sir, stop making a gd mess of my stove with your breakfast shenanigans. But also, thank you for the reminder😂
I'm white trashing it in the garage with the boys. I woke up around 1:30 and cannot fall back asleep, and don't want to wake the hubs. I'm under two electric blankets wasting coffee, and the boys are all snuggled under their blankets and passed out.
November 30, 2025 at 8:29 AM
I'm white trashing it in the garage with the boys. I woke up around 1:30 and cannot fall back asleep, and don't want to wake the hubs. I'm under two electric blankets wasting coffee, and the boys are all snuggled under their blankets and passed out.
"I walked on your face!" always makes me laugh.
November 30, 2025 at 7:07 AM
"I walked on your face!" always makes me laugh.
Just mess. Donny said INDOT was out at 1am salting, but not much you can do if it's coming down like that and people driving like morons.
November 29, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Just mess. Donny said INDOT was out at 1am salting, but not much you can do if it's coming down like that and people driving like morons.
Watching the radar has been hilarious. I know our local news meteorologists are having a field day about the I-70 corridor😂
November 29, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Watching the radar has been hilarious. I know our local news meteorologists are having a field day about the I-70 corridor😂
Okay, this is very funny to me😂
November 29, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Okay, this is very funny to me😂
Ooooooh, someone's doing the target-a-roo!
November 29, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Ooooooh, someone's doing the target-a-roo!
At least you're laughing🥳😂
November 29, 2025 at 8:41 PM
At least you're laughing🥳😂
Also, wtf does this mean?🤨
November 29, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Also, wtf does this mean?🤨
When my nephew blocked me on FB after I read him for filth, that was a funny day. He tried to come at me sideways, and I don't give three doodle dicks who you are, I'll go straight to hell😂 My brother messaging me like:
November 29, 2025 at 4:30 PM
When my nephew blocked me on FB after I read him for filth, that was a funny day. He tried to come at me sideways, and I don't give three doodle dicks who you are, I'll go straight to hell😂 My brother messaging me like:
Look at that I-70 corridor doing it's thing. I think we're going to get whacked this afternoon though.
November 29, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Look at that I-70 corridor doing it's thing. I think we're going to get whacked this afternoon though.
Truth hurts, ya grifting antisemitic douche whistle.
November 29, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Truth hurts, ya grifting antisemitic douche whistle.
I was too tired last night, so the turkey stock sat in in the fridge all night with all the goodness marinating. I strained it, and now we have 10am gravy🥳
November 29, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I was too tired last night, so the turkey stock sat in in the fridge all night with all the goodness marinating. I strained it, and now we have 10am gravy🥳
Ope, I'm going to the bad place. According to the comments, right when they went to light the circle, the news station went to a commercial😂
November 29, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Ope, I'm going to the bad place. According to the comments, right when they went to light the circle, the news station went to a commercial😂
Ahhhh fuuuuuck. I'm gonna wake up to happy fun snow time.
November 29, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Ahhhh fuuuuuck. I'm gonna wake up to happy fun snow time.
Hubs got home about 45 minutes ago and I can't fall back asleep. I woke up around 1 and got the anxieties he wasn't home yet, and my brain went right to worst case scenario and started panicking. He's currently smashing the turkey I made, so yeehaw for that! The herbs got a little charred😂
November 29, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Hubs got home about 45 minutes ago and I can't fall back asleep. I woke up around 1 and got the anxieties he wasn't home yet, and my brain went right to worst case scenario and started panicking. He's currently smashing the turkey I made, so yeehaw for that! The herbs got a little charred😂
15 minutes before I need to take the turkey out of the oven; and I’m doing to do a quick shower and wardrobe change.
November 29, 2025 at 12:57 AM
15 minutes before I need to take the turkey out of the oven; and I’m doing to do a quick shower and wardrobe change.
My former coworker that has a PhD in Psych called my ass out the first day she met me. "What a lovely ADHD buffet you have," with my 4 drinks on my desk. Your brain just does the Spongebob meme, and refuses to move, so you shut down. It's ass.
November 28, 2025 at 11:53 PM
My former coworker that has a PhD in Psych called my ass out the first day she met me. "What a lovely ADHD buffet you have," with my 4 drinks on my desk. Your brain just does the Spongebob meme, and refuses to move, so you shut down. It's ass.
Ope, well that did it to get me out of my asshole headspace and go on a cleaning extravaganza. Hubs and I going to be in the house for happy fun Arctic Blast time.
November 28, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Ope, well that did it to get me out of my asshole headspace and go on a cleaning extravaganza. Hubs and I going to be in the house for happy fun Arctic Blast time.
The first event we went to when I moved here in '06 was a town council meeting. That woman does not play😂
November 28, 2025 at 10:34 PM
The first event we went to when I moved here in '06 was a town council meeting. That woman does not play😂