Wrath will always be feral, hand to Dog.
@mermaidwrath.bsky.social
Mermaid only ever on dry land by need. If I could get cake in the pool, I would be there now. She/her
Single mother who probably still gets more sex than elongated muskrats.
Single mother who probably still gets more sex than elongated muskrats.
Perhaps I should just do a full solstice rage dump and let my anger at dead ass bret go.
December 21, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Perhaps I should just do a full solstice rage dump and let my anger at dead ass bret go.
I love that if I do an online order for a certain place they always refer to me as "amoeba" and wtaf.
December 21, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I love that if I do an online order for a certain place they always refer to me as "amoeba" and wtaf.
New level of unreasonable rage unlocked: Currently raging at dead ass bret bc that motherfucker could have rationally talked me out of my tree right now and set me back on the path of being the wildly weird and demented rage filled monster I normally am but he is DEAD so fuck that dead man.
December 21, 2025 at 7:19 PM
New level of unreasonable rage unlocked: Currently raging at dead ass bret bc that motherfucker could have rationally talked me out of my tree right now and set me back on the path of being the wildly weird and demented rage filled monster I normally am but he is DEAD so fuck that dead man.
I am kind of hoping a wild animal eats my face off and that will be that. Dark thoughts win over my whole cowardly inaction.
December 20, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I am kind of hoping a wild animal eats my face off and that will be that. Dark thoughts win over my whole cowardly inaction.
I am having a terrible mental health day- just bordering on the darkest of my terrible mental health days and I want to pull out of it before I spiral into those rarest of days for me but, my friends, it is not looking good. AND bc of the cause of this current brain situation I cannot talk to any of
December 20, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I am having a terrible mental health day- just bordering on the darkest of my terrible mental health days and I want to pull out of it before I spiral into those rarest of days for me but, my friends, it is not looking good. AND bc of the cause of this current brain situation I cannot talk to any of
Apparently if you let student B have a new fuzzy blanket, a kidz bop tee shirt and then let her eat a peppermint cheesecake ball she will go hog fucking wild and walk around the room like that 1 drunk girl that shows up at every party ever thrown. (In our room that is Little Red who will stagger
December 20, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Apparently if you let student B have a new fuzzy blanket, a kidz bop tee shirt and then let her eat a peppermint cheesecake ball she will go hog fucking wild and walk around the room like that 1 drunk girl that shows up at every party ever thrown. (In our room that is Little Red who will stagger
My secret santa bought me a variety pack of margaritas. ;) *They were placed in my car so that neither of us were fired bc we can't do that shit but the room next door can literally go to a brewery during a seminar and come back more than 45 minutes late without a word being said to them.
December 20, 2025 at 2:53 AM
My secret santa bought me a variety pack of margaritas. ;) *They were placed in my car so that neither of us were fired bc we can't do that shit but the room next door can literally go to a brewery during a seminar and come back more than 45 minutes late without a word being said to them.
Teacher J, who is the expert in dealing with Caveboy said "the thing is you have to be firm with him and also willing to just toss him to the mat and rassle the living shit out of him which makes you the perfect person to work with him. It helps that you are the same size."
thankkkksss
thankkkksss
December 20, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Teacher J, who is the expert in dealing with Caveboy said "the thing is you have to be firm with him and also willing to just toss him to the mat and rassle the living shit out of him which makes you the perfect person to work with him. It helps that you are the same size."
thankkkksss
thankkkksss
Caveboy let the nurse (not the usual nurse but the sub nurse) do the random head check on him and not only did he do so without any violence, he was nearly silent during the whole process. He held my hands and just stood there and that was such a huge leap for him. But then also he ran over to
December 20, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Caveboy let the nurse (not the usual nurse but the sub nurse) do the random head check on him and not only did he do so without any violence, he was nearly silent during the whole process. He held my hands and just stood there and that was such a huge leap for him. But then also he ran over to
Our class was asked to cover lunches for the 1 next door despite the fact that there are ongoing issues still unresolved AND the fact that they were technically only missing 1 person. And hey, 3 ppl in that room had a lunch that lasted a bit more than 30 minutes. Like, a whole 32 minutes more.
December 20, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Our class was asked to cover lunches for the 1 next door despite the fact that there are ongoing issues still unresolved AND the fact that they were technically only missing 1 person. And hey, 3 ppl in that room had a lunch that lasted a bit more than 30 minutes. Like, a whole 32 minutes more.
I left my house and the temp was 36. By 10 am it was 30 and when I came back from lunch it was 22. Wheee, what a fun day we had weather wise.
December 20, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I left my house and the temp was 36. By 10 am it was 30 and when I came back from lunch it was 22. Wheee, what a fun day we had weather wise.
My floor length green velvet dress caused quite a stir especially after I announced that I was NOT Mrs. Clause but rather the reason that man only has the energy to work a single night of the year.
December 20, 2025 at 2:35 AM
My floor length green velvet dress caused quite a stir especially after I announced that I was NOT Mrs. Clause but rather the reason that man only has the energy to work a single night of the year.
Yesterday I told a kid to stop putting his finger in his depravity cavity and made Teacher B choke nearly all the way to her death.
December 20, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Yesterday I told a kid to stop putting his finger in his depravity cavity and made Teacher B choke nearly all the way to her death.
Usually stuffed to the tits with an abundance of self confidence, today I was shocked to find that part of my brain believes that we will never get laid ever again unless we lower the bar and mount an asshole that can never get out of his own fucking way. You know the one.
December 20, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Usually stuffed to the tits with an abundance of self confidence, today I was shocked to find that part of my brain believes that we will never get laid ever again unless we lower the bar and mount an asshole that can never get out of his own fucking way. You know the one.
While yes, nothing good does come from a certified letter it was not nearly as dire as my warped brain concocted for me. Bad, but you know, not dire. All that nervous farting for nothing.
December 20, 2025 at 2:31 AM
While yes, nothing good does come from a certified letter it was not nearly as dire as my warped brain concocted for me. Bad, but you know, not dire. All that nervous farting for nothing.
Our 3 kids go in to visit santa. Santa obsessed girl goes first and gets her gift. Caveboy goes second and without word nor warning he bear hugs ol' Mr. Kringle and then sits on his lap, gets his gift, smiles adorably for the camera and goes on to open said gift but then, y'all. AND THEN:
December 20, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Our 3 kids go in to visit santa. Santa obsessed girl goes first and gets her gift. Caveboy goes second and without word nor warning he bear hugs ol' Mr. Kringle and then sits on his lap, gets his gift, smiles adorably for the camera and goes on to open said gift but then, y'all. AND THEN:
Our class has 6 students. Of them only 1/2 were present on this day and 1 of those went home early leaving us with 2. Girl child passed the fuck out and it was Caveboyapolooza for the rest of the day wherein the adults in the room spent their whole day at his command (and rassled the shit out of him
December 20, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Our class has 6 students. Of them only 1/2 were present on this day and 1 of those went home early leaving us with 2. Girl child passed the fuck out and it was Caveboyapolooza for the rest of the day wherein the adults in the room spent their whole day at his command (and rassled the shit out of him
This morning's drive to work included damn near every kind of wet that could fall from the sky.
December 20, 2025 at 2:08 AM
This morning's drive to work included damn near every kind of wet that could fall from the sky.
And here I thought the worst of my problems this week were going to be over amped kids and a possum in my gym but no, a missed certified letter and hey, I can't read who it may have been from.
December 18, 2025 at 9:51 PM
And here I thought the worst of my problems this week were going to be over amped kids and a possum in my gym but no, a missed certified letter and hey, I can't read who it may have been from.
Yesterday S gave an early gift to the student she works with bc she was leaving town- Caveboy wept bitter tears bc he did not also get a gift of makeup and a unicorn purse to put it in. When he arrived today he had a small pot of "eye brightener" which the maniac carried with him everywhere.
December 18, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Yesterday S gave an early gift to the student she works with bc she was leaving town- Caveboy wept bitter tears bc he did not also get a gift of makeup and a unicorn purse to put it in. When he arrived today he had a small pot of "eye brightener" which the maniac carried with him everywhere.
Never once in the history of ever has good news ever come via certified mail so um, I'm a bit worked up right now.
December 18, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Never once in the history of ever has good news ever come via certified mail so um, I'm a bit worked up right now.
You ever run out of money just in time to remember that you might have not bought a gift for the sweetest of your girl children? And the fucking thing here is that she will be "that's ok, momma" and I will die a whole lot inside because it is NOT.
December 16, 2025 at 11:16 PM
You ever run out of money just in time to remember that you might have not bought a gift for the sweetest of your girl children? And the fucking thing here is that she will be "that's ok, momma" and I will die a whole lot inside because it is NOT.
Monday's snow day turned into Tuesday's two hour delay which then turned into Tuesday's snow day. Three days until xmas break after an extended time home? We are looking at a Lord of the Flies situation here, folks.
December 16, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Monday's snow day turned into Tuesday's two hour delay which then turned into Tuesday's snow day. Three days until xmas break after an extended time home? We are looking at a Lord of the Flies situation here, folks.
Why yes, that stupid fucking Romanian did show up and this time tricked me into the unholy state of matrimony by claiming that he would fix my toilet and build me a bigger pool. WTF, sleeping Wrath, way to hold out for the big ticket prizes.
December 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Why yes, that stupid fucking Romanian did show up and this time tricked me into the unholy state of matrimony by claiming that he would fix my toilet and build me a bigger pool. WTF, sleeping Wrath, way to hold out for the big ticket prizes.
Big Foot's friend just had a set of twins. You guys? She named them Madge and Marjorie.
December 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Big Foot's friend just had a set of twins. You guys? She named them Madge and Marjorie.