Michael
@mfukar.bsky.social
working in software (exciting, i know) on power-efficient edge architectures. parachuting and playing music when i can't cope. a watery tart lobbed a scimitar at me once
what an absolutely confused culture
December 3, 2025 at 9:24 AM
what an absolutely confused culture
saw this and finally realised 'the wapo' wants to be 'the sun' on steroids
November 29, 2025 at 12:36 PM
saw this and finally realised 'the wapo' wants to be 'the sun' on steroids
someone's about to invent a series of bullshit toys for embryos
October 30, 2025 at 2:27 PM
someone's about to invent a series of bullshit toys for embryos
he's a ten but can't correlate abstract concepts
October 29, 2025 at 3:34 PM
he's a ten but can't correlate abstract concepts
how about this new trend in theft, eh?
October 21, 2025 at 11:09 AM
how about this new trend in theft, eh?
picking a colour scheme for the new sororitas squad seems decided
BTW i was told the "ultramarines" are like the Adepta Sororitas but all dudes, fact?
BTW i was told the "ultramarines" are like the Adepta Sororitas but all dudes, fact?
October 18, 2025 at 2:59 PM
picking a colour scheme for the new sororitas squad seems decided
BTW i was told the "ultramarines" are like the Adepta Sororitas but all dudes, fact?
BTW i was told the "ultramarines" are like the Adepta Sororitas but all dudes, fact?
ignoring type 1 errors
October 16, 2025 at 8:26 AM
ignoring type 1 errors
can't shake the feeling that fucking social media would give one the worst UTI
October 14, 2025 at 11:00 AM
can't shake the feeling that fucking social media would give one the worst UTI
cryptobros what is wrong with your site, remove the chatbot please and thank you
September 19, 2025 at 9:29 AM
cryptobros what is wrong with your site, remove the chatbot please and thank you
look at this read-nine-books motherfucker
September 4, 2025 at 2:51 PM
look at this read-nine-books motherfucker
just reinforcing the point that taking effective altruism seriously will leave you with a very special kind of brain rot
August 21, 2025 at 8:02 AM
just reinforcing the point that taking effective altruism seriously will leave you with a very special kind of brain rot
me after reading 3 emails
August 19, 2025 at 8:56 AM
me after reading 3 emails
absolutely unequivocally fuck the globetrotters
August 6, 2025 at 9:13 AM
absolutely unequivocally fuck the globetrotters
the way these systems convey info about people
like the task is to summarise Gore Vidal to appear as close as possible to DJ Vance
like the task is to summarise Gore Vidal to appear as close as possible to DJ Vance
August 5, 2025 at 2:04 PM
the way these systems convey info about people
like the task is to summarise Gore Vidal to appear as close as possible to DJ Vance
like the task is to summarise Gore Vidal to appear as close as possible to DJ Vance
after (dis)covering parallel programming earlier this year, the NYT is now so deep in the weeds of artificial intelligence they may as well be operated by a transformer
July 29, 2025 at 8:04 AM
after (dis)covering parallel programming earlier this year, the NYT is now so deep in the weeds of artificial intelligence they may as well be operated by a transformer
hell why 32 call it tf256
July 13, 2025 at 1:59 PM
hell why 32 call it tf256
LAPD switching to regular lethal ammunition after court order
July 13, 2025 at 12:12 PM
LAPD switching to regular lethal ammunition after court order
most relatable character
July 13, 2025 at 9:42 AM
most relatable character
an acquaintance of an academic called the US a "thriving, modern society" and i
June 27, 2025 at 5:59 PM
an acquaintance of an academic called the US a "thriving, modern society" and i
apropos of, oh i don't know, things, Ron Cobb's cartoon work roncobb.net/cartoons.html
June 23, 2025 at 12:16 PM
apropos of, oh i don't know, things, Ron Cobb's cartoon work roncobb.net/cartoons.html
