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Michael H. Weber
@mhweber.bsky.social
screenwriter of your least favorite ex’s favorite movies https://m.imdb.com/name/nm2352210/

reading, napping, kvetching…

lifelong NYer with generational ❤️ for all things Philly
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December 1, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Released the same day as Avatar. 16 years later, equally forgettable.
November 30, 2025 at 10:43 PM
“We now have a situation where this tale of adolescent bonding, which is meant to cover a span of roughly four years, now stars a bunch of actors who seem a lot closer to figuring out their 401K contribution than they do to the seventh grade classrooms from Season One.”
November 27, 2025 at 12:49 PM
post a famous bathroom scene
November 26, 2025 at 12:41 AM
November 18, 2025 at 4:37 AM
November 8, 2025 at 12:38 AM
evergreen
November 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
go birds 1960
October 26, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Focus hired Candace Owens to promote Bugonia?
October 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
October 22, 2025 at 6:40 PM
‘25-26 Sixers:
October 22, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I want both of you to know I not only genuinely love Cop And A Half, I won this backpack at auction a few years ago.
October 22, 2025 at 3:40 AM
October 19, 2025 at 11:17 PM
This novel is extraordinary!
October 14, 2025 at 5:25 PM
if you love The Long Ships, then I strongly recommend: Josephus by Lion Feuchtwanger (also published as The War of the Jews, which is more available)
October 11, 2025 at 3:36 PM
He would’ve accepted an invite to Riyadh, demanded payment upfront, then said something wildly offensive inside of 15 seconds.
September 30, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I can’t believe Kaleb Horton is gone…

His life wasn’t long enough. Not even close. But in the time he was here, in all the countless hours he spent writing — for which he was criminally under-compensated — he never typed a single line of bullshit.

You did it, my friend.
September 27, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Have you read the book? It’s a riot. Every page is as good as that excerpt.
September 25, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Share your favorite black and white movie
September 24, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I'm obsessed with this novel (published by @semiotexte.bsky.social)
September 24, 2025 at 1:43 PM
uh oh
September 22, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Robert Redford had integrity.
September 20, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Cats (2019)
September 19, 2025 at 7:56 PM
rewatched — still outstanding
September 19, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Everything is the hurricane sharpie map now.
September 17, 2025 at 6:35 PM