Melissa Blue
@melthegreat.bsky.social
Writer. Editor. Agent of chaos. (she/her)
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Melissa Blue
@melthegreat.bsky.social
· Jun 20
Have you picked up your copy of Damn Good Story yet?
You can check out an excerpt here: drive.google.com/file/d/1fWPF...
You can pick up your copy here: ko-fi.com/s/4aed3fda2f
Don't be scared to share this post. Thank you.
You can check out an excerpt here: drive.google.com/file/d/1fWPF...
You can pick up your copy here: ko-fi.com/s/4aed3fda2f
Don't be scared to share this post. Thank you.
I never thought there would be a day in which I am annoyed by interview requests.
BC where tf were you six gotdamn months ago?
Also, unfortunately, where I live is a job hellscape. I was truly convinced I just had a shit resume.
NO.
NO.
It's the job market.
BC where tf were you six gotdamn months ago?
Also, unfortunately, where I live is a job hellscape. I was truly convinced I just had a shit resume.
NO.
NO.
It's the job market.
December 18, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I never thought there would be a day in which I am annoyed by interview requests.
BC where tf were you six gotdamn months ago?
Also, unfortunately, where I live is a job hellscape. I was truly convinced I just had a shit resume.
NO.
NO.
It's the job market.
BC where tf were you six gotdamn months ago?
Also, unfortunately, where I live is a job hellscape. I was truly convinced I just had a shit resume.
NO.
NO.
It's the job market.
I am at the age where I see a young man sagging his pants and I just think, "Ain't ya booty cold?"
December 18, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I am at the age where I see a young man sagging his pants and I just think, "Ain't ya booty cold?"
In honor of being home, I talked my son's ear off, and I started a new save file on Stardew.
This is joy.
This is joy.
December 18, 2025 at 12:05 AM
In honor of being home, I talked my son's ear off, and I started a new save file on Stardew.
This is joy.
This is joy.
Signs you might be in Texas.
Apparently, a woman tried to smuggle out two.
Apparently, a woman tried to smuggle out two.
December 13, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Signs you might be in Texas.
Apparently, a woman tried to smuggle out two.
Apparently, a woman tried to smuggle out two.
The art of letting go is truly an art.
December 12, 2025 at 2:48 PM
The art of letting go is truly an art.
The greatest laugh of the night is my sis and I talking shit about her cat.
We both tried to coax her inside the house.
When we both agreed her not listening, and being a hot tail, is why she was losing her hair--that is when she decided to come inside.
Hormonal alopecia humbles us all.
We both tried to coax her inside the house.
When we both agreed her not listening, and being a hot tail, is why she was losing her hair--that is when she decided to come inside.
Hormonal alopecia humbles us all.
December 11, 2025 at 6:20 AM
The greatest laugh of the night is my sis and I talking shit about her cat.
We both tried to coax her inside the house.
When we both agreed her not listening, and being a hot tail, is why she was losing her hair--that is when she decided to come inside.
Hormonal alopecia humbles us all.
We both tried to coax her inside the house.
When we both agreed her not listening, and being a hot tail, is why she was losing her hair--that is when she decided to come inside.
Hormonal alopecia humbles us all.
I am incredibly homesick.
December 10, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I am incredibly homesick.
Living with my sister the past month has highlighted how un-invested I am to being alive and living.
I truly am here so I don't get fined.
How okay I am with that means I should probably talk to a therapist about it, but I truly don't care to change.
I truly am here so I don't get fined.
How okay I am with that means I should probably talk to a therapist about it, but I truly don't care to change.
December 9, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Living with my sister the past month has highlighted how un-invested I am to being alive and living.
I truly am here so I don't get fined.
How okay I am with that means I should probably talk to a therapist about it, but I truly don't care to change.
I truly am here so I don't get fined.
How okay I am with that means I should probably talk to a therapist about it, but I truly don't care to change.
I am at a Xmas event at the park. I am 100% the Grinch.
I don't like crowds. I definitely don't even like Xmas.
I don't like crowds. I definitely don't even like Xmas.
December 7, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I am at a Xmas event at the park. I am 100% the Grinch.
I don't like crowds. I definitely don't even like Xmas.
I don't like crowds. I definitely don't even like Xmas.
Here's a free life lesson from someone who grew up on the Internet: You cannot have a conversation with someone who only wants you to be wrong.
Keep your peace. Save your time.
Keep your peace. Save your time.
December 6, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Here's a free life lesson from someone who grew up on the Internet: You cannot have a conversation with someone who only wants you to be wrong.
Keep your peace. Save your time.
Keep your peace. Save your time.
I need y'all to settle this for me. I have been fighting twin allegations for two weeks. I think my sister and I are just short, and that's why we look alike to ppl.
Am I blind?
Am I blind?
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I need y'all to settle this for me. I have been fighting twin allegations for two weeks. I think my sister and I are just short, and that's why we look alike to ppl.
Am I blind?
Am I blind?
Good news, bad news.
Bad: They did not see the errors of their ways. I did not get that job. In fact, I am leaving Dallas in 11 days.
Good: Got a job at home!
Bad: They did not see the errors of their ways. I did not get that job. In fact, I am leaving Dallas in 11 days.
Good: Got a job at home!
a man wearing a sweater with a horse on it stands in front of a door with a wreath on it
Alt: a man wearing a sweater with a horse on it stands in front of a door with a wreath on it and dances
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December 4, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Good news, bad news.
Bad: They did not see the errors of their ways. I did not get that job. In fact, I am leaving Dallas in 11 days.
Good: Got a job at home!
Bad: They did not see the errors of their ways. I did not get that job. In fact, I am leaving Dallas in 11 days.
Good: Got a job at home!
Since I am now yarn rich, I think it is time I say goodbye to my handy dandy measuring tape.
Wally World has one for $2. It is time.
Wally World has one for $2. It is time.
November 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Since I am now yarn rich, I think it is time I say goodbye to my handy dandy measuring tape.
Wally World has one for $2. It is time.
Wally World has one for $2. It is time.
I am not at home. Thanksgiving is ready by 11 a.m. A wild and terrible time is happening, if the first meal is had at 1 p.m.
I am about to eat my hoodie. We are still waiting to eat.
Send. Help.
I am about to eat my hoodie. We are still waiting to eat.
Send. Help.
November 27, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I am not at home. Thanksgiving is ready by 11 a.m. A wild and terrible time is happening, if the first meal is had at 1 p.m.
I am about to eat my hoodie. We are still waiting to eat.
Send. Help.
I am about to eat my hoodie. We are still waiting to eat.
Send. Help.
Good news, bad news.
Good: I scored a second interview.
Bad: I have to do a second one.
Good: I scored a second interview.
Bad: I have to do a second one.
November 26, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Good news, bad news.
Good: I scored a second interview.
Bad: I have to do a second one.
Good: I scored a second interview.
Bad: I have to do a second one.
I need all the good luck for tomorrow. I am tired of the job searching. Have an interview.
November 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I need all the good luck for tomorrow. I am tired of the job searching. Have an interview.
I will say the funniest thing that has happened this week is I went to a small concert.
A performer decided to do a melody. Part of the melody was an R. Kelley song. I booed.
A server came up to me, a twinkle in her eye. She asked me why did I boo?
My reply made her cackle, then she gave me a dap
A performer decided to do a melody. Part of the melody was an R. Kelley song. I booed.
A server came up to me, a twinkle in her eye. She asked me why did I boo?
My reply made her cackle, then she gave me a dap
November 23, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I will say the funniest thing that has happened this week is I went to a small concert.
A performer decided to do a melody. Part of the melody was an R. Kelley song. I booed.
A server came up to me, a twinkle in her eye. She asked me why did I boo?
My reply made her cackle, then she gave me a dap
A performer decided to do a melody. Part of the melody was an R. Kelley song. I booed.
A server came up to me, a twinkle in her eye. She asked me why did I boo?
My reply made her cackle, then she gave me a dap
My dear lesbian, bi, and pan frendos. You almost got a new member. She tried to take me home. I almost let her.
November 23, 2025 at 7:42 PM
My dear lesbian, bi, and pan frendos. You almost got a new member. She tried to take me home. I almost let her.
I made it to Dallas in one piece. Maybe the first time I traveled and things went smoothly. :knocks on a forest:
November 19, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I made it to Dallas in one piece. Maybe the first time I traveled and things went smoothly. :knocks on a forest:
They called that man Donicka Lewinsky.
November 14, 2025 at 2:48 PM
They called that man Donicka Lewinsky.
I will be in Dallas next week. Visiting my sister. Looking for work.
A lot of things.
Keep me in mind. A rollercoaster will be had.
A lot of things.
Keep me in mind. A rollercoaster will be had.
November 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I will be in Dallas next week. Visiting my sister. Looking for work.
A lot of things.
Keep me in mind. A rollercoaster will be had.
A lot of things.
Keep me in mind. A rollercoaster will be had.
Anyway, one day, I will rant about why America has terrible storytelling bc capitalism.
November 11, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Anyway, one day, I will rant about why America has terrible storytelling bc capitalism.
I have been force-watching One Piece, and it has the same flaw as One-Punch Man.
The main character is too lacking/too powerful in X.
Luffy has two brain cells. One is for fighting what he believes in. The other is for food.
Saitama is op.
And that's why anything past a season is so convulted.
The main character is too lacking/too powerful in X.
Luffy has two brain cells. One is for fighting what he believes in. The other is for food.
Saitama is op.
And that's why anything past a season is so convulted.
a bald man with glasses and a beard is saying let me cook
Alt: a bald man with glasses and a beard is saying let me cook
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November 11, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I have been force-watching One Piece, and it has the same flaw as One-Punch Man.
The main character is too lacking/too powerful in X.
Luffy has two brain cells. One is for fighting what he believes in. The other is for food.
Saitama is op.
And that's why anything past a season is so convulted.
The main character is too lacking/too powerful in X.
Luffy has two brain cells. One is for fighting what he believes in. The other is for food.
Saitama is op.
And that's why anything past a season is so convulted.
The bar for achievements will be in the basement today.
I didn't shit myself. Gold stars.
I didn't shit myself. Gold stars.
November 11, 2025 at 3:15 PM
The bar for achievements will be in the basement today.
I didn't shit myself. Gold stars.
I didn't shit myself. Gold stars.