M.A. Simo
melsimo.bsky.social
M.A. Simo
@melsimo.bsky.social
I deleted Meta, not you. 💛 Never you.
Hot diggity dog, I love my life. (But I still hate O'Hare.)
March 24, 2025 at 10:34 PM
A breakfast burrito MUST have:
✅️ Eggs
✅️ Potatoes
✅️ Beans
✅️ Cheese
✅️ Tasty Condiment
March 16, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Just had to return a dog after just one night of trial adoption because she was in heat and they didn't tell me until I picked her up (trust me, circumstances required it). Anyway, now I'm devastated and drinking. 💔🍻
March 8, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Trump just said DOGE is headed by Elon Musk?

That’s going to be awkward for the court filings in which they specifically said he wasn’t in charge.
March 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
The fuck is Mount "Mc-Kinna-Leigh" 😄🙃
March 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
He still has literally no idea what "asylum-seeker" means. Anyway, hope you all watch the address tonight. It's important. They've already removed people from the room and I swear we're less than 10 minutes in.
March 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I really like this self-care app. It's cute and legitimately helpful in keeping me on track and motivating me.

play.google.com/store/apps/d...
Finch: Self-Care Pet - Apps on Google Play
Mood journal, habits, self-care tracker, self-love
play.google.com
February 26, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I am the weirdo who prefers 3rd shift. It was a rough transition but once I adjusted, it really suited me.

Gimme my 10p-630a and my peace back.
February 25, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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THERES SO MANY BOOKS I WANT TO READ IVE GOT TO READ FASTER EVERYONE JUST STOP PUBLISHING FOR ONE SECOND SO I CAN CATCH UP
February 24, 2025 at 5:32 AM
It is my honor to share with you THIS DOG.
February 23, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Went to the opera today and hated every minute of it. Everyone was great, set design was interesting, beautiful venue... the music consisted almost entirely of jarring strings. Guess I'm pretty sensitive to that kind of thing because it made me want to jump off a bridge the entire time.
February 23, 2025 at 6:35 AM
These very practical and informative posts bring me joy.
Welcome to today's episode of Shut The Fuck Up Friday!

Check out this video for some tips from a local lawyer for those of you headed out to the streets to protest. You're a target of the state when you take action.

NEVER talk to police & always STFU!

Full video in thread👇
February 22, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Irving's romance arc is the extremely tenuous thread that keeps me watching. Does this show ever get nice? Things are hard enough already. (By the way, only on S2E7. Please no spoilers, but info about general vibes welcome.)
#severance #johnturturro 💛🌈
February 21, 2025 at 12:07 AM
If your child isn't old enough to know they shouldn't throw garbage on the floor (or will do it regardless), they shouldn't be left unattended. Fun note for today: at Alcatraz, of all places, I terrified a young person sufficiently to deter a lifetime of being a litterbug. Let's hope, anyway. 🤞
February 17, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Aaaaand $100 later... very excited about these reads, though.
@ericfoner.bsky.social
@citylightsbooks.bsky.social
February 16, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I am *officially* too old for hostels, though I would still recommend the @greentortoise.bsky.social in Chinatown SF to those who can can still hang. Cannot recommend the bagel, but hey, it was free.
February 16, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Okaaaaay, San Francisco is pretty fun and cool. Next stop, City Lights Booksellers! Tell me what else to visit here!

@citylightsbooks.bsky.social
#lunarnewyear #yearofthesnake
February 16, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Short answer? "No, fuck you." This is, at the very least, fetishisizing-adjacent.

As a White Man, Can I Date Women of Color to Advance My Antiracism? www.nytimes.com/2025/02/14/m...
As a White Man, Can I Date Women of Color to Advance My Antiracism?
The magazine’s Ethicist columnist on interracial dating as a sociopolitical strategy.
www.nytimes.com
February 16, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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It sucks living in the universe where Biff has the Almanac
February 13, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Ok, just officially deactivated FB and IG with the hope I won't ever log in again.

Fifteen years of good times and bad.

I'm feeling kinda sad. Is that fucked up?
February 14, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Sometimes I think I could write a book.
Then I read a *good* book, and remember that I could absolutely never write a book.
January 20, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I've seen others do this. Do we have these shared interests?
*Sobbing for twenty seconds (and no more) at animal/old people videos
*Petting cats
*Going to the movies alone
*Right-wing propaganda/conservative media manipulation (against)
*Orange TicTacs
*Petting dogs
*Instant coffee
January 20, 2025 at 4:48 AM