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Tom Servo Is My Spirit Bot @mhael.bsky.social · 1h

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Tom Servo Is My Spirit Bot @mhael.bsky.social · 1h

"Ambashador Sharek... I jusht want you to be aware that... well, thish may be a delicate shubject, but - as a DOWD - I am aware that human beings don't have quite the shame life shpan as Vulcans do.

That being shaid, if you're ever in the market for a new companion, posht-Amanda... I can ashisht."

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Tom Servo Is My Spirit Bot @mhael.bsky.social · 1h

TL;DR: yeah, you did some evil shit back then. You WERE a Bad Person.

Are you now? Seems like the jury might still be out, since you're frantically trying to convince everyone that NOTHING Mini-Reagans believed was evil, simply because you didn't scream "God hates F-gs!" when you did.

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Tom Servo Is My Spirit Bot @mhael.bsky.social · 1h

Not glaring, in-your-face evil. Not the murdered someone or rounded up an entire apartment building in the dead of night evil.

The kind of evil where you listen to Brent from Accounting bitch about how HIS taxes are going to pay for THOSE people, and you nod along because he makes great pies.

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Tom Servo Is My Spirit Bot @mhael.bsky.social · 1h

If you believed in that trickle-down, not taxing the rich bs, that people never need help and wouldn't deserve YOUR MONEY even if they did, and that the govt is by definition incapable of helping anyone do anything (like develop a vaccine for AIDS, for ex.) - ya know... a REAGANITE - yeah. Evil.

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Tom Servo Is My Spirit Bot @mhael.bsky.social · 1h

And YES, ACTUALLY, that stuff IS evil. Is it serial killer evil, gas chamber evil, Klan evil? No.

Is it turning a blind eye to the trampling - AT BEST - of the less fortunate, of treating greed as good, of putting MONEY over PEOPLE? THAT kind of evil? YES.

Shouting that it wasn't is DENIAL.

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Tom Servo Is My Spirit Bot @mhael.bsky.social · 1h

OH MY GOD, will you turn off the "But what about ME??" pity shrieking?

I GET what you're saying, YOU weren't a Nazi, the people you HUNG OUT with weren't Nazis. Selfish, myopic, self-absorbed, and lacking in empathy, yeah, I'd bet money on THAT one, but not Nazis.

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Tom Servo Is My Spirit Bot @mhael.bsky.social · 3h

The fuck? O.o

I tried to re-post this with a picture of my own choice, but... they're gone. ALL of them. Even the ones *I* took with SWIMW!

It's as if someone... somewhere... eliminated all... couples pics... everywhere.

#NoOneFucksWithTheUx
#GreatestTrek
(😬Am I still allowed to use that?)

Malcolm Wood @woodmally1979.bsky.social · 5h

relationship goals. And remember love is.... wiping out the Hushnock and recreating your loved ones.

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Tom Servo Is My Spirit Bot @mhael.bsky.social · 6h

I was gonna go with "the love child of Guy Gardner and Brett Favre," but I like yours better. 😆

Tom Servo Is My Spirit Bot @mhael.bsky.social · 12h

I also hesitate to label a pantry stable like "basic ass coffee" as a *luxury.* That thinking leads to "Obama phone" myths.

What's next that becomes unaffordable but we shit on people for wanting even though it's technically "bad?" Milk? Sugar? Crackers? (The food kind, not the WASP kind) Candy?

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Tom Servo Is My Spirit Bot @mhael.bsky.social · 12h

To be fair, there's a big difference between coffee meaning "a latte at [Insert Coffee House]" and coffee from a fucking tin of Folgers that used to be affordable, and has been for generations, but now isn't because of these fools.

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Tom Servo Is My Spirit Bot @mhael.bsky.social · 16h

But I DO know a few people who do and might get a chuckle, @celticdragon1.bsky.social being one of them! 😉

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Tom Servo Is My Spirit Bot @mhael.bsky.social · 16h

*blinks*

"Yeah, I don't know what any of that means."

HISHE Superman looking confused at some weird bullshit that HISHE Batman just tried to sell him, and saying, "Yeah, I don't know what any of that means..."

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Tom Servo Is My Spirit Bot @mhael.bsky.social · 18h

Hey, I did say I was scrollin.' It's not like I saw you and went, "WTF, Pam Bondi??" 😉

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Tom Servo Is My Spirit Bot @mhael.bsky.social · 22h

Yaaaaay! I know stuff like that won't *fix* things, per se, but... I know from experience it helps patch the tires a bit. 😉

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Tom Servo Is My Spirit Bot @mhael.bsky.social · 22h

“I was shocked and disgusted to learn...

You're lying or stupid.

...about the racist, anti-Semitic, and misogynistic comments...”

That's 99% of the GOP, dude.

“This behavior is indefensible and has no place in our party...

It LIVES in your party.

"...or anywhere in public life.”

Correct.

Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 23h

POLITICO: “.. They referred to Black people as monkeys and ‘the watermelon people’ and mused about putting their political opponents in gas chambers. They talked about raping their enemies .. and lauded Republicans who they believed support slavery.

@politico.com
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

Tom Servo Is My Spirit Bot @mhael.bsky.social · 23h

I got real excited when you followed me back, `cause you're cool af; is that anything?

Uhhhh... I also have... *rummage rummage rummage* one sec... a cute kitty on a pillow throne!

Does this help?

Orange snd white tabby snoozing on pillows.

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Tom Servo Is My Spirit Bot @mhael.bsky.social · 23h

Holy fucking shit, Void, until I looked at the username I legit thought that was a random picture of Katee Sackhoff somebody posted.

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Tom Servo Is My Spirit Bot @mhael.bsky.social · 1d

In fairness, I know a guy named Jeff, and while I could ask his assistance in a variety of things, if @jeffeweisen.bsky.social entered the battlefield on my behalf... well... you best be steppin' back.

leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 1d

mtg in 1997: this card is selenia, a guardian angel from the heavenly realm of serra. twisted by the phyrexians, she drove crovax of urborg insane with unrequited love

mtg in 2025: this card is spongebob. from spongebob squarepants

mtg in 2035: we ran out of ideas. this card is your coworker jeff

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Tom Servo Is My Spirit Bot @mhael.bsky.social · 1d

I started around The Dark and went up through Visions. Gave away allllll my cards a few years ago to a friend of a friend who lost all his cards in a fire.

Wish I could've seen his face when he found Lim-Dul's Vault and the OG Jester's Cap and Jester's Mask. 😁

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Tom Servo Is My Spirit Bot @mhael.bsky.social · 1d

Banger ep, if not quite as great as her intro episode, "The House of Quark."

Nevertheless, it's never a bad day to die for Grilka. 😍

TrekMovie.com @trekmovie.bsky.social · 1d

OTD, the #StarTrekDS9 episode "Looking for par'Mach in All the Wrong Places" premieres, featuring the return of Grilka, Quark's ex-wife, described by Worf as "glorious." The episode was written by Ron Moore and directed by Andrew Robinson (Garak).

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Tom Servo Is My Spirit Bot @mhael.bsky.social · 1d

What's cool is they just released a sequel to it called, "Harry Potter and the Books That Can Return to the Library Book Shelf If You Take Them From Back of the Overstuffed Game Room Closet YOURSELF and Return Them to the Downstairs Bookshelf, but You'll Need to Make Room For Them Now."

Rated P/A

Tom Servo Is My Spirit Bot @mhael.bsky.social · 1d

Wait, I thought this one was called, "Harry Potter and the Continuing Tug-of-War Between SWIMW and Myself Over Whether The Books Should Be Placed In Our Bookshelf BECAUSE WE HAVE A TRANS KID, IT BOTHERS HER THAT WE STILL SHELVE THEM, AND YOU NEVER READ THEM ANYWAY, FFS, HONEY!"’

The SoL-Mates Podcast @solmatespod.bsky.social · 1d

podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...

Rifftrax Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban and Loving Your Inner Self

Podcast Episode · SoL-Mates: Love and MST3K · 10/14/2025 · 1h 51m

podcasts.apple.com

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Tom Servo Is My Spirit Bot @mhael.bsky.social · 1d

[This film has not yet been rated.]

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Tom Servo Is My Spirit Bot @mhael.bsky.social · 1d

*Slow EDM Remix of "Shiny Happy People" begins playing*

In 2026, James Wan, the visionary Horror director of "Saw," returns to tell a new tale about the old game we know.

Next summer... try to sate their starvation, but nothing can save you from:

HUNGRY, HUNGRY HIPPOS

"You'll lose your marbles."

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