Melonhead
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salesforce consultant. reader.
salesforce consultant. reader.
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Happy Valentine’s Day!
February 14, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Happy Valentine’s Day!
Oh wait that emotional drained and hungry feeling was just pmdd ha
February 12, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Oh wait that emotional drained and hungry feeling was just pmdd ha
Day 33 no contact. I am so emotionally drained and I want to eat everything
February 12, 2026 at 5:08 AM
Day 33 no contact. I am so emotionally drained and I want to eat everything
Sober breakups are great and also terrible
February 11, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Sober breakups are great and also terrible
If I were a drag queen my drag name would be Geri Mander and I’d dress like Ginger Spice and hand out pamphlets about voter suppression
February 10, 2026 at 11:20 PM
If I were a drag queen my drag name would be Geri Mander and I’d dress like Ginger Spice and hand out pamphlets about voter suppression
Puerto Rico was amazing
February 10, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Puerto Rico was amazing
Day 17 and it’s significantly less hard today than it was on day 1. :,) but then there’s like the guilt of feeling happy during a breakup. But then there’s the voice of “girl we are in societal collapse take the W’s where you can get them”. Good night
January 26, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Day 17 and it’s significantly less hard today than it was on day 1. :,) but then there’s like the guilt of feeling happy during a breakup. But then there’s the voice of “girl we are in societal collapse take the W’s where you can get them”. Good night
The only thing constant is change… except pennies because they are extinct now apparently?
January 21, 2026 at 1:18 AM
The only thing constant is change… except pennies because they are extinct now apparently?
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Cell phone footage shows that Renee Good tried to drive away from the ICE agent who shot her. But an AI video shows Good pledging allegiance to ISIS before plowing her car into a crowd of blonde Christian children. For busy presidents of the United States, it can be hard to know what to trust.
January 10, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Cell phone footage shows that Renee Good tried to drive away from the ICE agent who shot her. But an AI video shows Good pledging allegiance to ISIS before plowing her car into a crowd of blonde Christian children. For busy presidents of the United States, it can be hard to know what to trust.
Siri play emotion part b by Carly Rae Jepsen
January 10, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Siri play emotion part b by Carly Rae Jepsen
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Wally got to see his bff @melonheadtomato.bsky.social and eat so much trash off the ground at the farmer's market this morning.
January 10, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Wally got to see his bff @melonheadtomato.bsky.social and eat so much trash off the ground at the farmer's market this morning.
2026 gay breakups mean uncoupling on Venmo, Libby, Spotify shared playlist, Pinterest recipe board, etc
January 10, 2026 at 2:31 PM
2026 gay breakups mean uncoupling on Venmo, Libby, Spotify shared playlist, Pinterest recipe board, etc
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ICE is killing American citizens the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
January 8, 2026 at 2:30 AM
ICE is killing American citizens the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
in a good mood leggoooo
May 19, 2025 at 1:49 PM
in a good mood leggoooo
I realized that I have been saying “clear as mud” a lot. What kind of person does this make me? Who even am I?
April 30, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I realized that I have been saying “clear as mud” a lot. What kind of person does this make me? Who even am I?
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they’re having some tea
April 12, 2025 at 1:34 PM
they’re having some tea
Three daily gratitudes:
- socks
- zines
- pikachu
- socks
- zines
- pikachu
April 9, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Three daily gratitudes:
- socks
- zines
- pikachu
- socks
- zines
- pikachu
Three daily gratitudes:
- running
- nail lady
- cute people
- running
- nail lady
- cute people
April 3, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Three daily gratitudes:
- running
- nail lady
- cute people
- running
- nail lady
- cute people
Three daily gratitudes
- my cat’s routine of sitting next to me in the mornings
- showers
- tea
- my cat’s routine of sitting next to me in the mornings
- showers
- tea
April 2, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Three daily gratitudes
- my cat’s routine of sitting next to me in the mornings
- showers
- tea
- my cat’s routine of sitting next to me in the mornings
- showers
- tea
Three daily gratitudes
- pizza
- nyc
- prozaque
- pizza
- nyc
- prozaque
April 1, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Three daily gratitudes
- pizza
- nyc
- prozaque
- pizza
- nyc
- prozaque
I’m childfree and gay, like Chappell Roan. I like her.
And also I think she missed an opportunity to talk about how American society doesn’t support mothers. The #callherdaddy interview just reads to me as her throwing her friends under the bus.
And also I think she missed an opportunity to talk about how American society doesn’t support mothers. The #callherdaddy interview just reads to me as her throwing her friends under the bus.
March 31, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I’m childfree and gay, like Chappell Roan. I like her.
And also I think she missed an opportunity to talk about how American society doesn’t support mothers. The #callherdaddy interview just reads to me as her throwing her friends under the bus.
And also I think she missed an opportunity to talk about how American society doesn’t support mothers. The #callherdaddy interview just reads to me as her throwing her friends under the bus.