Cody Sun Crusher
@mercurybard.bsky.social
perpetually tired gamer, SCAdian, gardener, & aviation nerd. Ain't born (neuro)typical
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Cody Sun Crusher
@mercurybard.bsky.social
· Jul 16
(If you are ever wondering if I woke up and chose violence, the answer is always 'yes')
Update: 3 phone calls with Dubai
It is 10:15 in the morning in Dubai and I have already fielded two calls from the Dubai office management because I read the fucking fine print.
January 28, 2026 at 6:27 AM
Update: 3 phone calls with Dubai
It is 10:15 in the morning in Dubai and I have already fielded two calls from the Dubai office management because I read the fucking fine print.
January 28, 2026 at 6:17 AM
It is 10:15 in the morning in Dubai and I have already fielded two calls from the Dubai office management because I read the fucking fine print.
Guess what - catching up on the news did diddly-squat to improve my general situation
We have no planes in check right now and the de-icing truck that ran into one of them yesterday did minimal damage to the engine, so I'm bored... which means I need something to distract me from this fibro flare-up
January 27, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Guess what - catching up on the news did diddly-squat to improve my general situation
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We have no planes in check right now and the de-icing truck that ran into one of them yesterday did minimal damage to the engine, so I'm bored... which means I need something to distract me from this fibro flare-up
January 27, 2026 at 7:43 AM
We have no planes in check right now and the de-icing truck that ran into one of them yesterday did minimal damage to the engine, so I'm bored... which means I need something to distract me from this fibro flare-up
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I have an appointment with my neurologist on Wednesday. If I want to cancel said appointment, I need to do it today. I'm probably going to do it.
January 26, 2026 at 5:38 PM
I have an appointment with my neurologist on Wednesday. If I want to cancel said appointment, I need to do it today. I'm probably going to do it.
And so the flower charters begin...
(If you ever wondered where the stores get the flowers they sell for Valentines and Mother's Day, the answer is "Colombia".)
(If you ever wondered where the stores get the flowers they sell for Valentines and Mother's Day, the answer is "Colombia".)
January 26, 2026 at 5:57 AM
And so the flower charters begin...
(If you ever wondered where the stores get the flowers they sell for Valentines and Mother's Day, the answer is "Colombia".)
(If you ever wondered where the stores get the flowers they sell for Valentines and Mother's Day, the answer is "Colombia".)
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“Do you want my dick and balls in a jar on your mantle by close of business, or can I get a week to say goodbye?” Eddie asks Heather.
“A week is fine,” she is telling him airily. “And Max and I agreed: she gets your balls, and I get your dick.”
🤣🤣🤣
archiveofourown.org/works/78307101
“A week is fine,” she is telling him airily. “And Max and I agreed: she gets your balls, and I get your dick.”
🤣🤣🤣
archiveofourown.org/works/78307101
liquidize - greatunironic - Stranger Things (TV 2016) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
January 26, 2026 at 5:38 AM
“Do you want my dick and balls in a jar on your mantle by close of business, or can I get a week to say goodbye?” Eddie asks Heather.
“A week is fine,” she is telling him airily. “And Max and I agreed: she gets your balls, and I get your dick.”
🤣🤣🤣
archiveofourown.org/works/78307101
“A week is fine,” she is telling him airily. “And Max and I agreed: she gets your balls, and I get your dick.”
🤣🤣🤣
archiveofourown.org/works/78307101
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is it too late to call Bryan Fuller's Hannibal "Eated Rivalry"
January 26, 2026 at 1:40 AM
is it too late to call Bryan Fuller's Hannibal "Eated Rivalry"
Oh, so we're playing "is this food poisoning or fibromyalgia?" tonight, body? Guess it's a good thing that the wind chill will be -23F when my shift ends so I have authorization to work from home.
January 26, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Oh, so we're playing "is this food poisoning or fibromyalgia?" tonight, body? Guess it's a good thing that the wind chill will be -23F when my shift ends so I have authorization to work from home.
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In case anyone was wondering how it’s going over on American Girl doll Instagram
January 25, 2026 at 10:21 PM
In case anyone was wondering how it’s going over on American Girl doll Instagram
Me to the cat: "Can I at least leave the room before you commit your crimes?"
January 25, 2026 at 10:57 AM
Me to the cat: "Can I at least leave the room before you commit your crimes?"
Ah, yes, the reason I have a personal grudge against global warming: this Arctic blast is fucking with both my fibromyalgia and my migraines
January 24, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Ah, yes, the reason I have a personal grudge against global warming: this Arctic blast is fucking with both my fibromyalgia and my migraines
Look at that Loaf.
January 24, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Look at that Loaf.
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Yesterday's maintenance in #TES Online forced me to remember that I actually know how to do art-stuff.
I was eager to make a drawing of my Khajiit son
I also want to let you know that I'm looking for artist friends for potential art trades! :D
#Art #DigitalArt #TheElderScrolls #OC #Antro #Khajiit
I was eager to make a drawing of my Khajiit son
I also want to let you know that I'm looking for artist friends for potential art trades! :D
#Art #DigitalArt #TheElderScrolls #OC #Antro #Khajiit
January 22, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Yesterday's maintenance in #TES Online forced me to remember that I actually know how to do art-stuff.
I was eager to make a drawing of my Khajiit son
I also want to let you know that I'm looking for artist friends for potential art trades! :D
#Art #DigitalArt #TheElderScrolls #OC #Antro #Khajiit
I was eager to make a drawing of my Khajiit son
I also want to let you know that I'm looking for artist friends for potential art trades! :D
#Art #DigitalArt #TheElderScrolls #OC #Antro #Khajiit
i want to ruin everything
January 22, 2026 at 5:37 PM
i want to ruin everything
“I’m going to take a nap, wake me up if we’re crashing or Soap’s trying to rip someone's head off.”
January 22, 2026 at 10:56 AM
“I’m going to take a nap, wake me up if we’re crashing or Soap’s trying to rip someone's head off.”
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Another friend put it to me like this: "ICE has made the classic Nazi mistake. They've invaded a winter people in the winter."
January 22, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Another friend put it to me like this: "ICE has made the classic Nazi mistake. They've invaded a winter people in the winter."
... I think the cat is growling.
January 22, 2026 at 5:55 AM
... I think the cat is growling.
"Oh, did you want this pillow? Sorry - it is in use."
January 21, 2026 at 2:45 PM
"Oh, did you want this pillow? Sorry - it is in use."
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Stop using AI. Pull it out of your ass yourself. Don't let a machine create the freak you already are.
January 21, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Stop using AI. Pull it out of your ass yourself. Don't let a machine create the freak you already are.