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Wrath won't wear a pumpkin on her head to scare Erin @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 1d

Kicsi just now: Whoooo, woo woo woo woof. (toot)

Loosely translated: Gonna sit on your ass all night or you planning to feed me? Also, I have the gas.

Wrath won't wear a pumpkin on her head to scare Erin @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 1d

Teacher T from the adult class said that Wild Child's gpa asked if WC ever got a chance to see me during the day bc he is pretty sure she misses me and T said "Oh she sure does miss her but Oomie stops by to see her whenever she has a chance to"

I do. Try to stop me.

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Wrath won't wear a pumpkin on her head to scare Erin @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 1d

Asshole was super mad bc she left kiddo to go chit and chat with old principal and I went over to speak to kiddo for a second, I left and kiddo HOWLED so I said Dude! If you want me to come over I will. So then we both howled and kiddo cackled but stopped the very second AH came back.

Wrath won't wear a pumpkin on her head to scare Erin @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 1d

Student Y shouted for H several times and when H responded she literally asked where B was. OOOOH BURN!

Wrath won't wear a pumpkin on her head to scare Erin @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 1d

It was the added animal sounds PLUS the bat head boppers that put it it all over the top. Oh also OT was super happy that she got to see another book being read by me.

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Wrath won't wear a pumpkin on her head to scare Erin @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 1d

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0076...

I hope you are all a happy yellow spot.

Kids Feelings and Emotions SONG Animation with A Little SPOT

YouTube video by Diane Alber

www.youtube.com

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Wrath won't wear a pumpkin on her head to scare Erin @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 1d

Today after the scribble spot song Caveboy gave his standard answer which is "i'm a happy yellow spot" and this time he sure as shit WAS and so was I... I love that for him!

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Wrath won't wear a pumpkin on her head to scare Erin @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 1d

Caveboy shouted out something this morning and I said "was that german or what?" And before anyone could say anything the new kid went off on some wild tangent about how it could NEVER be german.

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Wrath won't wear a pumpkin on her head to scare Erin @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 1d

If you are wondering, yes, Teacher J's cat ear school photo is every bit as fabulous as you would have thought. I love that guy

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Wrath won't wear a pumpkin on her head to scare Erin @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 1d

Caveboy had a minor growth spurt and is now at or just over my height. What fun!

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Wrath won't wear a pumpkin on her head to scare Erin @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 1d

Today during Storytime with Oomie I read "There was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Bat" and when I tell you that I had 3 of those kids just cackling... it was fabulous.

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Wrath won't wear a pumpkin on her head to scare Erin @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 1d

Teacher J took a pic of me, H and Caveboy during the field trip. He was at a distance and it was from behind and what strikes you when you see it is good dog am I ever just the stubbiest little creature.

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Wrath won't wear a pumpkin on her head to scare Erin @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 1d

You ever have not 1 but 2 employees chase you down in the Spirit Halloween to tell you how cute your outfit is? Going to enjoy that head swell for a brief period until I see my own reflection in a door and get all deflated again.

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Wrath won't wear a pumpkin on her head to scare Erin @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 1d

Fucking jeans. It is always their fault.

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Wrath won't wear a pumpkin on her head to scare Erin @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 1d

My school picture was actually kind of cute. I show it to P and say "see? Cute!" and then I turn to Caveboy and he says "cute" and I nearly died.

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Wrath won't wear a pumpkin on her head to scare Erin @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 1d

academically he is NOT regressing. Behaviors? Yes and no. And the other problem is that Worthless Shit is feeding her information about our room that is contorted, out of context or just completely untrue. This kid is already never going to get to go on a field trip bc of WS and now this?

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Wrath won't wear a pumpkin on her head to scare Erin @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 1d

Tomorrow 1 of the parents will be coming to observe bc she said her child is regressing in our classroom. There is no going back- her kid is too old for the other classroom. An ongoing investigation would make that wildly inappropriate AND they are at capacity as it is. The problem here is that

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Wrath won't wear a pumpkin on her head to scare Erin @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 1d

New principal, Teacher B AND H nearly went hog fucking wild on the "behavior specialist" today after he remarked that Caveboy was smiling and said "see? I said he would adjust to any staff with a little time" OOoh boy. You would have thought that derfwang had called me a whore right there.

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Wrath won't wear a pumpkin on her head to scare Erin @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 1d

"leathery modem" Ma'am, I bow to your creative genius

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Wrath won't wear a pumpkin on her head to scare Erin @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 3d

Don't pester me. I KNOW it is triceratops poop. Also, if you really need a giggle check out the suggested alt text for this picture. I mean, truly.

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Wrath won't wear a pumpkin on her head to scare Erin @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 3d

Y'all wanna buy my dawg?

a man in a black shirt and black pants is walking through a dirt field .

Alt: a man in a black shirt and black pants is walking through a dirt field .

media.tenor.com

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Wrath won't wear a pumpkin on her head to scare Erin @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 3d

Don't make me sit on you.

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Wrath won't wear a pumpkin on her head to scare Erin @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 3d

When you glare at a dog and start quoting hamlet, it might be time to get up and move around, you loopy bitch.

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Wrath won't wear a pumpkin on her head to scare Erin @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 3d

a Maura Tierney character and we all remember how I feel about that woman, no?

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Wrath won't wear a pumpkin on her head to scare Erin @mermaidwrath.bsky.social · 3d

I love that 1 of my birds has the same name as 1 of our students and ppl assume I named her (the bird) for the student. First of all, I have had this bird for longer than I have worked there and what a weird fucking use of the gift of sight that would have been. Secondly, the bird is named after

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