Miranda Vanderbilt
@merkingdomprincess.bsky.social
“Mercy shall not be granted to the air people…”
Mun goes by https://ViVi and is 18 as always minors DNI as this account will have more Mature themes
Mun goes by https://ViVi and is 18 as always minors DNI as this account will have more Mature themes
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“What is this place? It certainly isn’t the Merkingdom…what is this Bluesky?”
-She’s currently in the middle of a winter war zone! Enemies trying to take over her territory while the princess sits back in a room thinking of strategies!
…and by that she and her sister are trying to think of ideas to stop their takeover!-
…and by that she and her sister are trying to think of ideas to stop their takeover!-
December 15, 2025 at 10:27 PM
-She’s currently in the middle of a winter war zone! Enemies trying to take over her territory while the princess sits back in a room thinking of strategies!
…and by that she and her sister are trying to think of ideas to stop their takeover!-
…and by that she and her sister are trying to think of ideas to stop their takeover!-
NOBODY HAS SYMPATHY FOR GIRLS WHO DON'T REALIZE THEY'RE HOT
December 15, 2025 at 10:26 PM
“Hmm… normally I’d prefer you be bloodied on the floor and forcibly surrender to the merkingdom that way but I guess this is fine.
I’m surprised you signed that so quickly, most people don’t sign it at all! …but the lack of hands on their body may be the reason why…”
I’m surprised you signed that so quickly, most people don’t sign it at all! …but the lack of hands on their body may be the reason why…”
December 14, 2025 at 4:05 AM
“Hmm… normally I’d prefer you be bloodied on the floor and forcibly surrender to the merkingdom that way but I guess this is fine.
I’m surprised you signed that so quickly, most people don’t sign it at all! …but the lack of hands on their body may be the reason why…”
I’m surprised you signed that so quickly, most people don’t sign it at all! …but the lack of hands on their body may be the reason why…”
-The princess smiled happily as she packed up her things, casually walking past the dead or unconscious serfs on the snowy floor.
She had fun today and that’s what matters to her! Perhaps they would meet again soon as well!-
She had fun today and that’s what matters to her! Perhaps they would meet again soon as well!-
"oh perfect, well I'll be packing up my things and be heading that way soon, I'm sure I'll find you when I arrive, see you soon Princess~!"
And with that, she sinks into the ground and disappears. . .she'll 100% be seeing Hullbreaker again!
//would you possibly like to continue this in dms?\\
And with that, she sinks into the ground and disappears. . .she'll 100% be seeing Hullbreaker again!
//would you possibly like to continue this in dms?\\
“Oh don’t worry about that, we’ve been expanding our territory for a while now so you should be able to see it.
It’s not super hidden either so you shouldn’t have problems finding it new friend!”
It’s not super hidden either so you shouldn’t have problems finding it new friend!”
December 13, 2025 at 11:26 PM
-The princess smiled happily as she packed up her things, casually walking past the dead or unconscious serfs on the snowy floor.
She had fun today and that’s what matters to her! Perhaps they would meet again soon as well!-
She had fun today and that’s what matters to her! Perhaps they would meet again soon as well!-
“Ah perfect! Firstly I’ll need you to sign this treaty saying you do surrender, if you violate it then we do have all rights to forcibly drag you to a public execution!
I’m sure you don’t mind the terms right?”
-One of the guards handed him a treaty.
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I’m sure you don’t mind the terms right?”
-One of the guards handed him a treaty.
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December 13, 2025 at 11:06 PM
“Ah perfect! Firstly I’ll need you to sign this treaty saying you do surrender, if you violate it then we do have all rights to forcibly drag you to a public execution!
I’m sure you don’t mind the terms right?”
-One of the guards handed him a treaty.
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I’m sure you don’t mind the terms right?”
-One of the guards handed him a treaty.
—>
“Oh don’t worry about that, we’ve been expanding our territory for a while now so you should be able to see it.
It’s not super hidden either so you shouldn’t have problems finding it new friend!”
It’s not super hidden either so you shouldn’t have problems finding it new friend!”
December 13, 2025 at 11:03 PM
“Oh don’t worry about that, we’ve been expanding our territory for a while now so you should be able to see it.
It’s not super hidden either so you shouldn’t have problems finding it new friend!”
It’s not super hidden either so you shouldn’t have problems finding it new friend!”
“You can grow gills as well? That’s wonderful! You truly are trying to win my heart as best you can aren’t you?
I’ve had many who have tried to do the same, so long as you never grown feathers or wings then you are freely welcome into the merkingdom!”
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I’ve had many who have tried to do the same, so long as you never grown feathers or wings then you are freely welcome into the merkingdom!”
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December 13, 2025 at 9:10 PM
“You can grow gills as well? That’s wonderful! You truly are trying to win my heart as best you can aren’t you?
I’ve had many who have tried to do the same, so long as you never grown feathers or wings then you are freely welcome into the merkingdom!”
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I’ve had many who have tried to do the same, so long as you never grown feathers or wings then you are freely welcome into the merkingdom!”
—>
“Huh? I wonder what stuck that on me…if it’s a ghost I should be able to see it, I can see Polly after all…
Oh well! Surprise Calvary! Fire as well!”
-From behind a few soldiers came by with snowballs in hand that look very much ready to kill…
Just how much prep time did she have?!-
Oh well! Surprise Calvary! Fire as well!”
-From behind a few soldiers came by with snowballs in hand that look very much ready to kill…
Just how much prep time did she have?!-
December 13, 2025 at 8:15 PM
“Huh? I wonder what stuck that on me…if it’s a ghost I should be able to see it, I can see Polly after all…
Oh well! Surprise Calvary! Fire as well!”
-From behind a few soldiers came by with snowballs in hand that look very much ready to kill…
Just how much prep time did she have?!-
Oh well! Surprise Calvary! Fire as well!”
-From behind a few soldiers came by with snowballs in hand that look very much ready to kill…
Just how much prep time did she have?!-
-In this situation the princess had one more thing she could do…
Call for her sister.-
“Bellanda! Can you come assist me please!”
-In an instant and from above Bellanda came down with an ice axe!
…don’t question where she got it from or why it’s already bloodied.-
Call for her sister.-
“Bellanda! Can you come assist me please!”
-In an instant and from above Bellanda came down with an ice axe!
…don’t question where she got it from or why it’s already bloodied.-
(Rohan does his best to continue weaving through the fire, getting hit a few times as he closes in, priming his pen.)
-The serfs just kept firing as the princess patted her face, She had heard of something similar to this thanks to Zoe’s constant fanfic writing but actually dealing with it?
Eeehhh…not so much. She was practically helpless-
Eeehhh…not so much. She was practically helpless-
December 11, 2025 at 11:03 PM
-In this situation the princess had one more thing she could do…
Call for her sister.-
“Bellanda! Can you come assist me please!”
-In an instant and from above Bellanda came down with an ice axe!
…don’t question where she got it from or why it’s already bloodied.-
Call for her sister.-
“Bellanda! Can you come assist me please!”
-In an instant and from above Bellanda came down with an ice axe!
…don’t question where she got it from or why it’s already bloodied.-
“You’ve made me quite happy today Hullbreaker! I’m surprised, not many seem to be able to do so!
Feel free to venture towards the merkingdom, executions are a plenty there after all”
Feel free to venture towards the merkingdom, executions are a plenty there after all”
December 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
“You’ve made me quite happy today Hullbreaker! I’m surprised, not many seem to be able to do so!
Feel free to venture towards the merkingdom, executions are a plenty there after all”
Feel free to venture towards the merkingdom, executions are a plenty there after all”
“You’re absolutely correct! The best way to figure out what I like is by simply doing them all!
I’m sure my serfs wouldn’t mind this independence I show as well.
Bellanda will be so happy when she sees the progress I’ve made!
Thank you so very much for the idea!”
I’m sure my serfs wouldn’t mind this independence I show as well.
Bellanda will be so happy when she sees the progress I’ve made!
Thank you so very much for the idea!”
December 10, 2025 at 9:13 PM
“You’re absolutely correct! The best way to figure out what I like is by simply doing them all!
I’m sure my serfs wouldn’t mind this independence I show as well.
Bellanda will be so happy when she sees the progress I’ve made!
Thank you so very much for the idea!”
I’m sure my serfs wouldn’t mind this independence I show as well.
Bellanda will be so happy when she sees the progress I’ve made!
Thank you so very much for the idea!”
-The serfs just kept firing as the princess patted her face, She had heard of something similar to this thanks to Zoe’s constant fanfic writing but actually dealing with it?
Eeehhh…not so much. She was practically helpless-
Eeehhh…not so much. She was practically helpless-
(As Rohan weaves through the fire, he pelts the serf in the face with a snowball as Miranda’s face opens up like a manga page suddenly.)
That inexperience is the chance my Heaven’s Door needed!
(He leaps forward, pen in hand.)
That inexperience is the chance my Heaven’s Door needed!
(He leaps forward, pen in hand.)
-Oh No! Thankfully the princess does the most Nobel thing and…
Wait no she’s using on of her serfs as cover as they keep firing…she’s at least staying in the front lines-
“Why aren’t you attacking back? If you’re the enemy aren’t you supposed to be using snow as well?”
Wait no she’s using on of her serfs as cover as they keep firing…she’s at least staying in the front lines-
“Why aren’t you attacking back? If you’re the enemy aren’t you supposed to be using snow as well?”
December 10, 2025 at 5:56 PM
-The serfs just kept firing as the princess patted her face, She had heard of something similar to this thanks to Zoe’s constant fanfic writing but actually dealing with it?
Eeehhh…not so much. She was practically helpless-
Eeehhh…not so much. She was practically helpless-
“That’s true! The most creative and cute ways to take care of an entire family of traitors is an excellent idea!
Though how should we go about deciding? There are a lot of ways to go about it after all.
I don’t want it to be similar to my old
Methods but not too different either…”
Though how should we go about deciding? There are a lot of ways to go about it after all.
I don’t want it to be similar to my old
Methods but not too different either…”
December 10, 2025 at 8:24 AM
“That’s true! The most creative and cute ways to take care of an entire family of traitors is an excellent idea!
Though how should we go about deciding? There are a lot of ways to go about it after all.
I don’t want it to be similar to my old
Methods but not too different either…”
Though how should we go about deciding? There are a lot of ways to go about it after all.
I don’t want it to be similar to my old
Methods but not too different either…”
-After the 7th the princess would yawn and wake up, rubbing her eyes and looking around to see…Kamukura…
Why was he…oh right! Miranda did often let him into the castle after all-
“Good morning Judas…”
-She yawned out as her hair was surprisingly kept in pretty decent shape while asleep.-
Why was he…oh right! Miranda did often let him into the castle after all-
“Good morning Judas…”
-She yawned out as her hair was surprisingly kept in pretty decent shape while asleep.-
( the unresponsiveness worked in his favor, gradually continuing his war on affection upon the mermaid’s body. stopping when he reached the 7th, he laid back down to glare at the ceiling.
war. such a pointless act, yet it’s the equivalent of breathing for them. how should he plan it out today … ? )
war. such a pointless act, yet it’s the equivalent of breathing for them. how should he plan it out today … ? )
-Not as though the mermaid could notice it as she was in a deep sleep. All those war plans and prettying up her kingdom certainly took a toll on her energy.
Her bed as cutesy as it was lavish, in fact, that could be said of her entire room!-
Her bed as cutesy as it was lavish, in fact, that could be said of her entire room!-
December 10, 2025 at 8:03 AM
-After the 7th the princess would yawn and wake up, rubbing her eyes and looking around to see…Kamukura…
Why was he…oh right! Miranda did often let him into the castle after all-
“Good morning Judas…”
-She yawned out as her hair was surprisingly kept in pretty decent shape while asleep.-
Why was he…oh right! Miranda did often let him into the castle after all-
“Good morning Judas…”
-She yawned out as her hair was surprisingly kept in pretty decent shape while asleep.-
-Not as though the mermaid could notice it as she was in a deep sleep. All those war plans and prettying up her kingdom certainly took a toll on her energy.
Her bed as cutesy as it was lavish, in fact, that could be said of her entire room!-
Her bed as cutesy as it was lavish, in fact, that could be said of her entire room!-
@merkingdomprincess.bsky.social
( momentary disruption of being unconscious, Kamukura sat up in a slow manner, yet one that showed a sense of comfort. given their status, they only had the best of mattresses.
he turned over to one of his princesses, and used the opportunity to plant a smooch. )
( momentary disruption of being unconscious, Kamukura sat up in a slow manner, yet one that showed a sense of comfort. given their status, they only had the best of mattresses.
he turned over to one of his princesses, and used the opportunity to plant a smooch. )
December 10, 2025 at 7:47 AM
-Not as though the mermaid could notice it as she was in a deep sleep. All those war plans and prettying up her kingdom certainly took a toll on her energy.
Her bed as cutesy as it was lavish, in fact, that could be said of her entire room!-
Her bed as cutesy as it was lavish, in fact, that could be said of her entire room!-
“Oh there are plenty more to kill! Some through executions due to being caught for treason and riots!
Others are from another war my sister is currently taking part of but she said I could join in if I wished too!”
-Uh oh…two very violent women seemed to have met…
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Others are from another war my sister is currently taking part of but she said I could join in if I wished too!”
-Uh oh…two very violent women seemed to have met…
—>
December 10, 2025 at 6:17 AM
“Oh there are plenty more to kill! Some through executions due to being caught for treason and riots!
Others are from another war my sister is currently taking part of but she said I could join in if I wished too!”
-Uh oh…two very violent women seemed to have met…
—>
Others are from another war my sister is currently taking part of but she said I could join in if I wished too!”
-Uh oh…two very violent women seemed to have met…
—>
“There…thank you for the sword by the hull breaker~ it truly did help me weed out the traitors and have them dead to right!
It seems you share the same hatred for them as I do correct? If so then I’m glad~”
-Her tone seemed to shift on a dime!
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It seems you share the same hatred for them as I do correct? If so then I’m glad~”
-Her tone seemed to shift on a dime!
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December 10, 2025 at 5:36 AM
“There…thank you for the sword by the hull breaker~ it truly did help me weed out the traitors and have them dead to right!
It seems you share the same hatred for them as I do correct? If so then I’m glad~”
-Her tone seemed to shift on a dime!
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It seems you share the same hatred for them as I do correct? If so then I’m glad~”
-Her tone seemed to shift on a dime!
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“Oh my…that’s quite a large sword you have there in your possession…
I suppose these serfs have proven themselves to be traitors after all~”
-She grabbed the sword from the girl and without hesitation or any time to think of morals, sliced through every single one of them!
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I suppose these serfs have proven themselves to be traitors after all~”
-She grabbed the sword from the girl and without hesitation or any time to think of morals, sliced through every single one of them!
—>
December 10, 2025 at 5:17 AM
“Oh my…that’s quite a large sword you have there in your possession…
I suppose these serfs have proven themselves to be traitors after all~”
-She grabbed the sword from the girl and without hesitation or any time to think of morals, sliced through every single one of them!
—>
I suppose these serfs have proven themselves to be traitors after all~”
-She grabbed the sword from the girl and without hesitation or any time to think of morals, sliced through every single one of them!
—>
“Hmph! It’s annoying as well demon lady… they’re supposed to work for me and now they’re trying to bleed each other, I can’t even give them a proper execution!”
-She once again pouted…seemingly not concerned about the figure behind her, treating her no differently than a stranger.
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-She once again pouted…seemingly not concerned about the figure behind her, treating her no differently than a stranger.
—>
December 10, 2025 at 5:05 AM
“Hmph! It’s annoying as well demon lady… they’re supposed to work for me and now they’re trying to bleed each other, I can’t even give them a proper execution!”
-She once again pouted…seemingly not concerned about the figure behind her, treating her no differently than a stranger.
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-She once again pouted…seemingly not concerned about the figure behind her, treating her no differently than a stranger.
—>
-In an instant what amounted to a civil war took place in the snow! A few snowballs tossed here and there quickly morphed into icicle spears being thrusted into the abdomen of fellow soldiers and makeshift brass knuckles being fashioned from snow!
…Princess had to admit it was entertaining.
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…Princess had to admit it was entertaining.
—>
While she is looking up, another snowball hits her in the torso, which to the few serfs that could see the one guard throwing the snowball, was the culprit! . .but then another threw one. . .and another. . .and another. . .
“Oh no! …it could affect me if it keeps this up. Serfs, make sure your princess is safe or I’ll make sure to have you fend for food against each other~”
-The others that weren’t feeling sluggish nodded and paid extra close attention to their surroundings.-
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-The others that weren’t feeling sluggish nodded and paid extra close attention to their surroundings.-
—>
December 10, 2025 at 4:54 AM
-In an instant what amounted to a civil war took place in the snow! A few snowballs tossed here and there quickly morphed into icicle spears being thrusted into the abdomen of fellow soldiers and makeshift brass knuckles being fashioned from snow!
…Princess had to admit it was entertaining.
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…Princess had to admit it was entertaining.
—>
“Oh no! …it could affect me if it keeps this up. Serfs, make sure your princess is safe or I’ll make sure to have you fend for food against each other~”
-The others that weren’t feeling sluggish nodded and paid extra close attention to their surroundings.-
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-The others that weren’t feeling sluggish nodded and paid extra close attention to their surroundings.-
—>
Not a ounce, just her confused Serfs drawing their weaponry, it doesnt even seem like THEY know where the Snowball came from, at the same time, they all seem a bit sluggish though. . .as if something was afflicting them. .
“Ah-! Hmph!
Who was the one who hit me? Serfs! Be sure to get the weaponry ready!”
-She seemed angry…yet her pout was the opposite of threatening as she looked around the area for any traces of the culprit-
Who was the one who hit me? Serfs! Be sure to get the weaponry ready!”
-She seemed angry…yet her pout was the opposite of threatening as she looked around the area for any traces of the culprit-
December 10, 2025 at 4:39 AM
“Oh no! …it could affect me if it keeps this up. Serfs, make sure your princess is safe or I’ll make sure to have you fend for food against each other~”
-The others that weren’t feeling sluggish nodded and paid extra close attention to their surroundings.-
—>
-The others that weren’t feeling sluggish nodded and paid extra close attention to their surroundings.-
—>
“Ah-! Hmph!
Who was the one who hit me? Serfs! Be sure to get the weaponry ready!”
-She seemed angry…yet her pout was the opposite of threatening as she looked around the area for any traces of the culprit-
Who was the one who hit me? Serfs! Be sure to get the weaponry ready!”
-She seemed angry…yet her pout was the opposite of threatening as she looked around the area for any traces of the culprit-
December 10, 2025 at 4:16 AM
“Ah-! Hmph!
Who was the one who hit me? Serfs! Be sure to get the weaponry ready!”
-She seemed angry…yet her pout was the opposite of threatening as she looked around the area for any traces of the culprit-
Who was the one who hit me? Serfs! Be sure to get the weaponry ready!”
-She seemed angry…yet her pout was the opposite of threatening as she looked around the area for any traces of the culprit-
ViVi
It is today people who aren’t familiar with Miranda learn that she is NOT just a cute face.
No shes genocidal and she’s not afraid to just admit to it.
But in a cute way so it’s ok for her to
It is today people who aren’t familiar with Miranda learn that she is NOT just a cute face.
No shes genocidal and she’s not afraid to just admit to it.
But in a cute way so it’s ok for her to
December 10, 2025 at 2:42 AM
ViVi
It is today people who aren’t familiar with Miranda learn that she is NOT just a cute face.
No shes genocidal and she’s not afraid to just admit to it.
But in a cute way so it’s ok for her to
It is today people who aren’t familiar with Miranda learn that she is NOT just a cute face.
No shes genocidal and she’s not afraid to just admit to it.
But in a cute way so it’s ok for her to
“Chaos? Oh no that’s not what I want! I simply wish to lead my kingdom towards greater prosperity!
As the leader of the merkingdom it is accustomed to me! It’s just that anyone who dares to threaten me or my kingdom gets the punishment THEY deserve~”
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As the leader of the merkingdom it is accustomed to me! It’s just that anyone who dares to threaten me or my kingdom gets the punishment THEY deserve~”
—>
December 10, 2025 at 2:41 AM
“Chaos? Oh no that’s not what I want! I simply wish to lead my kingdom towards greater prosperity!
As the leader of the merkingdom it is accustomed to me! It’s just that anyone who dares to threaten me or my kingdom gets the punishment THEY deserve~”
—>
As the leader of the merkingdom it is accustomed to me! It’s just that anyone who dares to threaten me or my kingdom gets the punishment THEY deserve~”
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