Melissa Blue
@melthegreat.bsky.social
Writer. Editor. Agent of chaos. (she/her)
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Melissa Blue
@melthegreat.bsky.social
· Jun 20
Have you picked up your copy of Damn Good Story yet?
You can check out an excerpt here: drive.google.com/file/d/1fWPF...
You can pick up your copy here: ko-fi.com/s/4aed3fda2f
Don't be scared to share this post. Thank you.
You can check out an excerpt here: drive.google.com/file/d/1fWPF...
You can pick up your copy here: ko-fi.com/s/4aed3fda2f
Don't be scared to share this post. Thank you.
Living with my sister the past month has highlighted how un-invested I am to being alive and living.
I truly am here so I don't get fined.
How okay I am with that means I should probably talk to a therapist about it, but I truly don't care to change.
I truly am here so I don't get fined.
How okay I am with that means I should probably talk to a therapist about it, but I truly don't care to change.
December 9, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Living with my sister the past month has highlighted how un-invested I am to being alive and living.
I truly am here so I don't get fined.
How okay I am with that means I should probably talk to a therapist about it, but I truly don't care to change.
I truly am here so I don't get fined.
How okay I am with that means I should probably talk to a therapist about it, but I truly don't care to change.
I am at a Xmas event at the park. I am 100% the Grinch.
I don't like crowds. I definitely don't even like Xmas.
I don't like crowds. I definitely don't even like Xmas.
December 7, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I am at a Xmas event at the park. I am 100% the Grinch.
I don't like crowds. I definitely don't even like Xmas.
I don't like crowds. I definitely don't even like Xmas.
Here's a free life lesson from someone who grew up on the Internet: You cannot have a conversation with someone who only wants you to be wrong.
Keep your peace. Save your time.
Keep your peace. Save your time.
December 6, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Here's a free life lesson from someone who grew up on the Internet: You cannot have a conversation with someone who only wants you to be wrong.
Keep your peace. Save your time.
Keep your peace. Save your time.
I need y'all to settle this for me. I have been fighting twin allegations for two weeks. I think my sister and I are just short, and that's why we look alike to ppl.
Am I blind?
Am I blind?
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I need y'all to settle this for me. I have been fighting twin allegations for two weeks. I think my sister and I are just short, and that's why we look alike to ppl.
Am I blind?
Am I blind?
Good news, bad news.
Bad: They did not see the errors of their ways. I did not get that job. In fact, I am leaving Dallas in 11 days.
Good: Got a job at home!
Bad: They did not see the errors of their ways. I did not get that job. In fact, I am leaving Dallas in 11 days.
Good: Got a job at home!
a man wearing a sweater with a horse on it stands in front of a door with a wreath on it
Alt: a man wearing a sweater with a horse on it stands in front of a door with a wreath on it and dances
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December 4, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Good news, bad news.
Bad: They did not see the errors of their ways. I did not get that job. In fact, I am leaving Dallas in 11 days.
Good: Got a job at home!
Bad: They did not see the errors of their ways. I did not get that job. In fact, I am leaving Dallas in 11 days.
Good: Got a job at home!
Since I am now yarn rich, I think it is time I say goodbye to my handy dandy measuring tape.
Wally World has one for $2. It is time.
Wally World has one for $2. It is time.
November 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Since I am now yarn rich, I think it is time I say goodbye to my handy dandy measuring tape.
Wally World has one for $2. It is time.
Wally World has one for $2. It is time.
I am not at home. Thanksgiving is ready by 11 a.m. A wild and terrible time is happening, if the first meal is had at 1 p.m.
I am about to eat my hoodie. We are still waiting to eat.
Send. Help.
I am about to eat my hoodie. We are still waiting to eat.
Send. Help.
November 27, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I am not at home. Thanksgiving is ready by 11 a.m. A wild and terrible time is happening, if the first meal is had at 1 p.m.
I am about to eat my hoodie. We are still waiting to eat.
Send. Help.
I am about to eat my hoodie. We are still waiting to eat.
Send. Help.
Good news, bad news.
Good: I scored a second interview.
Bad: I have to do a second one.
Good: I scored a second interview.
Bad: I have to do a second one.
November 26, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Good news, bad news.
Good: I scored a second interview.
Bad: I have to do a second one.
Good: I scored a second interview.
Bad: I have to do a second one.
I need all the good luck for tomorrow. I am tired of the job searching. Have an interview.
November 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I need all the good luck for tomorrow. I am tired of the job searching. Have an interview.
I will say the funniest thing that has happened this week is I went to a small concert.
A performer decided to do a melody. Part of the melody was an R. Kelley song. I booed.
A server came up to me, a twinkle in her eye. She asked me why did I boo?
My reply made her cackle, then she gave me a dap
A performer decided to do a melody. Part of the melody was an R. Kelley song. I booed.
A server came up to me, a twinkle in her eye. She asked me why did I boo?
My reply made her cackle, then she gave me a dap
November 23, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I will say the funniest thing that has happened this week is I went to a small concert.
A performer decided to do a melody. Part of the melody was an R. Kelley song. I booed.
A server came up to me, a twinkle in her eye. She asked me why did I boo?
My reply made her cackle, then she gave me a dap
A performer decided to do a melody. Part of the melody was an R. Kelley song. I booed.
A server came up to me, a twinkle in her eye. She asked me why did I boo?
My reply made her cackle, then she gave me a dap
My dear lesbian, bi, and pan frendos. You almost got a new member. She tried to take me home. I almost let her.
November 23, 2025 at 7:42 PM
My dear lesbian, bi, and pan frendos. You almost got a new member. She tried to take me home. I almost let her.
I made it to Dallas in one piece. Maybe the first time I traveled and things went smoothly. :knocks on a forest:
November 19, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I made it to Dallas in one piece. Maybe the first time I traveled and things went smoothly. :knocks on a forest:
They called that man Donicka Lewinsky.
November 14, 2025 at 2:48 PM
They called that man Donicka Lewinsky.
I will be in Dallas next week. Visiting my sister. Looking for work.
A lot of things.
Keep me in mind. A rollercoaster will be had.
A lot of things.
Keep me in mind. A rollercoaster will be had.
November 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I will be in Dallas next week. Visiting my sister. Looking for work.
A lot of things.
Keep me in mind. A rollercoaster will be had.
A lot of things.
Keep me in mind. A rollercoaster will be had.
Anyway, one day, I will rant about why America has terrible storytelling bc capitalism.
November 11, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Anyway, one day, I will rant about why America has terrible storytelling bc capitalism.
I have been force-watching One Piece, and it has the same flaw as One-Punch Man.
The main character is too lacking/too powerful in X.
Luffy has two brain cells. One is for fighting what he believes in. The other is for food.
Saitama is op.
And that's why anything past a season is so convulted.
The main character is too lacking/too powerful in X.
Luffy has two brain cells. One is for fighting what he believes in. The other is for food.
Saitama is op.
And that's why anything past a season is so convulted.
a bald man with glasses and a beard is saying let me cook
Alt: a bald man with glasses and a beard is saying let me cook
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November 11, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I have been force-watching One Piece, and it has the same flaw as One-Punch Man.
The main character is too lacking/too powerful in X.
Luffy has two brain cells. One is for fighting what he believes in. The other is for food.
Saitama is op.
And that's why anything past a season is so convulted.
The main character is too lacking/too powerful in X.
Luffy has two brain cells. One is for fighting what he believes in. The other is for food.
Saitama is op.
And that's why anything past a season is so convulted.
The bar for achievements will be in the basement today.
I didn't shit myself. Gold stars.
I didn't shit myself. Gold stars.
November 11, 2025 at 3:15 PM
The bar for achievements will be in the basement today.
I didn't shit myself. Gold stars.
I didn't shit myself. Gold stars.
I had a sleep study last night. Son dropped me off. I told him, assured him repeatedly, he didn't have to pick me up at 5 a.m. At most, I would wait 30 to 40mins for the bus.
I forgot today is a holiday.
I also need to poop.
I tried to walk. It's only 3 miles.
I would absolutely shit myself.
I forgot today is a holiday.
I also need to poop.
I tried to walk. It's only 3 miles.
I would absolutely shit myself.
November 11, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I had a sleep study last night. Son dropped me off. I told him, assured him repeatedly, he didn't have to pick me up at 5 a.m. At most, I would wait 30 to 40mins for the bus.
I forgot today is a holiday.
I also need to poop.
I tried to walk. It's only 3 miles.
I would absolutely shit myself.
I forgot today is a holiday.
I also need to poop.
I tried to walk. It's only 3 miles.
I would absolutely shit myself.
My daddy and I have this inside joke where we call each other and our greeting is some kind of current event.
Important point: My father is a pastor.
Him: Hey girl, how ya doing?
Me: I was calling bc I need some baby formula.
Him:
Important point: My father is a pastor.
Him: Hey girl, how ya doing?
Me: I was calling bc I need some baby formula.
Him:
a woman in a red jacket is sitting on a couch with her mouth open
Alt: a woman in a red jacket is sitting on a couch with her mouth open
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November 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
My daddy and I have this inside joke where we call each other and our greeting is some kind of current event.
Important point: My father is a pastor.
Him: Hey girl, how ya doing?
Me: I was calling bc I need some baby formula.
Him:
Important point: My father is a pastor.
Him: Hey girl, how ya doing?
Me: I was calling bc I need some baby formula.
Him:
One thing I can say about myself is that if I have the right tools (and have brushed up recently), I can pass a civil exam with a 90 or above.
I am sure that is a trauma response, but I will take it as a bragging right.
I am sure that is a trauma response, but I will take it as a bragging right.
November 7, 2025 at 7:22 PM
One thing I can say about myself is that if I have the right tools (and have brushed up recently), I can pass a civil exam with a 90 or above.
I am sure that is a trauma response, but I will take it as a bragging right.
I am sure that is a trauma response, but I will take it as a bragging right.
So...the way my apartments are built, my bathroom bedroom is connected to both neighbors.
And like, the insulation is terrible. I. Hear. Everything.
How many times a year is the average person vomiting?
I have a phobia, so I know my personal # is off.
But like...this can't be normal.
And like, the insulation is terrible. I. Hear. Everything.
How many times a year is the average person vomiting?
I have a phobia, so I know my personal # is off.
But like...this can't be normal.
November 4, 2025 at 8:32 PM
So...the way my apartments are built, my bathroom bedroom is connected to both neighbors.
And like, the insulation is terrible. I. Hear. Everything.
How many times a year is the average person vomiting?
I have a phobia, so I know my personal # is off.
But like...this can't be normal.
And like, the insulation is terrible. I. Hear. Everything.
How many times a year is the average person vomiting?
I have a phobia, so I know my personal # is off.
But like...this can't be normal.
Just dropped off my ballot. I felt apathetic about voting. Dick Cheney's death reminded me that he's one of the fucking reasons why *gestures to world*.
I am the last kind of person he we want voting.
I am the last kind of person he we want voting.
November 4, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Just dropped off my ballot. I felt apathetic about voting. Dick Cheney's death reminded me that he's one of the fucking reasons why *gestures to world*.
I am the last kind of person he we want voting.
I am the last kind of person he we want voting.
Just heard the news about a dick dying. Lemme go vote.
a man in a bandana is driving a car with the words `` today was a good day '' written above him .
Alt: a man in a bandana is driving a car with the words `` today was a good day '' written above him .
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November 4, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Just heard the news about a dick dying. Lemme go vote.
I keep applying for the post office and getting rejected. I am starting to get a complex.
November 3, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I keep applying for the post office and getting rejected. I am starting to get a complex.
Cosplayers are just people who celebrate Halloween all year.
October 31, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Cosplayers are just people who celebrate Halloween all year.