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People will always talk, but I have selective hearing.
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Definitely off topic for us 😉 but I have been seeing #Dogs who are too thin 👉 You should NOT be able to see every rib (and hip bones)
🐶👨‍⚕️👩‍⚕️💬 "In an ideal body condition, the ribs should be easily felt but NOT visible, w a thin layer of fat covering them." ~ www.petobesityprevention.org/dogbcs
#dog
Graphic showing different weights and their rating, 1 to 9 from very thin to obese Learn more: https://www.petobesityprevention.org/dogbcs
November 22, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Hmmmm, mental gymnastics. Me likey! 🚬🥓🧠🤸‍♀️😂

🖼 @docatcdi.com
#meme #memes #jokes #bacon
Smoking will kill you... Bacon will kill you... But... Smoking bacon will cure it.
November 21, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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#MTG is one of the most conservative in the party, w her face so far up Trumps ass you couldn't tell where she stopped and he began 👉 Dear MAGA & Repubs,
If #MarjorieTaylorGreene is saying, "Enough is enough" you should probably follow her lead.
Stay Up To Date:
www.cnn.com/politics/liv...
#Epstein
Trump Truth Social Post about MTG
November 16, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Try not to judge my picture too harshly lol I have some shakey ass hands, it's cold, and it's windy 🤪

#NorthernLights #Colorado
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#AuroraBorealis #Photography
View from where we are staying on Old La Veta Pass, Colorado
November 12, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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This is definitely what it should be called 💯👌😁😅

Image: @docketrocket9999.bsky.social
#Monopoly #GameNight
#meme #memes #jokes
Monopoly box that says Family Fight Night instead of Monopoly
November 11, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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Don't put me down as your emergency contact 🫢😆

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#healthmeme #meme #memes #jokes
When I am filling out forms and get to "Who to call in case of emergency," I write "Ambulance," because no one is going to answer an unknown number 🚑😂
November 8, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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So glad to know I am not the only one 👏😉 I mean, who wants toppings everywhere? 😋🍕🤤

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#meme #memes #jokes #pizza
Picture: drivers arm on a pizza box that is sitting on the passenger seat. When you brake too hard and you grab your food like, "shhh it's okay, we're almost home."
November 6, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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Have you seen our ASL F_ck Trump tees and totes?
Pretty great if I do say so myself 😉
👉 www.etsy.com/listing/4361...
🤘😁
#fashion #statementclothing #Trump #smallbusiness #recommendations
Black t shirt with our ASL F_ck Trump design in pride colors Tote with our ASL F_ck Trump design in pride colors
November 4, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Positive thinking 🧀😅

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#meme #memes #jokes #mentalhealth
Picture of a very large woman laying on her side ar a beach with a piece of cheese stuck to her butt
November 4, 2025 at 6:23 PM
memesandmusings.bsky.social
What does an owl with attitude have?
A scowl!
*badum tish* 😉😅

Image: @uncleduke1969.bsky.social
#meme #memes #owls #jokes #dadjoke
Side view of an owl w a serious face, walking "Alright Claudia, get a legal padded, I want you to take this down. Ready? To whoooooom it may concern..."
November 2, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Happy Halloween Jokesters 🎃😘🎃

#Halloween #Memes
Cartoon of two pumpkins looking at a pumpkin pie "Now that's scary" The most horrific jack-o-lantern I have ever seen Carved "The wifi is down" Cartoon of a pumpkin at a barber shop saying "surprise me" with a life size knife behind him (with a face) "Mentally I am here" Jason and pumpkin on a deck
October 31, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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A collection of ICE and National Guard "memes" that we hope you all enjoy ✌️😁
Thanks to @thenerdy.one for their awesome comment (2nd image) 👏😄

#meme #memes #politicalmemes #jokes #ICE
Spot the difference: Same picture on both sides, but one has a Proud Boys vest, and the other ICE Super Nerd @thenerdy.one: Gas masks and a little too happy with the tear gas? Border Control Full camo, kinda just there to watch? National Guard Overweight and can't run more than 10 steps? Gotta be ICE Khakis? FBI/DEA/SS Young naive national guardsmen trying to enforce martial law. Me with a supersoaker full of LSD The New York Times how to visually see the difference between border control, national guard, ICE, and FBI, DEA, Secret Service image
October 24, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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🤭😵‍💫🤭
😂😉

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#meme #memes #jokes #mentalhealthmeme
When I'm alone with my thoughts Picture of Ralph from the Simpsons sitting on a bus seat... (Chuckles) "I'm in danger"
October 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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Make all of it make sense:
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
Those millions/billions in public donations could be used for things that actually matter and will help the citizens = Boycott companies contributing to this 🐎💩 that we can actually completely separate from, like Apple 💯👍
Before and after of Trump's pave over of the Gardens at the White House
October 23, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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We believe Jon Stewart and the creators of South Park should start their own network/platform 💯 👌😅🤩 ... We are not joking, even though I am about to write *lol* 😆😉 The networks censoring everything need to go away. Bye, Felicia 👋✌️
South Park image of Trump and Vance at Mora Largo
October 23, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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The most common things Americans are trying to understand is telling of the state of the country, its leaders, and the citizens ... It is disconcerting that people even have to search the definitions of words/terms like Racism, Terrorism, Democracy and Integrity 🙈🙉🙊
Left: This Week
Right: Last Week
Plug in "definition of" in a search engine and see what comes up Google search bar "definition of" and the most common things being searched last week
October 23, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Trump has stripped or is stripping - partially or in full:
Healthcare (like Medicaid and Research)
Social Services
Social Security
VA funding
Public Lands of all variety
Civil & Human Rights
Constitutional Rights
Safety & Security
History
and more!
CNN Trump "Tracker": www.cnn.com/politics/liv...
"In my opinion, I hear the Democrats are gonna be blamed, I hear Republicans are gonna be blamed, I actually think the president would be blamed. If there is a shutdown ... I think it would be a tremendously negative mark on the president of the United States. He's the one that has to get people together." - Donald J Trump
October 22, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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➡️ to pick up your $500 hammer
🤣

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#meme #memes #jokes
Road sign on a pole has a picture of an open can with a 🚫 and underneath there is a gavel amd $500 "No Beans. Hammers are $500 if you want one."
October 20, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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I feel attacked, cat. 😿 But you aren't wrong 😹
Any other Samantha's out there? 😻

#catmemes #memes
The yelling woman and white cat at a table eating meme Whats the cats answer about you? "You said Samantha was calm" "Yes, when she is asleep."
October 20, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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The ignorant & bigoted 🤡s running JD's account are laughing at these comments: They don't give a f@ck + you're being trolled by MAGA folks in the thread: Don't waste your energy on JDs posts 👉 Make JD disappear on bsky: Stop interacting with JD's account 👍
South Parks Trump and Vance standing in front of golf cart at Mara-Lago
October 20, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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If you moved, you found all of the spoons you hid from her 😅

#motherhood #meme #parenting #memes #jokes
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"Some of you were not raised by women with wooden spoons, and it shows" Picture of woman from the 80s holding a giant wood spoon and fork.
October 15, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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You have been warned 😉😄

#meme #memes #jokes
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Other Girls: I'm a delicate flower. Me: I'm the claw end of a hammer.
October 9, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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Ladylike. WTF is that? 🖕🎀😉😂

#memes #meme #jokes
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"You need to act more ladylike?" Me: Woman middle finger with a bow on it
October 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Last one for now 😂
Both sides of the aisle are at fault. The GOP holds as much responsibilty as Dems. >> The only reason anything is happening now is Trump's promises to invest in their countries = The Trump Org and friends profit
October 9, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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And then Vance put his 2 cents in... As a single mother who is considered "unemplyable" due to her health, f@ck off Vance! And Vance came from middle class - not poverty. My son, though, has experienced all levels of income - even possible homelessness had my family not given us a roof. Vance lies 💯
Info graphic that states the actual $ cuts to social programs
October 9, 2025 at 5:49 PM