I can barely begin to describe the utter horror on my children's faces when they heard the specs on the computer Crow was using to try and access "THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY!"

If it's any consolation, for me it's a reflection of something I often do IRL, which is beginning a sentence with a sorta Christopher Lambert-esque chuckle I'm only vaguely self-aware of sometimes.

At least "lol" is quicker? 😉

Here's a couple hints.

Your ratio and this:

You make every day brighter for me; have a wonderful holiday!

YEAH? Well... unpopular opinion about your unpopular opinion:

That's one thousand percent okay; people like what they like, and if you don't like post-Disney Purchase content, that's totally chill in MY opinion.

...

I am bad at arguing online. 🤷

Call an exorcist...

*whips out cross, silver dagger, and holy water*

...BUT NOT FOR ME!

Maaaaaan... I'm a little bit embarassed by the amount of money I would pay to have that Tiny Jester Crow scepter...