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Meanwhile on Bodega Cats:
November 24, 2025 at 1:19 PM
fun fact: cat bread is not just born, it is reborn.
November 23, 2025 at 1:04 AM
November 20, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Barring that, the most evangelical states might be a lost cause, but *every other red state is only red because they've been disenfranchised and gerrymandered to shit*.
November 16, 2025 at 2:22 AM
the rabbit hole of exotic snacks is unfathomably deep. for the curious: they tasted like play-doh
November 8, 2025 at 5:26 AM
October 11, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Unsolicited stick pic
October 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
It was a simpler time.
September 24, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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August 6, 2025 at 12:11 AM
after giggling for, like, 12 hours, I no longer care if that reaction is atypical
July 27, 2025 at 5:14 PM
June 21, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I'd try them. In the interest of full disclosure, my sense of snacking adventure borders on gastronomical masochism.
May 19, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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The spark Divine dwells in thee: let it grow.

Ella Wheeler Wilcox
April 22, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Written in crayon and/or delegated to his VP.
January 26, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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