“via Box Lunch”

Uh…ok

lol someone hire me

When this project hit my desk (I was working in public relations at the time) it was like the design gods were speaking directly to me. In addition to the graphics, I probably created about 90% of the overall narrative — as the saying goes, this was relevant to my interests!

GROK: Elon has the biggest, most beautiful genitalia ever experienced by god or man

ELON: (awkward chuckle) Epic.

(Busta Rhymes voice)

Oh mah gawd, yes
Oh mah gawd

Many such cases!

I guarantee Dave Kendall has played/introduced the video for this!

If this dude is gonna name check 120 Minutes, it took me less than 10 seconds to think of “Dear Prudence” — a Beatles cover that was one of Siouxsie & The Banshees’ most successful singles

I honestly think that he’s been around JD Vance for so long, Mamdani was a breath of fresh air. Better beard, too.

For extra fun, I developed cataracts and had a retina tear in my 40s. Adds a nice little veneer of terror to night driving.

Wait until she hears about mix tapes. They were made in a cauldron with a large wooden stick

🎵 Hot blooded, check it and see
Sample’s degraded, so it couldn’t be me 🎶

This is what’s bound to happen when you grow up Pampered