“These all sound SO stupid. I can’t wait to watch all of them.”
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“These all sound SO stupid. I can’t wait to watch all of them.”
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Erm. Yup. 😅 help.
Erm. Yup. 😅 help.
Sincerest apologies to everyone on our hotel floor. People next to us on the train. Bystanders at breakfast.
I did not realize I have the LOUDEST KID IN THE WORLD.
Who is this little American and why is everyone telling me he is mine? 😵💫
Sincerest apologies to everyone on our hotel floor. People next to us on the train. Bystanders at breakfast.
I did not realize I have the LOUDEST KID IN THE WORLD.
Who is this little American and why is everyone telling me he is mine? 😵💫
Years. YEARS of saying, “no way they’re just friends!” If it walks like a duck… #911onabc #buddie
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Years. YEARS of saying, “no way they’re just friends!” If it walks like a duck… #911onabc #buddie
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If they're seizing or in a psychotic episode - you push 2 of Ativan.
One more season of Chicago Med and I'll be ready for the hippocratic oath! 🙃
If they're seizing or in a psychotic episode - you push 2 of Ativan.
One more season of Chicago Med and I'll be ready for the hippocratic oath! 🙃
#911onabc
#911onabc
6y: “Uhhhh. Not so good. Everyone is going to congratulate you.”
Me: “what?”
6y: “yeah! They’re going to say congratulations on becoming a grandma! Cause you look like a grandma!”
Why is my child roasting me?
6y: “Uhhhh. Not so good. Everyone is going to congratulate you.”
Me: “what?”
6y: “yeah! They’re going to say congratulations on becoming a grandma! Cause you look like a grandma!”
Why is my child roasting me?
Hubby: “make sure to also buy yourself musical tickets for our NYC trip!”
… that, my friends, is why we are still married almost 13 years in. 🥰
Hubby: “make sure to also buy yourself musical tickets for our NYC trip!”
… that, my friends, is why we are still married almost 13 years in. 🥰
In fact, forget I ever said anything! DON'T WATCH. I repeat: DON'T WATCH. You have been warned. #911onabc
In fact, forget I ever said anything! DON'T WATCH. I repeat: DON'T WATCH. You have been warned. #911onabc
I didn’t think I’d be emotional over a clementine
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Me: “I would hope the cats know to not go up trees.”
6y: “they don’t! How could they? There is no cat school. So they climb trees.”
Me: "err”
6y: “it’s not their fault. If there is no cat school, no one teaches them.”
Me: “I would hope the cats know to not go up trees.”
6y: “they don’t! How could they? There is no cat school. So they climb trees.”
Me: "err”
6y: “it’s not their fault. If there is no cat school, no one teaches them.”