Michael
@mfukar.bsky.social
working in software (exciting, i know) on power-efficient edge architectures. parachuting and playing music when i can't cope. a watery tart lobbed a scimitar at me once
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anyway, the beatles were a boy band
December 18, 2025 at 9:21 PM
anyway, the beatles were a boy band
did he call the hunger games a masterpiece?
he called the hunger games a masterpiece
why? why would someone do that?
he called the hunger games a masterpiece
why? why would someone do that?
December 18, 2025 at 9:06 PM
did he call the hunger games a masterpiece?
he called the hunger games a masterpiece
why? why would someone do that?
he called the hunger games a masterpiece
why? why would someone do that?
Hello! I am Chief Marshal of Artillery Mitrofan Ivanovich Nedelin, and this is Jackass!
December 18, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Hello! I am Chief Marshal of Artillery Mitrofan Ivanovich Nedelin, and this is Jackass!
i'm so old, i saw the royal marines band service perform a Prodigy medley youtu.be/FJBdGTN56rU?...
The Prodigy Medley | The Bands of HM Royal Marines
YouTube video by The Bands of HM Royal Marines
youtu.be
December 17, 2025 at 12:38 AM
i'm so old, i saw the royal marines band service perform a Prodigy medley youtu.be/FJBdGTN56rU?...
Reposted by Michael
"We built the torment nexus to warn about the ethical implications of building the torment nexus."
— these assholes, every single time.
("gift" link)
— these assholes, every single time.
("gift" link)
Why Stanford Researchers Tried to Create a ‘Gaydar’ Machine (Published 2017)
www.nytimes.com
December 12, 2025 at 3:01 AM
"We built the torment nexus to warn about the ethical implications of building the torment nexus."
— these assholes, every single time.
("gift" link)
— these assholes, every single time.
("gift" link)
you would think finding a team lead with the charisma of gravel and the passion of a soggy leaf would be a difficult task but no
December 11, 2025 at 3:09 PM
you would think finding a team lead with the charisma of gravel and the passion of a soggy leaf would be a difficult task but no
today in the "Discover" feed: people posting their medical histories
December 11, 2025 at 10:39 AM
today in the "Discover" feed: people posting their medical histories
imagine spending 20 million euros on ansible playbooks
December 9, 2025 at 12:06 PM
imagine spending 20 million euros on ansible playbooks
guys, three "all hands" meetings in a working week are a sign of a healthy work environment, right?
December 8, 2025 at 2:12 PM
guys, three "all hands" meetings in a working week are a sign of a healthy work environment, right?
unpopular opinion: One Battle After Another is no better than its synopsis, ~500 words.
December 7, 2025 at 4:47 PM
unpopular opinion: One Battle After Another is no better than its synopsis, ~500 words.
americans be like "our sheriff is in jail for witness intimidation" while trying to discuss eu politics
December 7, 2025 at 8:56 AM
americans be like "our sheriff is in jail for witness intimidation" while trying to discuss eu politics
they actually gave him a peace prize, imagine how constant the whining was
December 5, 2025 at 6:04 PM
they actually gave him a peace prize, imagine how constant the whining was
it's the fifth of december and every one of you is thirsting for the end of the world, i mean year
December 5, 2025 at 7:46 AM
it's the fifth of december and every one of you is thirsting for the end of the world, i mean year
what an absolutely confused culture
December 3, 2025 at 9:24 AM
what an absolutely confused culture
just had a sip of an espresso that tasted like corn juice, i'm not even going to ask what it is, just keeping this one for myself
December 3, 2025 at 8:31 AM
just had a sip of an espresso that tasted like corn juice, i'm not even going to ask what it is, just keeping this one for myself
saw this and finally realised 'the wapo' wants to be 'the sun' on steroids
November 29, 2025 at 12:36 PM
saw this and finally realised 'the wapo' wants to be 'the sun' on steroids
i'd love to meet the team of people who had the thought "you know what a phone needs? a subwoofer"
i wouldn't even be bringing any weapons
i wouldn't even be bringing any weapons
November 27, 2025 at 8:19 AM
i'd love to meet the team of people who had the thought "you know what a phone needs? a subwoofer"
i wouldn't even be bringing any weapons
i wouldn't even be bringing any weapons
i don't understand people who go camping outside of summer. what are you doing, chopping trees? collecting lichen as dyes? is there no other way you wish to get wet? what is it?
November 26, 2025 at 2:01 PM
i don't understand people who go camping outside of summer. what are you doing, chopping trees? collecting lichen as dyes? is there no other way you wish to get wet? what is it?
TIL there's people who watch movie credits, and NOT to find out if their friends in the film industry are getting any recognition
November 26, 2025 at 1:55 PM
TIL there's people who watch movie credits, and NOT to find out if their friends in the film industry are getting any recognition
he's a 10 but goes on bluesky to say people emailing him is NOT OK
November 21, 2025 at 7:47 AM
he's a 10 but goes on bluesky to say people emailing him is NOT OK
most days i honestly wish i was stupider
November 17, 2025 at 1:04 PM
most days i honestly wish i was stupider
what are the two-party politics of the group of people who can destroy the 7 billions rest of us if they get a whiff of hydrocarbon under our feet?
"define a woman" vs "define a child"
"define a woman" vs "define a child"
November 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
what are the two-party politics of the group of people who can destroy the 7 billions rest of us if they get a whiff of hydrocarbon under our feet?
"define a woman" vs "define a child"
"define a woman" vs "define a child"
boss has been spending the last hour trying to (very meekly, to be clear) justify the existence of various people in the team and he's not even trying to make it look like I was mentioned
November 12, 2025 at 1:47 PM
boss has been spending the last hour trying to (very meekly, to be clear) justify the existence of various people in the team and he's not even trying to make it look like I was mentioned
new youtube history, i have to be EXTREMELY careful of the first thing i search for
October 31, 2025 at 10:35 AM
new youtube history, i have to be EXTREMELY careful of the first thing i search for